What you doing today?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A sweet yeasted bun if you will. Maybe it's the sugar content that makes the difference here?

Aye more like Brioche

[Betty Swallicks]

A bap is a softie with flour on the top hence the Aberdeen saying to a weakling "you couldn't knock the stew (dust) aff a bap".

A softie, a bap and a rowie/buttery/roll are all differnet things.

Weegie votes are void when it comes to anything regarding food. Have you seen the state their stovies? 

[maryhilldon]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I don’t like my burgers in a Brioche bun (especially toasted) 

cause they are shite 

 

Me neither,  too sweet. 

[dazzy_deff]

brioche buns ?

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

That shit’s for hipsterz

Well call me a hipster then cos they are bloody fantastic. 

[Parklife]

Brioche bun for a burger is fine. Don't think them as a substitute for a normal roll on any other occasions though. 

[Guest milne_afc]

The brioche is a cold slice/salad chariot. Doesn’t have the strength or substance to withstand a piping hot lump of meat.

[sheepcrooky]

44 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

The brioche is a cold slice/salad chariot. Doesn’t have the strength or substance to withstand a piping hot lump of meat.

Agreed. Always seems to break up after one munch. The top half doesn’t have the substance to have a hot burger in it’s middle. 

[Bluto10]

(Fresh) bagels are ace

 

for a burger, has to be a soft bun even if it is brioche, and not a crunchy one.

[dazzy_deff]

A bagel with sausage is incredible. 

Or philadelphia cheese and ham. 

[Bluto10]

the krew had a tear up in NYC couple year ago.

two of them we sublime.

[Dons79]

Toasted sesame seed bagel, bacon, brown sauce. One of life’s little pleasures

Floury baps for a big hamburger but best for a quadrupler breakfast (bacon,sausage,tattie scone, fried onion)

Glasgow rolls excellent for salad rolls or cold meat, tuna rolls.

well fired or burnt rolls good for anything but makes a mess of the old teeth(junkie smiles)

rolls(softies) good for anything

baguettes even more flexible, good with chips, cold meat, breakfast items.sliced beef and peppers and onions with melted Phili jack cheese for example

rowies(butteries) good savoury or sweet

brioche bun, kid on bun for wankers

naan bread the daddy of them all

 

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Dons79 said:

 

Floury baps for a big hamburger but best for a quadrupler breakfast (bacon,sausage,tattie scone, fried onion)

I would class that as a tripler,  wouldn't count the onion. 

[Bluto10]

my breakfast sandwiches here will always include cheese and mustard mayo

[maryhilldon]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Unless it's a whole onion. 

Need hypnotised first to order that. 

[Ke1t]

Trying to get a bunch of shit done around the place before the Mussie relatives arrive, and of course the wife fixates on the LEAST IMPORTANT FUCKING SHIT there is to do. 

My list o priorities goes 

1. Everything except...

2. The Unimportant Shit She Wants Done

So a few days ago I was doing some work round the back of the house, and I drove my Jeep onto the grass to unload all my shit. I unloaded my shit, get to work, and later move my Jeep round to the parking spot. Only, I've left a big divot in the grass... big fucking deal... I can patch it and throw down some seed at some point. 

So, out of ALL the shit I need to be getting done she decides the job of prime importance is this fucking 6 foot divot. 

Finally, after days of her pestering me if I was going to patch it before the Mussies arrive, I cave and patch the fucking thing.

At this point she hasn't noticed my artistic take on it, though the loon HAS noticed, and explained it could be construed as a hate crime. 

 

[Ke1t]

KBBI 890 Alaska currently playing shit tons of Tibetan   Mongolian Throat Music. 

I suggest you take this narrow window of opportunity to catch it... i's fucking brilliant. 

 

AOOOOOOGGHHHHAAAAAAAGGHHHAAAUIUIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO!

 

Terrific!

EDIT: Too late... They've moved onto what seems to be non-English Disco. 

 

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

^^cans

[Ke1t]

20 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

^^cans

Nah nah... this shit's magic. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

 

[dazzy_deff]

Got up (lovely day)

Breakfast and coffee

Work (from home, key working)

Go for a walk

Work (from home, key work)

Take oldest to swimming lesson

Supper

Get kids to bed

Watch couple of episodes of The Pact

Bed

[Henry]

1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said:

Watch couple of episodes of The Pact

The daughter killed Jack, but Nancy confesses to it. 
Was a decent series 

enjoy. 

[dazzy_deff]

5 minutes ago, Henry said:

The daughter killed Jack, but Nancy confesses to it. 
Was a decent series 

enjoy. 

Already looked up what happened so nae luck numb nuts. 

[Guest]

Cleaning the skids of offshore workers off the seats. 
 

Buzzing

[Henry]

13 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Already looked up what happened so nae luck numb nuts. 

Why would you do that? 

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, Henry said:

Why would you do that? 

Curiosity gets the better of me. 

Why would you try and ruin a programme for somebody?

[Henry]

Devilment 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Henry said:

Devilment 

Its because you are a cunt. 

[Dons79]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

Curiosity gets the better of me. 

Why would you try and ruin a programme for somebody?

Because he’s from the islands, what the fuck else has he got to do today?,  bar humping his horses and breaking in his niece!.

il move this six tin of beans from one side of the cupboard to the other, refill tea jar. Watch the pact, ruin a posters series, That’s Wednesday done.

[dazzy_deff]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

No you didn’t 

100% did. Canna really prove it like.