Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: My favourite was a former colleague, whose fud was described as being ' like a bear's arsehole '. Now that is impressive ?. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 There’s a masters thesis in that statement right there. Interesting research too. If anyone’s interested I’d recommend trying the lassies bat cave first for reference, THEN going after the bear. Just saying. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. That's impressive. Usually it’s a local road, like throwing a sausage up Union Street etc etc.As big as the Chunnel is impressive tho… Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 27, 2021 Author Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 hour ago, YorkDon said: Usually it’s a local road, like throwing a sausage up Union Street etc etc.As big as the Chunnel is impressive tho… Or my personal favourite, she had a fanny like a torn Welly ? 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Fanny like a wizards sleeve Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Like throwing a sausage up a close. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 16 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Like throwing a sausage up a close. *alleyway @Poodler Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 She was so ugly even a sniper wouldn’t take her out. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Fanny like a clowns pocket. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 27, 2021 Author Share Posted June 27, 2021 Like a badly packed kebab Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 She’s gone on the sesh im watching the original Texas chainsaw massacre. Classic Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Simply Red said: This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos She is very well formed Link to comment
Hoofball Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, Simply Red said: This Maya sort on Croucheys show is phenomenal. Fuck knows who she is but id eat her toldos She’s a fucking hun unfortunately. Then quickly rejected the notion ever tho is pictured in a hun top. Said was given to her for her birthday by a friend. She needs to get new friends at least Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 She’s a disgusting pig Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 I would never touch her boobs and fanny with my cock and mouth Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 27, 2021 Share Posted June 27, 2021 Sacked off the film now watching Stones - Stripped Has Charlie Watts ever missed a beat? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 14 hours ago, Poodler said: She’s gone on the sesh im watching the original Texas chainsaw massacre. Classic Marilyn Burns should have received an Oscar at 1975 awards ceremony for her performance as Sally Hardesty in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. What a actress! Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 This was last week rather than today but I took my mum to IKEA last week and spotted what I think it the official AFC Chat rug on sale. Link to comment
Laichomoray Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Fine wee wander if anyones up near Cullen.Moray Coastal path to Findlater castle. https://www.walkhighlands.co.uk/moray/findlater-castle.shtml IMG_20210627_140806 by , on Flickr 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 KnOw a few bentshots from up that way. GBOL Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 5 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: I'm moving house next week and chucking mine out. Full of cat hair and all sorts. Much was it Buzz Chops? I never noticed the price but similar rugs seem to be about £120. I went on the website and had a look for you. I'm a good cunt like that. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Got up (bloody rough) brunch/pints Pints airport home/shove my cock up the missus’ arsehole what a bloody holiday I’ve had! It just looked like any other day when you were not on shift to be fair 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 On 6/28/2021 at 1:32 PM, The Buzzard said: This was last week rather than today but I took my mum to IKEA last week and spotted what I think it the official AFC Chat rug on sale. Can’t believe it. I was told it was direct from Iran! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 Did your friend give you a good price? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Poodler said: Can’t believe it. I was told it was direct from Iran! ?. Is it definitely the same rug? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Parklife said: Never really noticed the slope before. Worse than motherwells that. Link to comment
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