What you doing today?

[Simply Red]

She a nurse @Fridge ?

[Fridge]

22 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

She a nurse @Fridge ?

Barmaid

[Poodler]

Like you’d know you fucking blouse 

 

 

I’ll be on the sauce today with the mob 

Lock up ur daughters Margate 

[Guest]

30 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Scottish Cup day.

Into these weegie bastards, Roberto. 
 

Hope you've taught the bairns some songs. 

[Fridge]

19 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Well played Frigo, always a good start to the weekend getting yer cock weet on a friday night, sets up the the chance of the double.

 

was she biling het

I was 

She was probably massively disappointed 

[Zeus]

JoUp early for a run - soakin weet 

Watching Xmas films with the kids. 

Fitba, comprehensive victory incoming 

Indian 

Beers 

 

Another wild day tbh 

 

 

[Henry]

28 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Watching Xmas films with the kids.

Cmon now. 

[Zeus]

8 minutes ago, Henry said:

Cmon now. 

Bloody love Christmas. 

Nae my choice however 

[Simply Red]

Just now, Zeus said:

Bloody love Christmas. 

Nae my choice however 

Its not xmas tho?

[Zeus]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Its not xmas tho?

Trees up 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Well played Frigo, always a good start to the weekend getting yer cock weet on a friday night, sets up the the chance of the double.

 

was she biling het

Aye, menopausal 

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Aye, menopausal

 

To be be fair 7/10 but any port I’m a storm

[The Boofon]

27 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Its not xmas tho?

Past bonfire night = Christmas.

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Into these weegie bastards, Roberto. 
 

Hope you've taught the bairns some songs. 

@DD1903

[Guest]

Just now, Betty Swallicks said:

@DD1903

Pretty gay of you to tag another man in a post 

[Zeus]

28 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Past bonfire night = Christmas.

Agreed. 

Miserable bastards who think otherwise 

[Simply Red]

Xmas starts 24th Dec, ends on Boxing Day.

To say otherwise=a mongol bastard

[Zeus]

Old misery guts there

[manboobs109]

1st of December you're allowed to start Xmas chat, decorations up 15th roughly.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Trees up 

Get to fuck!

[Zeus]

9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Get to fuck!

?

[The Boofon]

40 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

1st of December you're allowed to start Xmas chat, decorations up 15th roughly.

Nonsense.

Christmas buzz starts today, tree up 1st December.

Best time of year out with Shrove Tuesday IMO.

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Pretty gay of you to tag another man in a post 

He wants to keep getting my attention - the more I ignore him, the more he tries. Strange man. Well, I assume he's a man. Thinking about it, he's probably a 12 year old boy. 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Best post speaking the truth. 

 

6k on the legs done.

Gonna walk to my mates bar.   Been a slew of insane robberies here these days.   I seed the video of my local supermarket being robbed on Tuesday.  4 tinks with guns easily overpower the fat security guard and take what they want.

I want a gun.

I may buy a gun.

Oscar Graystorius hoo mama !! ??‍♂️

Hope black spice doesn’t need to go to the shitter

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Jim Jefferies did a brilliant sketch on him.   Fucked if I can remember how it went but was brutal and funny as fuck...

He must have a lot of free time since he left Hearts
 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Tackleberry motherfucker!!

With the penis of High Tower....

Sweetchuck more like 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Totally innocent the way he knew she was behind the door and blasted fuck out of it with a gun.

Big argument. He wanted a new bathroom door and she was dead against it. 

[Henry]

33 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Big argument. He wanted a new bathroom door and she was dead against it. 

Jill Dando called, she wants her joke back

[The Boofon]

23 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

You only "coined it" from hiding in a cupboard in the first place. Don't make out like you're Gordon Gekko.

Au contraire mon ami. Lucrative business the rental game. 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Au contraire mon ami. Lucrative business the rental game. 

Free money if you're lucky