What you doing today?

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Thought you were from Dumbarton?

Bent as fuck.

Definitely doesn’t concern the likes of you 

[Guest milne_afc]

Fucking imperialist Brits and their manifest destiny. Insatiable appetite for land.

[BrianFaePerth]

Best thing we could have done for the indigeni

[alscotoz]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Hmmm.., King’s Birthday?

It'll get replaced by Independence Day or Growing the Fuck Up Day, hopefully within the next 10 years 

A race between the Aussies and the Scots...?

[Sonoftherock]

45 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

More bothered about the flag than the date myself. Definitely need a proper flag. Changing the  date will just lead to the next demand.

You are possibly right... but in this instance the natives have a good point! Crazy they have to put up with a national celebration on the 26th Jan!  Over the years, the more I think about it, I'd be outraged if I was in their shoes!  The whole situation has been mishandled in this country - the government are constantly apologising for historical events and handing over excessive benefits to natives - yet they still organise a big party on the 26th!

Also, Australia has millions of citizens who are European/South East Asian/etc descent.  What relevance does the day the Brits rolled into town and rolled out the Union flag, have to them?  Australia Day just feels a bit Hunnish to me... . bin the commonwealth, bin the Union Flag, bin the royal family and lets have an annual piss-up on another day. 

[Redforever86]

These colonists are getting fucking uppity. They should stick to pillaging the natural resources and sending them back to us to consume. 

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, Sonoftherock said:

You are possibly right... but in this instance the natives have a good point! Crazy they have to put up with a national celebration on the 26th Jan!  Over the years, the more I think about it, I'd be outraged if I was in their shoes!  The whole situation has been mishandled in this country - the government are constantly apologising for historical events and handing over excessive benefits to natives - yet they still organise a big party on the 26th!

Also, Australia has millions of citizens who are European/South East Asian/etc descent.  What relevance does the day the Brits rolled into town and rolled out the Union flag, have to them?  Australia Day just feels a bit Hunnish to me... . bin the commonwealth, bin the Union Flag, bin the royal family and lets have an annual piss-up on another day. 

Do they wear shoes?

 

[Reed or deed]

5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Still in our calendar for September. Have to agree with al, couldn’t give a fuck if it’s for her or Chuck, it’s a holiday.

Shows you are an employee, rather than an employer iyam.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

This whole ‘ colonisation’ thing. That’s just the way it was back then. Folk were curious about faraway lands. Different times. 

Better to be colonising than allowing mannies to pretend to be burds so they can get into lady jails

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’ve read quite a bit on British colonialism in India. The people were seen as savages and it was thought ‘taming’ them was their own good . 

Still waiting on a thank you there too

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Better to be colonising than allowing mannies to pretend to be burds so they can get into lady jails

Must've missed the news, then. 
 

Dipshit

[Zeus]

Heavy benching 

[Guest milne_afc]

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Heavy benching 

You gearing up for the midlife crisis, Zed?

[dave_min]

43 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Heavy benching 

I’ll add it to the spreadsheet.

[Dad]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

You gearing up for the midlife crisis, Zed?

Secretly homosexual 

[Zeus]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

You gearing up for the midlife crisis, Zed?

Well underway

 

51 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Unlike you who is openly homosexual. 

My neck, my back

 

1 hour ago, dave_min said:

I’ll add it to the spreadsheet.

💪

 

54 minutes ago, Dad said:

Secretly homosexual 

Married with children 

[Guest findlay_1903]

Was pruning trees with a new set of loppers, was incredibly satisfying, i was pretending each twig I was decapitating was the ex. 
 

Having a bells now and pranking the bitch. 
 

Thirsty Thursday.

[Parklife]

43 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Married with children 

Most of the biggest gays are. 

[Zeus]

19 minutes ago, findlay_1903 said:

Was pruning trees with a new set of loppers, was incredibly satisfying, i was pretending each twig I was decapitating was the ex. 
 

Having a bells now and pranking the bitch. 
 

Thirsty Thursday.

Turning to the demon drink to get over her.....

[Don Fonte]

20 minutes ago, findlay_1903 said:

Was pruning trees with a new set of loppers, was incredibly satisfying, i was pretending each twig I was decapitating was the ex. 
 

Having a bells now and pranking the bitch. 
 

Thirsty Thursday.

If she asked you would you get back with her Findlay min?

[Guest findlay_1903]

16 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

If she asked you would you get back with her Findlay min?

Definitely not, I can’t wait to feel the sides of a pussy once I finally find a lady to romp. The dragon was slacker than gutter drain. Sone made a mess of her falling out of her vag. 
 

Thing like a yawning hippo. 

[Guest findlay_1903]

29 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Turning to the demon drink to get over her.....

I drink, big deal?

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, findlay_1903 said:

I drink, big deal?

[Guest findlay_1903]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Pruning trees in January? Oi, no professionals. 

It was silver birches, they’re dormant just now. Ideal time to prune. 

[Guest findlay_1903]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Gardening is not my forte, Findlay. 

No, art would be my guess after your super work on Willie on Monday. 

[Simply Red]

30 minutes ago, findlay_1903 said:

Definitely not, I can’t wait to feel the sides of a pussy once I finally find a lady to romp. The dragon was slacker than gutter drain. Sone made a mess of her falling out of her vag. 
 

Thing like a yawning hippo. 

@ Brymer

[Guest findlay_1903]

16 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

@ Brymer

She’d be very well maintained compared to my cretin ex, every time the auld bitch did yoga in the kitchen diner, I smelt the waft of Peterhead fash market, honking. Spiders legs poking out the side of her swimwear in Portugal last summer, total turn off. I basically left her! 

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, findlay_1903 said:

She’d be very well maintained compared to my cretin ex, every time the auld bitch did yoga in the kitchen diner, I smelt the waft of Peterhead fash market, honking. Spiders legs poking out the side of her swimwear in Portugal last summer, total turn off. I basically left her! 

She got any tidy mates? You should target them for some rumpy pumpy.  Double win as it'll piss the ex off also.

 

 

[Dad]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Well underway

 

My neck, my back

 

💪

 

Married with children 

Aye fair enough son - just checking ✌️ 

No for me bt-fucking-w - you wish

[Guest findlay_1903]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

She got any tidy mates? You should target them for some rumpy pumpy.  Double win as it'll piss the ex off also.

 

 

I’ve exhausted all the friend avenues, tried my hand at plenty of parties, offering them a party in my pants in the bathroom. Shut down quicker than mikey hart on E’s.

They were all tarts tbf.