What you doing today?

[manboobs109]

Aye pints of Singha. Mental.

[YorkDon]

On the train back home fae Bournemouth tonight.

2 days at home then back down south Monday.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

It was actually. Good wander about, was with a couple of mates I've not seen for ages so had a good craic.

Drank loads but one of those ones were you can't get pished coz I was pished last night.

On to the clubs of Dundee and snorting speed now? Good lad.

[Don Fonte]

30 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Glass the barmaid 

Then bum her. UTA 

[Don Fonte]

27 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

On the train back home fae Bournemouth tonight.

2 days at home then back down south Monday.

Good week 'filming'?

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

On to the clubs of Dundee and snorting speed now? Good lad.

Am I fuck. Chinkies, bed, we go again tomorrow.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

Am I fuck. Chinkies, bed, we go again tomorrow.

And a big fat wank. Enjoy.

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

And a big fat wank. Enjoy.

I'm hoping for a sucky sucky later. Can't see it though.

[YorkDon]

22 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Good week 'filming'?

Nae filming this week Don.

[Don Fonte]

13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm hoping for a sucky sucky later. Can't see it though.

Give her a couple drinks and get the sweet-talk out. Easy stuff.

[Redforever86]

Get yon chinkie goop richt en er facesh

 

 

Byhlin heit

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Nae filming this week Don.

Any birds worth the dunt you're working with? An upgrade on what you have?

[YorkDon]

17 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Any birds worth the dunt you're working with? An upgrade on what you have?

Some fine birds in Bournemouth and on the south coast in general.The fine weather brings them out.

A few actually.A couple of Brazilians, a Pole, and a wee oriental lassie.

 

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Some fine birds in Bournemouth and on the south coast in general.The fine weather brings them out.

A few actually.A couple of Brazilians, a Pole, and a wee orientalist lassie.

 

Can I get a job?

[YorkDon]

2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Can I get a job?

Sorry chief, only room for one auld perv on this job.I’ve already filled the quota.

[YorkDon]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

If it’s porno’s you’re filming, Don is your man 

Is Don a proper old stunt cock like? 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Is Don a proper old stunt cock like? 

Expert fluffer. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Lunchtime beer and Italian in freo was followed by a kip on the sofa in my backyard.

Fuck eh am getting old.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

[strachanmcgheegoal]

13 hours ago, YorkDon said:

On the train back home fae Bournemouth tonight.

2 days at home then back down south Monday.

At 40 degrees with the streets melting, bushfires and bottled water riots?

#prayforyorkdon

[YorkDon]

10 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

At 40 degrees with the streets melting, bushfires and bottled water riots?

#prayforyorkdon

Have South American heritage on my Mum’s side, I’ll be fine.

#swarthycunt

[strachanmcgheegoal]

#dagobastard

[YorkDon]

5 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

#dagobastard

#peelywallytwat

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, YorkDon said:

Have South American heritage on my Mum’s side, I’ll be fine.

#swarthycunt

Yir mum inca/mayan/aztec/indian?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Yir mum inca/mayan/aztec/indian?

Mama Morelos...

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Yir mum inca/mayan/aztec/indian?

No she’s a fucking potato. 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

No she’s a fucking potato. 

Eh?

[Redforever86]

Just now, Simply Red said:

Eh?

Potato’s originate from South America, and it’s mildly offensive to suggest he is part potato in terms of genes effecting his looks and intelligence. 
 

Yeah never mind…

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Potato’s originate from South America, and it’s mildly offensive to suggest he is part potato in terms of genes effecting his looks and intelligence. 
 

Yeah never mind…

Get out.

[YorkDon]

12 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Yir mum inca/mayan/aztec/indian?

Maternal grandmother was born in Argentina, grew up in Uruguay.

Have been asked if i’m everything from North African/Spanish/Italian etc.

Olive skinned and used to get Paki this and that at primary school in Peterheid.