Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: Doing a rap? White men can't rap. You should know that. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Fridge said: You get married Parkie or best man? Best man. Marriage isn't for me. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Fair play what’s your best line that you’re thinking up? Sure a few boys on here will be able to come up some funny’s Link to comment
RAZOR Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 31 minutes ago, Parklife said: Best man. Marriage isn't for me. Good luck Parky. The Bangor joke is the classic move. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Nursing a mild hangover the day. Pints went down a treat last night. Key working. Cook supper Watch a film Bed Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Any joke/anecdote at a wedding must be original and made up by the speech giver Good luck Parkie Agreed. All 100% original jokes and true stories in my speech. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Indeed but sometimes you need an opener to settle the mood Then compliment the bride Then absolutely annihilate the boy and hope you don’t get killed by his outraged Uncle or someone! ? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 41 minutes ago, Parklife said: Agreed. All 100% original jokes and true stories in my speech. Good luck, @Parklife. Thankfully never had to do one but sat and listened to one or two car crashes in the past. My mate gave a speech in the past that had older members of the crowd walking out. Steer clear of wanking stories was what I took from that speech. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Don’t go too hard on the Jews parky Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, The Buzzard said: Good luck, @Parklife. Thankfully never had to do one but sat and listened to one or two car crashes in the past. My mate gave a speech in the past that had older members of the crowd walking out. Steer clear of wanking stories was what I took from that speech. Cheers man. Only bit thats a bit dodgy is when I have to clarify that my mate didn't fuck a minor. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Cheers man. Only bit thats a bit dodgy is when I have to clarify that my mate didn't fuck a minor. I would imagine even that in jest in the speech is best avoided! Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Just now, Fridge said: I would imagine even that in jest in the speech is best avoided! Shitebag. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: I would imagine even that in jest in the speech is best avoided! Is it fuck. Cruder the better. Ive done one best man speech and was brutal to the groom. Likewise, i had all sorts of shit flung at me by my bestmen. Its all in jest. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Is it fuck. Cruder the better. Ive done one best man speech and was brutal to the groom. Likewise, i had all sorts of shit flung at me by my bestmen. Its all in jest. Well fair enough I just think thing firing out paedo jokes when folks grandparents are there are nae good Shagging stories are completely fair game Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: Well fair enough I just think thing firing out paedo jokes when folks grandparents are there are nae good Shagging stories are completely fair game It's the opposite of a paedo story. I explicitly state he's not a paedo. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: Well fair enough I just think thing firing out paedo jokes when folks grandparents are there are nae good Shagging stories are completely fair game It's the opposite of a paedo story. I explicitly state he's not a paedo. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: It's the opposite of a paedo story. I explicitly state he's not a paedo. I know that fuck me you wouldn’t be mates with him if he was but still best avoided in jest I would say but maybe if you think everyone will think it is funny go for it It wouldn’t bother me in the slightest if someone said that said that at a wedding but it would some folk Anyway let us know how it goes Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Parklife said: Best man. Marriage isn't for me. Problem with being best man at a wedding , you never get a chance to prove it Link to comment
Quagmire Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 46 minutes ago, Fridge said: Well fair enough I just think thing firing out paedo jokes when folks grandparents are there are nae good Shagging stories are completely fair game Personally I think it’s fair game unless you’re aiming to ride either of the Grannies later on. Need to be a little more charming with your speech in that scenario. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Quagmire said: Personally I think it’s fair game unless you’re aiming to ride either of the Grannies later on. Need to be a little more charming with your speech in that scenario. Like I said I couldn’t give a fuck if some one fired out racist or homophobic or any jokes It’s a joke But best avoided because nae doubt somebody will was my only advice Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 Afternoon watching the Olympics. Fantastic viewing so far. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Hutch was Fridges best man. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Quagmire said: Hutch was Fridges best man. Fridge was Hutch's best man and Fridge was too scared to rip the pish. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Fridge said: I would imagine even that in jest in the speech is best avoided! Ha just remembered an opener Fuck about with your speech papers and say “sorry about this someone sat on my glasses” My own fault should have taken them off first Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: Ha just remembered an opener Fuck about with your speech papers and say “sorry about this someone sat on my glasses” My own fault should have taken them off first Or "It's not actually the first time that XXXX has asked me to prepare a few lines for him" Goes down a treat with a certain section of the wedding! Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 out of office on (see A2TTRM) for trois weeks. @BrianFaePerth Any restrictions up there? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 Mentioned a few weeks back and kicking off the weekend Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Mentioned a few weeks back and kicking off the weekend Aye I'm just going to listen to one hour and twenty minutes of shite dance music at 4pm. Why you fuck you posting that? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 6, 2021 Author Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: Aye I'm just going to listen to one hour and twenty minutes of shite dance music at 4pm. Why you fuck you posting that? To start my weekend. Link to comment
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