What you doing today?

[Zeus]

Hope everyone's fur babies are okay with all the noisy fireworks this evening xoxo 

 

[frankie_mac's_4]

15 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

Becoming a dad. What a fucking messy ordeal that was. 

It's a fucking horrific thing to witness eh? Fucking traumatic. ?

Life will never be the same again - in the best way possible. Congratulations to you and your missus min

[Dons79]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's a shame I never told you about my 18/1 single bet last week that came in, Dad min.

To be fair, it was after your DWT was posted.

#TheEagles

same ?

[Dons79]

16 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Hope everyone's fur babies are okay with all the noisy fireworks this evening xoxo 

 

Nope but appreciated for asking!, 

resorted to a piriton, thunder jacket and dog music, been lying down on the carpet next tae him for 2 hours now.used to love fireworks!

hate them now

hope yours is ok

[Redforever86]

Had “low noise” fireworks here, I’ve had ejaculations reach higher altitude. 

[Guest]

I reckon if you opened up a doggy hotel for bonfire night you'd make a fortune. Can just be your flat. Turn up some 'dog music' or whatever really loud and put 'Babe- pig in the city' on the telly. 
 

Might look into it. 

[Redforever86]

12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I reckon if you opened up a doggy hotel for bonfire night you'd make a fortune. Can just be your flat. Turn up some 'dog music' or whatever really loud and put 'Babe- pig in the city' on the telly. 
 

Might look into it. 

Aye till you get heaps of folk turning up in Ford Sierras wanking in yir car park. 
 

N.B no offence met EB4B

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Doe that not go against your principles of letting out space to individuals ?

Tbf I'd probs take care of folks dogs for free. Love the little rascals. 

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Its you who’s misguided if jokes about paedo activities are all you’ve got left in your quest to be edgy

Touchy subject for you Cavey?

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Haha - the missus was speaking about Thunder Jackets earlier (GBN, I quipped) 

one dog barks at he noise and the other hides and trembles…so we took them to the boozer to drown out the noise 

They work tell the missus!, quite well along with the music, she took over the floor work now?, popped up and he’s lying on his back listening to Chopin, aw was missing was the cheese board and red wine, spoiled wee shite ???

[Arabian Knight]

watchin bluto lurkin oan here since 8 in eh morn..ez nae been aff..sumhins gan wrang like..ez nuthin left..its tregic

[manboobs109]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

As if you were the driving force in that silencing you deeply misguided man 

Haha so it wasn't just me that sniffed you out?

 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I reckon if you opened up a doggy hotel for bonfire night you'd make a fortune. Can just be your flat. Turn up some 'dog music' or whatever really loud and put 'Babe- pig in the city' on the telly. 
 

Might look into it. 

Making money taking advantage of petrified pets? 
 

shameful. 

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Making money taking advantage of petrified pets? 
 

shameful. 

Said to Hanz I'd probs do it for free. 
 

Clearly got under your skin about you being a professional leech (a landlord.) 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Congrats Buzz.

I’m biased as I’ve got two little girls but I think you’ve landed lucky there. 

[The Buzzard]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

All the best @The Buzzard. Dinna listen to anyone, being a parent is a piece of piss.

Hope you won't let it get in the way of your punting tips, priorities and all that.

 

5 hours ago, Dad said:

Terrific work Buzzard son - all the very best ? 

If DWT comes in the morrow I'll dedicate the victory to the newest member of the Hat family ? 

 

In fact - I'll just dedicate the cunt to your new nipper; the Buzzards New Young Un DWT ? 

 

Imagine it came in but...that'd be one lucky wee bastard you've got on your hands - hoo mama

 

5 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Especially if it was your bets!, you would have to shout the waens the second coming, hallelujah.

congratulations @The Buzzard

 

2 hours ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

It's a fucking horrific thing to witness eh? Fucking traumatic. ?

Life will never be the same again - in the best way possible. Congratulations to you and your missus min

 

2 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Congrats Buzz.

I’m biased as I’ve got two little girls but I think you’ve landed lucky there. 

And cheers to all of you boys for your best wishes too. 
@Don Fonte I think I have a hat Acca Selection I need to attend to now you mention it.

@Dad appreciate the dedication. 
 

 

[elephantstone78]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye till you get heaps of folk turning up in Ford Sierras wanking in yir car park. 
 

N.B no offence met EB4B

Haha 

 

you’re on good form this evening 

[The Boofon]

39 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Said to Hanz I'd probs do it for free. 
 

Clearly got under your skin about you being a professional leech (a landlord.) 

Not at all. Coining it in exploiting poor people. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Not at all. Coining it in exploiting poor people. 

You only "coined it" from hiding in a cupboard in the first place. Don't make out like you're Gordon Gekko.

[Fridge]

Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow 

Not one single chance that is happening 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

watchin bluto lurkin oan here since 8 in eh morn..ez nae been aff..sumhins gan wrang like..ez nuthin left..its tregic

^^Watching someone lurking since 8

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow 

Not one single chance that is happening 

Minger?

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

CHAOS

Probably regrets buying her a pint now.

[Quagmire]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow 

Not one single chance that is happening 

Always thought you were married Shags, or is that why you're not seeing her again? 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you and you can take me for a coffee tomorrow 

Not one single chance that is happening 

Good lad Fridgeo. Hopefully UTA.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 hours ago, Dons79 said:

same ?

Good man?. Palace have a nae bad record at the Etihad.

[Guest]

Work 

Pub for lunch and a couple pints 

Fitba

Maybe a couple pints after 

Maybe set up a standing boxing bag 

Watch crap on tv 

Go to bed 

[Henry]

6 hours ago, Fridge said:

Nailed a bird and she just left - she said I can maybe see you

Was her eyesight coming back after the spiking? 

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, Henry said:

Was her eyesight coming back after the spiking? 

Cheers for reminding me, I better go and ditch the rohypnol in a bin somewhere 

[Poodler]

Nice one Fridgo. 
 

fine start to the weekend!