What you doing today?

[cheesepipes]

2 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

Wouldn't know much about the butcher mate 🥕🥦☕

Rumours he's a crafty butcher.

 

Taking meat deliveries round the back.

[Dom Sullivan]

23 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Rumours he's a crafty butcher.

 

Taking meat deliveries round the back.

Likes stuffing?

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Rumours he's a crafty butcher.

 

Taking meat deliveries round the back.

Bad butcher then.

[BrianFaePerth]

Stunning day, even by Perth standards.

 

Maximum pool vibes

Beach

pub for sundowners 

[Arabian Knight]

yer a sexless loner o a man..the oz bluto

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Stunning day, even by Perth standards.

 

Maximum pool vibes

Beach

pub for sundowners 

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Alien concept if you live in ABZ, but don’t let the jealousy get to you 

[Zeus]

Up just before 7am.

Breakfast (Beans on toast /pint of water with creatine /black coffee)

Taking the bairns shopping 🫥

Go for a walk 

Avoid all chat of that shit show in Glasgow 

Prey for a decent week of weather.

[Don Fonte]

Brunch.

Walk.

Pints.

Watch football in boozer and gamble. (Liverpool v Man Utd)

Out for dinner with a lady.

El vino doth flow.

Hotel.

Shagging.

Sleep.

[Simply Red]

15 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Alien concept if you live in ABZ, but don’t let the jealousy get to you 

Enjoy yir sundowners yi cringey git

[For Fecks Sake]

Breakfast (Shakshuka)

Watching the arse cheeks game

Out for Sunday lunch

Packing, away for a few days on business Monday am.

[Bluto10]

you big in business FFS min?

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

you big in business FFS min?

He's a hand lotion salesman.

[Roberto]

Worked this morning.

Honennow for a bit of homemade pecan pie

Taking bairn to Breakout Games later.

Pub lunch and watch football with a couple Irn Bru

Home

Play games with bairn

Film

Bed

[manboobs109]

Going to a chess club this afternoon. Not sure what to expect tbh, except that I'll be the worst player. It's in a social club so quick pint the offski is the worst case scenario.

[Dons79]

4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Going to a chess club this afternoon. Not sure what to expect tbh, except that I'll be the worst player. It's in a social club so quick pint the offski is the worst case scenario.

Eh, I’d bet on playing chess.

[For Fecks Sake]

35 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

you big in business FFS min?

Aye, big in Oil and Gas, even got an Audi (on tick) and a private plate that has "0IL" in it 😎

Living the fucking dream Bluto.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Going to a chess club this afternoon. Not sure what to expect tbh, except that I'll be the worst player. It's in a social club so quick pint the offski is the worst case scenario.

There’s a couple o tidy birds do chess streams/channels on twitch. Worth a wank. 
 

Ah no….

[manboobs109]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

There’s a couple o tidy birds do chess streams/channels on twitch. Worth a wank. 
 

Ah no….

As long as they've got their clothes on I'll be fine.

[BrianFaePerth]

A dundonian burd that plays chess? Doubt the thought of a wank will even enter your head.

[The Boofon]

6 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

There’s a couple o tidy birds do chess streams/channels on twitch. Worth a wank. 
 

Ah no….

Yeah they’re lovely. Sisters. I’m just watching. 

[Howard Marks]

8 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Going to a chess club this afternoon. Not sure what to expect tbh, except that I'll be the worst player. It's in a social club so quick pint the offski is the worst case scenario.

Chess club

There ain't no party like a chess club party!

[madjockmcferson]

Was going to see this total eclipse but decided traffic would be awful and it’s probably cloudy weather and every cunt on the eastern coast will be trying to get to the equivalent of pitlochry.  Not another one here for 20 years 

[Poodler]

46 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said:

Was going to see this total eclipse but decided traffic would be awful and it’s probably cloudy weather and every cunt on the eastern coast will be trying to get to the equivalent of pitlochry.  Not another one here for 20 years 

More frequent than a dons cup win 

[madjockmcferson]

On 4/8/2024 at 7:24 AM, Poodler said:

More frequent than a dons cup win 

Decided to go in the end. Took 7 hours to do a 3.5 hour drive to New Hampshire then on the way back it took 9 hours, including a stretch when we went 8.2 miles in 4 hours. 
the eclipse itself was really odd. Very strange light, like a sepia tone filter. 
I think I’m glad I did it but fuck me the traffic was awful 

[Don Fonte]

Working.

Semi early finish (3ish).

Going clay pigeon shooting.

Pints.

Out for supper.

El vino doth flow.

Fornication (with an attractive female).

Sleep.

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Working.

Semi early finish (3ish).

Going clay pigeon shooting.

Pints.

Out for supper.

El vino doth flow.

Fornication (with an attractive female).

Sleep.

another wanky middle aged homosexual activity to go with the cycling and golf, don min 

 

you alright?

[BrianFaePerth]

Clearly not

[manboobs109]

Those things don't even look like pigeons anyway. Should be called clay Frisbee shooting.

[Don Fonte]

27 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

another wanky middle aged homosexual activity to go with the cycling and golf, don min 

 

you alright?

I'm wonderful champ, yourself?

What strong heterosexual hobbies do you have min? (Apart from exaggerating beer consumption)