Zeus Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Hope everyone's fur babies are okay with all the noisy fireworks this evening xoxo Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 15 hours ago, The Buzzard said: Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. It's a fucking horrific thing to witness eh? Fucking traumatic. ? Life will never be the same again - in the best way possible. Congratulations to you and your missus min Link to comment
Dons79 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It's a shame I never told you about my 18/1 single bet last week that came in, Dad min. To be fair, it was after your DWT was posted. #TheEagles same ? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 16 minutes ago, Zeus said: Hope everyone's fur babies are okay with all the noisy fireworks this evening xoxo Nope but appreciated for asking!, resorted to a piriton, thunder jacket and dog music, been lying down on the carpet next tae him for 2 hours now.used to love fireworks! hate them now hope yours is ok 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Had “low noise” fireworks here, I’ve had ejaculations reach higher altitude. 2 Link to comment
Guest Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 I reckon if you opened up a doggy hotel for bonfire night you'd make a fortune. Can just be your flat. Turn up some 'dog music' or whatever really loud and put 'Babe- pig in the city' on the telly. Might look into it. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I reckon if you opened up a doggy hotel for bonfire night you'd make a fortune. Can just be your flat. Turn up some 'dog music' or whatever really loud and put 'Babe- pig in the city' on the telly. Might look into it. Aye till you get heaps of folk turning up in Ford Sierras wanking in yir car park. N.B no offence met EB4B 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Doe that not go against your principles of letting out space to individuals ? Tbf I'd probs take care of folks dogs for free. Love the little rascals. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Its you who’s misguided if jokes about paedo activities are all you’ve got left in your quest to be edgy Touchy subject for you Cavey? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Haha - the missus was speaking about Thunder Jackets earlier (GBN, I quipped) one dog barks at he noise and the other hides and trembles…so we took them to the boozer to drown out the noise They work tell the missus!, quite well along with the music, she took over the floor work now?, popped up and he’s lying on his back listening to Chopin, aw was missing was the cheese board and red wine, spoiled wee shite ??? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 watchin bluto lurkin oan here since 8 in eh morn..ez nae been aff..sumhins gan wrang like..ez nuthin left..its tregic Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Poodler said: As if you were the driving force in that silencing you deeply misguided man Haha so it wasn't just me that sniffed you out? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I reckon if you opened up a doggy hotel for bonfire night you'd make a fortune. Can just be your flat. Turn up some 'dog music' or whatever really loud and put 'Babe- pig in the city' on the telly. Might look into it. Making money taking advantage of petrified pets? shameful. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 24 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Making money taking advantage of petrified pets? shameful. Said to Hanz I'd probs do it for free. Clearly got under your skin about you being a professional leech (a landlord.) Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Congrats Buzz. I’m biased as I’ve got two little girls but I think you’ve landed lucky there. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Don Fonte said: All the best @The Buzzard. Dinna listen to anyone, being a parent is a piece of piss. Hope you won't let it get in the way of your punting tips, priorities and all that. 5 hours ago, Dad said: Terrific work Buzzard son - all the very best ? If DWT comes in the morrow I'll dedicate the victory to the newest member of the Hat family ? In fact - I'll just dedicate the cunt to your new nipper; the Buzzards New Young Un DWT ? Imagine it came in but...that'd be one lucky wee bastard you've got on your hands - hoo mama 5 hours ago, Dons79 said: Especially if it was your bets!, you would have to shout the waens the second coming, hallelujah. congratulations @The Buzzard 2 hours ago, frankie_mac's_4 said: It's a fucking horrific thing to witness eh? Fucking traumatic. ? Life will never be the same again - in the best way possible. Congratulations to you and your missus min 2 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Congrats Buzz. I’m biased as I’ve got two little girls but I think you’ve landed lucky there. And cheers to all of you boys for your best wishes too. @Don Fonte I think I have a hat Acca Selection I need to attend to now you mention it. @Dad appreciate the dedication. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Aye till you get heaps of folk turning up in Ford Sierras wanking in yir car park. N.B no offence met EB4B Haha you’re on good form this evening Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 39 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Said to Hanz I'd probs do it for free. Clearly got under your skin about you being a professional leech (a landlord.) Not at all. Coining it in exploiting poor people. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Not at all. Coining it in exploiting poor people. You only "coined it" from hiding in a cupboard in the first place. Don't make out like you're Gordon Gekko. 1 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow Not one single chance that is happening Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Arabian Knight said: watchin bluto lurkin oan here since 8 in eh morn..ez nae been aff..sumhins gan wrang like..ez nuthin left..its tregic ^^Watching someone lurking since 8 2 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Fridge said: Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow Not one single chance that is happening Minger? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Roberto said: CHAOS Probably regrets buying her a pint now. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow Not one single chance that is happening Always thought you were married Shags, or is that why you're not seeing her again? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow Not one single chance that is happening Good lad Fridgeo. Hopefully UTA. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 11 hours ago, Dons79 said: same ? Good man?. Palace have a nae bad record at the Etihad. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Work Pub for lunch and a couple pints Fitba Maybe a couple pints after Maybe set up a standing boxing bag Watch crap on tv Go to bed Link to comment
Henry Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Fridge said: Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you Was her eyesight coming back after the spiking? Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, Henry said: Was her eyesight coming back after the spiking? Cheers for reminding me, I better go and ditch the rohypnol in a bin somewhere Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Nice one Fridgo. fine start to the weekend! Link to comment
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