What you doing today?

[Misers Hill]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I'd cook the bacon slightly more, and the black pudding slightly less (although it depends on the brand to be fair) everything else looks solid. Not a fan of tattie scones or beans in tubs however. 

It's all about Harbour management...??..

@Sooper-hanzcan help us out?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I’d frisbee the tattie scones aff the waitress’ face (or ask if I could change them for an extra sausage beforehand) 

 

58 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Would it nae then come back and hit you in the face?

 

56 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

No 

Haha. Fridge having a boomerang/frisbee mix up. 

35 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I'd cook the bacon slightly more, and the black pudding slightly less (although it depends on the brand to be fair) everything else looks solid. Not a fan of tattie scones or beans in tubs however. 

Beans in tubs are annoying. Can’t see why you’d serve a tattie scone in one. ?

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

Haha. Fridge having a boomerang/frisbee mix up. 

 

Classic Fridge 

[Fridge]

Ha ha yeah, did fuck that up

 

[Redforever86]

32 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

Beans in tubs are annoying. Can’t see why you’d serve a tattie scone in one. ?

Easier to throw in the bin that way. 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I pour the beans over the black pud and eat that two along with the sausages (and sometimes mushrooms) 

I’ll eat the bacon and egg with the toast 

 

Black pudding, beans and hot sauce (plus mushroom, tomato, bacon if you have) is magic. 
 

Has to be decent hot sauce like. 

[Ke1t]

Fucking insurance companies. 

Flood damage to a property, call the insurance, agent immediately starts telling me all the ways he's going to deny the claim. 

"I'm sending an engineer out to assess the likelihood you're not lying." 

Fair enough, go ahead, I've fuck all to hide. 

Tells me the name of the company he's sending out to assess the physics of my claim, did some research, absolute shill company that does nothing but look for ways to deny claims. 

Called the agent back and told him under no circumstances does anyone from that company set foot on my property... find someone else... agent starts demanding I justify my decision to prevent their guy 'inspecting' the damage. When I stopped laughing I explained I wasn't calling him to justify my decision, but to inform him of my decision.  Agent wasn't happy and started in on the arguments... total fucking eejit. Obviously used to folk just doing as he says. 

"In 30 years I've never had someone say they won't allow... blah blah"  Well, first time for everything, then, tit. 

Could already tell this is going to the lawyers after the first phone call. 

Pricks. 

[Redforever86]

27 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Fucking insurance companies. 

Flood damage to a property, call the insurance, agent immediately starts telling me all the ways he's going to deny the claim. 

"I'm sending an engineer out to assess the likelihood you're not lying." 

Fair enough, go ahead, I've fuck all to hide. 

Tells me the name of the company he's sending out to assess the physics of my claim, did some research, absolute shill company that does nothing but look for ways to deny claims. 

Called the agent back and told him under no circumstances does anyone from that company set foot on my property... find someone else... agent starts demanding I justify my decision to prevent their guy 'inspecting' the damage. When I stopped laughing I explained I wasn't calling him to justify my decision, but to inform him of my decision.  Agent wasn't happy and started in on the arguments... total fucking eejit. Obviously used to folk just doing as he says. 

"In 30 years I've never had someone say they won't allow... blah blah"  Well, first time for everything, then, tit. 

Could already tell this is going to the lawyers after the first phone call. 

Pricks. 

Burn their offices down and see if their insurance pays out. 

[Ke1t]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

Burn their offices down and see if their insurance pays out. 

?

I fucking love this site, sometimes. 

 

 

...sometimes. 

[Redforever86]

I’m serious. 

[Dons79]

Make sure you are booked into a restaurant with cameras when you do it, gives you a straight alibi?

[Poodler]

Let them inspect the property and have an accomplice place a dildo on their bonnet before they return to the car 

 

a statement 

[Fridge]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I disagree Fridge. A frisbee is piss easy to throw and get it to come back to you. 

You should seek apologies. 

Fuck the Huns

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yer man Soops off to see Leyton orient v QPR 

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You in London Soops?  Kept that quiet? 

[Fridge]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yer man Soops off to see Leyton orient v QPR 

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Not one bit of social distancing there

Happy fucking days

[Redforever86]

50 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yer man Soops off to see Leyton orient v QPR 

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I much did you have to pay to advertise yir big nob?

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I much did you have to pay to advertise yir big nob?

^ cans

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yer man Soops off to see Leyton orient v QPR 

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Is that you in the skirt?

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh will take that as a yes

[Poodler]

Thought there would be more spooks in the pic 

[BrianFaePerth]

All the debauchery London has to offer and SH goes to see an EFL cup game.?

[Parklife]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

All the debauchery London has to offer and SH goes to see an EFL cup game.?

You not like football, Bri? 

I used to go to random games often when I was down there. Couple of pints, wee bit atmosphere. A decent way to spend a midweek evening IYAM. 

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You not like football, Bri? 

I used to go to random games often when I was down there. Couple of pints, wee bit atmosphere. A decent way to spend a midweek evening IYAM. 

Watching football in the flesh is of course way better than watching it on tv, but nah, fuck that, there’s better things to do in London.

[Fridge]

I must say I do look like going to different grounds and have no affiliation to any teams other than Aberdeen

But I’ve been to Man Utd v Liverpool both at Annfield and Old Trafford and also Chelsea v Arsenal and the atmosphere is pish

Best fans I’ve seen down south was Burnley when we played them

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Watching football in the flesh is of course way better than watching it on tv, but nah, fuck that, there’s better things to do in London.

How would you spend a Wednesday night in London? 

[Parklife]

Just now, Fridge said:

I must say I do look like going to different grounds and have no affiliation to any teams other than Aberdeen

But I’ve been to Man Utd v Liverpool both at Annfield and Old Trafford and also Chelsea v Arsenal and the atmosphere is pish

That's because you're going to watch teams who've been overrun by plastics and tourists. 

[Fridge]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That's because you're going to watch teams who've been overrun by plastics and tourists. 

Possibly quite correct

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

How would you spend a Wednesday night in London? 

None of your business

[For Fecks Sake]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I must say I do look like going to different grounds and have no affiliation to any teams other than Aberdeen

But I’ve been to Man Utd v Liverpool both at Annfield and Old Trafford and also Chelsea v Arsenal and the atmosphere is pish

Best fans I’ve seen down south was Burnley when we played them

Likewise and when I lived in London I tried to go to as many different games as I could.

QPR and Fulham were decent grounds to visit.

Went to Highbury many a time as well and that was always good.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

12 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yer man Soops off to see Leyton orient v QPR 

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Call this a long shot but the love island wannabe in the blazer and yellow trousers isn’t going to the football and is on his phone pinging his cosmetics fwends how it’s like a scene out of Green Street.