The Weekly Chat Accumulator 21/22

[dazzy_deff]

5 minutes ago, Henry said:

I agree it would be for the best for you to take the hit this time for the good of the thread.

and for future weeks, unless an official hatacca bookie is appointed (ie Bet365), then it’s the 90 minute result that counts.

IMO.

AGREED

[robbojunior]

It's pretty fucking obvious that if your pick didn't win, that counts as a loss and you take your place on the bench.

Trying to claim one particular bookie's promotion / perk makes it a winner haha.

Ok I had a free fiver from paddy power this weekend.  my bet lost, but it didn't cost me anything so I'll take that as a win.

[robbojunior]

3 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

are you not banned after two consecutive no shows last season?

Did I?

Not that I am aware of.  I know I missed one week but didn't even think two consecutive no shows was possible as you'd drop to the bench wouldn't you?

Anyway, as much as I enjoy the Hat Acca, my life sometimes takes precedence over it and so I apologise if that meant I missed my slot a couple of times. Jeez

 

[robbojunior]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

My pick did win. Bournemouth netted me £62.42.

It's not obvious at all because it's never happened before. If the acca had won, we need to drop the early pay out winner and that seems to be the easiest choice going forward and something I've already put up for tdd on his return.

Yes that pick won for you personally because of the early payout option with b365.

But in the context of a combined acca with picks from different people who are not specifically using b365, it lost.  Bournemouth didn't win.  Very obvious.

[dazzy_deff]

12 minutes ago, robbojunior said:

Did I?

Not that I am aware of.  I know I missed one week but didn't even think two consecutive no shows was possible as you'd drop to the bench wouldn't you?

Anyway, as much as I enjoy the Hat Acca, my life sometimes takes precedence over it and so I apologise if that meant I missed my slot a couple of times. Jeez

 

I'm only winding you up. 

[robbojunior]

21 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

I'm only winding you up. 

STOP WINDING ME UP!!!!!!

?

[dazzy_deff]

41 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

The implications of the early pay out and how it affected the poster who picked it for the following week wasn't obvious for these reasons;

1. It hadn't happened before,

2. It hadn't been discussed before,

3, It hadn't been considered or thought about before, and 

4. During the game, three of us were all correctly assuming that that pick had come in.

As I stepped in to do the legwork - thereby saving the opportunity on Saturday for others to lose money - I'm sure tdd will step in to make an exemption in my case and keep me in the starting line up. Actually, I'm not being serious here. I think it's probably best and easiest to bin the poster from a winning acca which only won because of early pay out but bet365 aren't the only ones who do it and anyone who doesn't, as Parky says, is a pretty stupid cunt because the odds difference on those who don't (from when I spent time doing it) wasn't good enough and was often same or worse.

Tdd, we have added a new rule for the acca. The last posted order and sequence is therefore the correct one and the only changes to the tally of in-progess is 0/1 for me and W13, L11 for the total (which the mutant missed when trying to be a smart arse). I suggest you do give the picks out of i.e. W & L rather than total winners and add in the winning streaks as I did. It'll make it easier for you.

And how the fuck did you get the names on consecutive lines? There's always a space when I do it, like creating a new paragraph.

Glad you've seen sense and realised you backed a donkey. 

Have a smashing evening.

[dazzy_deff]

29 minutes ago, robbojunior said:

STOP WINDING ME UP!!!!!!

?

MUTANT

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, robbojunior said:

Did I?

Not that I am aware of.  I know I missed one week but didn't even think two consecutive no shows was possible as you'd drop to the bench wouldn't you?

Anyway, as much as I enjoy the Hat Acca, my life sometimes takes precedence over it and so I apologise if that meant I missed my slot a couple of times. Jeez

 

Don't think you've ever even had a correct pick. Stay on the bench.

[Don Fonte]

Hibs to beat Livingston - 4/5 (early value)

[dazzy_deff]

58 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Dandy don has likely logged in and thought fuck this I’m out. The usual suspects turning the thread to shit. 

*Suspect 

[robbojunior]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Don't think you've ever even had a correct pick. Stay on the bench.

Haha good een.

You're talking to the Hat betting champion 2018 or whenever.

Man tits even sent me a bottle of whisky.

[Ten Caat]

Aston Villa to beat Brentford 10/11

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, robbojunior said:

Haha good een.

You're talking to the Hat betting champion 2018 or whenever.

Man tits even sent me a bottle of whisky.

You conned him out of that. Shameful 

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Please for the love of fuck can you not just fuck off ? I knew you'd fucking ruin the acca. FUCK OFF

#Cans 

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

craft wankery 

Get yourself a wander down the Bermondsey beer mile. Some top notch craft wankery to be found there. 

[Parklife]

Brew by numbers do great stuff. 

Yer man @Bluto10 put me on to them. 

[Redforever86]

The Kernel is ace. BBNos decent, Eebria Taproom can be great depends what they have on. 

[Parklife]

Will try to head along to the beer mile myself on Saturday/Sunday. Should hopefully have time, although may have to make do with the Mikkeller bar in Shoreditch instead. 
 

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

Will try to head along to the beer mile myself on Saturday/Sunday. Should hopefully have time, although may have to make do with the Mikkeller bar in Shoreditch instead. 
 

If Yardsale Pizza still deliver to that bar get one, fucking magic pizzas. The Goose Island bar around there is alright as well if you pass it, probably wouldn't seek it out however. 

[Parklife]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

If Yardsale Pizza still deliver to that bar get one, fucking magic pizzas. The Goose Island bar around there is alright as well if you pass it, probably wouldn't seek it out however. 

Cheers man. Might well do that. 

Been in the goose island one a couple of times, as often stay just round the corner in the citizenM 

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im not going to make the flipping Beer mile thing. Sounded good as well. I might be able to go tomorrow afternoon to buy some beers but I cant drink. ( driving). Any decent bottle shops , chaps?  @Redforever86  @Parklife

What area(s) you in? 

 

Kill the cat is a bottle shop/bar in Brick Lane that’s decent. Could check that out also Parky if you are passing.

[Redforever86]

Da ken any in that area to be honest. If you go on rate beer you can search for locations and filter the results for shops. 

[Parklife]

 Cheers man. Flying home though unfortunately, so no bottle shop for me. Will check it out next time I'm down via train though. 

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 Cheers man. Flying home though unfortunately, so no bottle shop for me. Will check it out next time I'm down via train though. 

You can drink in the place. Only one table however.

[G31DON]

I'm going for Forest Green rovers. Home win v port Vale, who have only scored 1 goal in their 4 matches so far to FGRs 13.

 

23/20

[thedandydon]

Feckin hell, fit a malarkey the last few pages have been. ? . Lets wade in then. The acca has always been simplistic over the last couple of years in terms of how we judge a winner. The bet either wins in 90 minutes or it doesn't. There's no complicating it by applying payout rules on any specific betting firm. If you use the likes of B365 and benefit from early payout on your bet (if you choose to back it) then that's good for the individual but not the collective. Needs to be inclusive for any and all ways of punting, including the old school bookies shop visitor which some of us still are. Its also much easier to report results/winners etc. 

I'd prefer to keep the 'rules' as they are and keep things straight forward. 

I think i've caught up now so hopefully below is accurate. 

This Weeks Line Up 

@The Buzzard* (4)
@Studebaker-90* (3)                       
@King Street Loon *(3)          
@Ten Caat (1) 
@Don Fonte
@G31DON

Bench

Sooper-hanz
Dazzy_deff
Henry
Maryhilldon     
Redforver 86
Roberto           
Thedandydon
robbojunior (new)
Rocket Scientist
Durrant Dived
Parklife (new)

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, thedandydon said:

Feckin hell, fit a malarkey the last few pages have been. ? . Lets wade in then. The acca has always been simplistic over the last couple of years in terms of how we judge a winner. The bet either wins in 90 minutes or it doesn't. There's no complicating it by applying payout rules on any specific betting firm. If you use the likes of B365 and benefit from early payout on your bet (if you choose to back it) then that's good for the individual but not the collective. Needs to be inclusive for any and all ways of punting, including the old school bookies shop visitor which some of us still are. Its also much easier to report results/winners etc. 

I'd prefer to keep the 'rules' as they are and keep things straight forward. 

I think i've caught up now so hopefully below is accurate. 

This Weeks Line Up 

@The Buzzard* (4)
@Studebaker-90* (3)                       
@King Street Loon *(3)          
@Ten Caat (1) 
@Don Fonte
@G31DON

Bench

Sooper-hanz
Dazzy_deff
Henry
Maryhilldon     
Redforver 86
Roberto           
Thedandydon
robbojunior (new)
Rocket Scientist
Durrant Dived

Add me to the bench please. 

[thedandydon]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Add me to the bench please. 

Done

[dazzy_deff]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Rocket should be banned for his cheating attempts imo

And for ruining a thread which has ran perfectly well for 3 years now without his previous input.