What you doing today?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuckin amateurs. DF wanted my plane to crash, that’s proper deathwishing

I don’t want you dead. Seeing you live a long life as a vegetable would be far more satisfying. 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

I don’t want you dead. Seeing you live a long life as a vegetable would be far more satisfying. 

It’s been shite viewing so far 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Mindil Beach sunset vibez

Dinna get too comfy Brian min with these lads lurking about...

[Quagmire]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuckin amateurs. DF wanted my plane to crash, that’s proper deathwishing

I was surprised, you got Tup banned for less. 

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

I was surprised, you got Tup banned for less. 

Sometimes the rumours will be 100% false.

[manboobs109]

Never working on a Sunday again. Feels weird.

[The Boofon]

4 hours ago, milne_afc said:

It’s been shite viewing so far 

Hahahaha

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Double bubble?

Na getting shit done for cunts ahead of "freedom day" Load of shite. Should charge extra but I'm too soft.

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fuckin amateurs. DF wanted my plane to crash, that’s proper deathwishing

Cheers for the compliment Brizo.

[Ke1t]

Came home to what I thought was massive growth on my grapevine, but on closer inspection it turns out some Morning Glory Ivy... also known as Bindweed... had taken root next to my grapevine, and was strangling it to death. literally wraps itself around plants and uses them as support as it spreads at insane speeds. 

Just had at it with a pair of scissors and fucked its shit up. 

That'll teach it. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

This. ^

Aye so you could molest me

[Joe pike]

35 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You in London, aye? 

Nice one , Sherlock.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Great tourist attraction 

GCBN

[Poodler]

Watching the Sparks film on the big screen 

 

[YorkDon]

Down Greater London the day.Watford area.
Something on around lunchtime, then rest of day is mine.

[BrianFaePerth]

17 hours ago, Poodler said:

Watching the Sparks film on the big screen 

 

You’ve got unread mail. Prick.

[Henry]

 

Oh no, poor Brian's been dingyed, as the weegies would say. 

[BrianFaePerth]

16 minutes ago, Henry said:

 

Oh no, poor Brian's been dingyed, as the weegies would say. 

None of your fuckin business croft boy.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Can’t wait to hear what your connection is to Sparks , Brizo. 

Love

[For Fecks Sake]

Out for the day with Mrs FFS and spotted this often used phrase car registration at Ride in Banchory.

[Poodler]

 

 

left her at the crease and retired for breakfast 

[StandFree1982]

12 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

 

left her at the crease and retired for breakfast 

Looks good. Everything looks properly cooked as well. I hate places that barely cook their bacon, or the sausages look like they've been waved under the grill for a few seconds. 

[Poodler]

Bloody ace. Cafe 100 on Holburn street 

endorsed by piddler and the great @rocket_scientist

 

purveyors of good taste 

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’d frisbee the tattie scones aff the waitress’ face (or ask if I could change them for an extra sausage beforehand) 

Would it nae then come back and hit you in the face?

[Henry]

26 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said:

Looks good. Everything looks properly cooked as well. I hate places that barely cook their bacon, or the sausages look like they've been waved under the grill for a few seconds. 

Only concern for me would be the quality of the sausages, hoping they're not cheap catering efforts. 

[frankie_mac's_4]

Retain tattie scone and bin the beans - straight swap for plum tomatoes 

[Henry]

1 minute ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Retain tattie scone and bin the beans - straight swap for plum tomatoes 

Insane!

[For Fecks Sake]

Never enough toast, 4 slices minimum please.

[StandFree1982]

9 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Retain tattie scone and bin the beans - straight swap for plum tomatoes 

Swap for another Sausage. 

[Redforever86]

I'd cook the bacon slightly more, and the black pudding slightly less (although it depends on the brand to be fair) everything else looks solid. Not a fan of tattie scones or beans in tubs however.