Breakfast

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Porridge

What did you do?

[Studebaker-90]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What did you do?

Ate it 

[For Fecks Sake]

Scrambled eggs and a croissant, pot of tea.

[dazzy_deff]

This mornings effort.

[Roberto]

Get that baked beans clean ti fuck.

[Dal Riata Don]

9 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Get that baked beans clean ti fuck.

It's like everything's been outsourced to different sub-contractors, including the plate.

[dazzy_deff]

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Get that baked beans clean ti fuck.

They were affa fine. 

Cheeky pot of beans.

 

[Roberto]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

They were affa fine. 

Cheeky pot of beans.

 

You're a wanker.

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

You're a wanker.

Cheeky.

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

😂😂 that’s what I thought. No cohesion. 

Tasted bloody good though. 

[Roberto]

Looks good to me, I'd devour that sausage whole.

But baked beans on a plate, it would be sent back.

Not having that.

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you ask for everything to be well done ? That’s a shocker 

It was exceptional. 

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Looks good to me, I'd devour that sausage whole.

But baked beans on a plate, it would be sent back.

Not having that.

The beans weren't on the plate. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Chives.  Why?

 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Chives.  Why?

 

Dunno. Ask the chef.

[Roberto]

20 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

The beans weren't on the plate. 

They were...

They may well have been in a poovery dish but they can be seen on the plate.

Sent back.

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

They were...

They may well have been in a poovery dish but they can be seen on the plate.

Sent back.

The dish which contained the beans touched the plate. Not the beans. 

Given the beans were advertised on the menu, I'm sure you could ask for no beans rather than causing an unnecessary scene by sending the plate back.

[Roberto]

6 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

The dish which contained the beans touched the plate. Not the beans. 

Given the beans were advertised on the menu, I'm sure you could ask for no beans rather than causing an unnecessary scene by sending the plate back.

Ugh to first sentence.

Do you know me at all? I live for the drama.

However totally understand your comments, but the amount of times I've said NO BEANS and served a plate with beans. It's absurd.

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Roberto said:

Do you know me at all? I live for the drama.

However totally understand your comments, but the amount of times I've said NO BEANS and served a plate with beans. It's absurd.

No issue here. Simply lift the pot off and place to the side. I know you wouldn't get the attention like but it would work

[Guest milne_afc]

Are you anti-beans?

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

No issue here. Simply lift the pot off and place to the side. I know you wouldn't get the attention like but it would work

Nope, I can probably smell them in the vicinity of my space, so I'd write a strong worded trip advisor review.

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Are you anti-beans?

Yes, we have been through this before. I'd ban the cunts.

[Roberto]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I spill my beans over my black pudding 

Jesus.

[maryhilldon]

31 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Are you anti-beans?

Beanism.

[maryhilldon]

36 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 

However totally understand your comments, but the amount of times I've said NO BEANS and served a plate with beans. It's absurd.

Ever glassed a waitress Roberta?

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Ever glassed a waitress Roberta?

Not a waiter or waitress, no...

[Roberto]

6 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Beanism.

I'm a beanaphobe 

[dave_min]

You’re a has bean.

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, dave_min said:

You’re a has bean.

I'll flick yours

[dave_min]

Just as long as there’s no meat x

[dazzy_deff]

37 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I'm a beanaphobe 

That's harsh on PW