manboobs109 Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Evading tax is much worse than doing risky jokes Do jail time for that No issue with either tbh Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Yeah it was quite funny TBF Everyone loves a young lassie, can't see the problem. Drive down Union street of a lunchtime and some of the sights you see with the schoolkids out for lunch are a sight to behold, mini skirts no bigger than a belt, white shirts a few sizes too small, the private school kids are filthy. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: C'mon now, as far as I can tell you only seem to take second prizes. Haha, you'll have to show me the winners, I don't know them. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 36 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Moobs m8. Poodler has you netted here. Poodler is a ledge, model, NHS hero, hardcore partier, heart breaker, animal lover, won't hear a bad word against him, genuine all round nice funny guy. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 I'm seeing a South of Stonehaven divide opening here, I'm all for that, cunts should fuck off and support Rangers. This is Aberdeen, local team and forum for local people, no one likes us, we don't care, Dutch residents welcome. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Very apt gif for when you post pics of your dirty trainers on a manky fly ridden table in some empty hick cafe. 2 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, daytripping said: Everyone loves a young lassie, can't see the problem. Drive down Union street of a lunchtime and some of the sights you see with the schoolkids out for lunch are a sight to behold, mini skirts no bigger than a belt, white shirts a few sizes too small, the private school kids are filthy. As to quote the great Wooderson from classic stoner movie Dazed n Confused. "Thats why i love those highschool chicks..... I get older and they stay the same age" Benders n feminists will probably fire off a strongly worded email to someone about a film quote like that these days. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, daytripping said: I'm seeing a South of Stonehaven divide opening here, I'm all for that, cunts should fuck off and support Rangers. This is Aberdeen, local team and forum for local people, no one likes us, we don't care, Dutch residents welcome. Reporting for duty Lieutenant. (crisp salute) 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 12 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: It's a picture, not a gif, spaz mouth. English classes available on Skype. Good discounts for basic and intermediate levels. And fat mongos. A spunky doubler. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: It's a picture, not a gif, spaz mouth. English classes available on Skype. Good discounts for basic and intermediate levels. And fat mongos. Terrible subject matter to pick up on. A sign of the times but you're old and should know better. Please take the knee to your commander in chief. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, daytripping said: Very apt gif for when you post pics of your dirty trainers on a manky fly ridden table in some empty hick cafe. Mind when you put your manky trainers and manky floor on national tv? ? Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: It's a picture, not a gif, spaz mouth. English classes available on Skype. Good discounts for basic and intermediate levels. And fat mongos. @Bebo Day or two in the hole please, utter disrespect for a Battle of Ibrox 85 veteran. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Mind when you put your manky trainers and manky floor on national tv? ? The nine on bbc scotland has about nine viewers, haha, I hold my hands up for a dusty floor. ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Dayts in person is immaculately presented. A few greys here and there but oozes character. Opportunistic dust may gather when the one man army is keeping our streets safe and that’s a small price to pay for our safety 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: Mind when you put your manky trainers and manky floor on national tv? ? I googled the strip place the other day, it's fucking still open and still drugging and fleecing punters, Polish police must be getting some proper back handers, the place has been on Poland and UK tv. For anyone going or planning a trip to Krakow, the VIP Club is right on the main square there, the lassies offer you all you can drink for 20 quid, don't do it, you won't get past your first drink and you'll wake at 3am in the street with an empty bank account and urine wet jeans. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, daytripping said: I googled the strip place the other day, it's fucking still open and still drugging and fleecing punters, Polish police must be getting some proper back handers, the place has been on Poland and UK tv. For anyone going or planning a trip to Krakow, the VIP Club is right on the main square there, the lassies offer you all you can drink for 20 quid, don't do it, you won't get past your first drink and you'll wake a 3am in the street with an empty bank account and urine wet jeans. I think they must be operating in the Aberdeen area aswell. 6 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Poodler said: Dayts in person is immaculately presented. A few greys here and there but oozes character. Opportunistic dust may gather when the one man army is keeping our streets safe and that’s a small price to pay for our safety Kind words Poodler, thank you. Since you're here may I ask some advice, know you're well experienced in the fairer sex. I've met dated and shagged a good few birds off POF these last 4 years of single life but feel I may have now met the right one, she's fucking stunning and lives about a 5 minute walk from me. Problem is she's not a big drinker and prefers to meet for walks, I've no problem with that, already feel my fitness levels rising. Just can't get past first base though, walk, laugh, home. With alcohol it's easy to make that move, doesn't feel right when walking down a street? What would you do? Link to comment
Joe pike Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, daytripping said: Kind words Poodler, thank you. Since you're here may I ask some advice, know you're well experienced in the fairer sex. I've met dated and shagged a good few birds off POF these last 4 years of single life but feel I may have now met the right one, she's fucking stunning and lives about a 5 minute walk from me. Problem is she's not a big drinker and prefers to meet for walks, I've no problem with that, already feel my fitness levels rising. Just can't get past first base though, walk, laugh, home. With alcohol it's easy to make that move, doesn't feel right when walking down a street? What would you do? She is obviously a lesbian. Just using you . 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, Poodler said: Dayts in person is immaculately presented. A few greys here and there but oozes character. Opportunistic dust may gather when the one man army is keeping our streets safe and that’s a small price to pay for our safety It was under the sofa that was dusty, who has the fucking time to hoover there. Like you say, more important things to do, the dust can wait*. *That was a rented gaff, now back into ownership. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: She got kids? Couple grown up. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, daytripping said: Kind words Poodler, thank you. Since you're here may I ask some advice, know you're well experienced in the fairer sex. I've met dated and shagged a good few birds off POF these last 4 years of single life but feel I may have now met the right one, she's fucking stunning and lives about a 5 minute walk from me. Problem is she's not a big drinker and prefers to meet for walks, I've no problem with that, already feel my fitness levels rising. Just can't get past first base though, walk, laugh, home. With alcohol it's easy to make that move, doesn't feel right when walking down a street? What would you do? It’s not that persons mum is it? ? Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A great deal of lickearsing from the supposed top posters on this thread Cringeworthy Who are the top posters? is their a hierarchy on here I'm not aware of? Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Just now, Poodler said: It’s not that persons mum is it? ? Hahaha, no but as pretty as her. She's so beautiful. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, Joe pike said: She is obviously a lesbian. Just using you . Thought has crossed my mind. Maybe baiting me into a threesome. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: Take her out for a nice meal and get her giddy on shandy (maybe with added chemicals ? ?) then take her home and finger her Think that sounds a plan, will suggest a sit down Toby. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Roberto said: I've always said an independent Aberdeen would be good for the city. We stand with Catalonia. (Loved road rage). So did Kenneth Noye unfortunately. Link to comment
Millertime Posted September 18, 2021 Author Share Posted September 18, 2021 Sorry, these last few pages are absolutely abhorrent and to be honest, I am repulsed by it I'm hoping the mods just haven't seen these yet but if some of the posts on here are not gone by tonight, I won't be back on here You can't post utterly vile stuff and just say "it's a joke" If its the way the sites to be now, that's fine but I won't be playing any further part in it It's an affront to Aberdeen FC 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 There’s plenty Catholic Church abuse shite written here, absolutely no different edit, you’ve thought about it haven’t you? Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Millertime said: Sorry, these last few pages are absolutely abhorrent and to be honest, I am repulsed by it I'm hoping the mods just haven't seen these yet but if some of the posts on here are not gone by tonight, I won't be back on here You can't post utterly vile stuff and just say "it's a joke" If its the way the sites to be now, that's fine but I won't be playing any further part in it It's an affront to Aberdeen FC Possibly the best result to have happened For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone Get yourself to mumsnet 2 Link to comment
Millertime Posted September 18, 2021 Author Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: Possibly the best result to have happened For the love of fuck it was a joke that was a bit close to the bone Get yourself to mumsnet It's not funny, is it? And as I say, you can't say whatever you want and have "it was a joke" as the defence, I dont think it works that way 5pm deadline Link to comment
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