What you doing today?

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Drove past a work van today that had the word POOF! on it. 

Not some handwritten scrawl in the dust of a rear window, but the actual logo on the side of the van. 

Curious, I Googled the company to see what services POOF! offers. 

They pick up dog shite. 

That's it.. that's pretty much all they do. They send a guy out, and you point at some dog shit, and you scream, "PICK UP THAT DOG SHITE, POOF!"

In Britain that would be a hate crime. 

In America it's a business opportunity. 

Two countries separated by the Atlantic Ocean right enough. 

You could easily manipulate that business I'd say. In a good way for the poof.

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You could easily manipulate that business I'd say. In a good way for the poof.

Imagine going home after getting the job and telling your wife, "I'm a POOF now, and I'm going to have to get used to the smell of shit." 

 

 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Imagine going home after getting the job and telling your wife, "I'm a POOF now, and I'm going to have to get used to the smell of shit." 

 

 

Sounds like a dream job.

Open for fraud though. A good money spinner.

[Zeus]

Work

Some OT

Connect 4

Love Island 

Bed 

[Poodler]

21 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Drove past a work van today that had the word POOF! on it. 

Not some handwritten scrawl in the dust of a rear window, but the actual logo on the side of the van. 

Curious, I Googled the company to see what services POOF! offers. 

They pick up dog shite. 

That's it.. that's pretty much all they do. They send a guy out, and you point at some dog shit, and you scream, "PICK UP THAT DOG SHITE, POOF!"

In Britain that would be a hate crime. 

In America it's a business opportunity. 

Two countries separated by the Atlantic Ocean right enough. 

I’d argue the PICK AT FUCKIN SHIT UP NOW. PICK IT UP EN video from mastrick is as classic as Choi,s

 

 

yer a disgusting bitch, you know that ??

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Of course beneath the mirth and humour of the obvious homo jokes you just know that van is full of big dugs desperate for a shite.

Quite the little entrepreneur is that poof Id say

[Beachend Bootboy]

Fuckin off in the Motorhome for the weekend.

[Ke1t]

Downloading a movie called Gothic Anal Whores XXX.

Just a random fillum, since I feel like watching something I've not seen before. 

f you've seen it, don't spoil it for me by telling me what it's about, thanks. 

 

[maryhilldon]

7 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin off in the Motorhome for the weekend.

RIP Lemmy 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

44 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Downloading a movie called Gothic Anal Whores XXX.

Just a random fillum, since I feel like watching something I've not seen before. 

f you've seen it, don't spoil it for me by telling me what it's about, thanks. 

 

Tits?

[Don Fonte]

28 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Tits?

From goth birds.

El

Oh

El

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Downloading a movie called Gothic Anal Whores XXX.

Just a random fillum, since I feel like watching something I've not seen before. 

f you've seen it, don't spoil it for me by telling me what it's about, thanks. 

 

Have you seen the first 29 movies?

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Have you seen the first 29 movies?

?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Sittin' in the Motorhome.  The fuckin rain is bouncin'.

[Edwin Starr]

22 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuckin off in the Motorhome for the weekend.

Do you own a motorhome or are you renting one BB?

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Do you own a motorhome or are you renting one BB?

I own it. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Away to an all-day wedding and cannot be arsed with it all unfortunately. Why the fuck do weddings these day involve so much unnecessary faffing about?

On the plus side, nae kids for the weekend ?

[manboobs109]

Agreed FFS. The palaver over photos is brutal.

[Edwin Starr]

33 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I own it. 

I'm looking to get one as well but I'm going tough a second hand one to try it out first.

 

Nice one BB.

[For Fecks Sake]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fuck that . Full of stupid fucking women looking fat and taking shite photos 

Always a fair few younger women dressesd up to the nines so every cloud ?

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Always a fair few younger women dressesd up to the nines so every cloud ?

Offer cash for slit to the teenagers

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Offer cash for slit to the teenagers

GBN

[shut up meg]

On 6/9/2022 at 9:14 PM, Ke1t said:

Imagine going home after getting the job and telling your wife, "I'm a POOF now, and I'm going to have to get used to the smell of shit." 

 

 

There was one up here about 20 years ago but they quickly changed their name to Dial a Bus however somewhere down south they've stuck with the name

https://www.hcltransport.org.uk/dial-a-ride

Imagine announcing that you have an interview with Dial a Ride?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

I'm looking to get one as well but I'm going tough a second hand one to try it out first.

 

Nice one BB.

They're not so easy to come by at a good price since the condemic.  Travel abroad is still a shambles and every fucker and their dog was buyin' Motorhomes, camper vans and  caravans.

Mine is a 04 plate, 4 berth, coach-built with 37k on the clock so very low mileage for the age.  It's a basic van, 2L on Fiat Ducato chassis.  Ideal for me and the missus.  Welcome to have a look if you want sometime.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

They're not so easy to come by at a good price since the condemic.  Travel abroad is still a shambles and every fucker and their dog was buyin' Motorhomes, camper vans and  caravans.

Mine is a 04 plate, 4 berth, coach-built with 37k on the clock so very low mileage for the age.  It's a basic van, 2L on Fiat Ducato chassis.  Ideal for me and the missus.  Welcome to have a look if you want sometime.

What size bucket do you shit in?

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

They're not so easy to come by at a good price since the condemic.  Travel abroad is still a shambles and every fucker and their dog was buyin' Motorhomes, camper vans and  caravans.

Mine is a 04 plate, 4 berth, coach-built with 37k on the clock so very low mileage for the age.  It's a basic van, 2L on Fiat Ducato chassis.  Ideal for me and the missus.  Welcome to have a look if you want sometime.

Sounds decent. 

 

You seen thon Fischer pick-up campers. 

They look pretty smart, bit like a caravan but less unwieldily for driving about, albeit less space. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What size bucket do you shit in?

No bucket. A hole in the grun.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Sounds decent. 

 

You seen thon Fischer pick-up campers. 

They look pretty smart, bit like a caravan but less unwieldily for driving about, albeit less space. 

Aye, a bit like the VW campers.  Nice enough.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

They're not so easy to come by at a good price since the condemic.  Travel abroad is still a shambles and every fucker and their dog was buyin' Motorhomes, camper vans and  caravans.

Mine is a 04 plate, 4 berth, coach-built with 37k on the clock so very low mileage for the age.  It's a basic van, 2L on Fiat Ducato chassis.  Ideal for me and the missus.  Welcome to have a look if you want sometime.

I'd like that . Thank you.?

 

But as someone once said online when people want to look inside my camper it's a bit intrusive as it's our home .

Lesson learned for me being affa nosey at campers I just love them.

[Edwin Starr]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Hired an old fashioned vw camper once (72 plate) beautiful thing but a fucking pain to drive. 

Heard that also heard they struggle uphill .