The Weeekly Treble To Avoid

[Dad]

The lines are all going uppish ?

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 ? 

I was getting offered 2.5 my stake on his double today at one point.

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Apologies if adhered to ^ 

✋

I missed it Dad. Had that Frieburg game in a goals bet that it managed to sink. Still up though so all good.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

‘At one point’ 

I should also have stated I of course bet against his picks. Could have cashed out right up until the end tbh.

[Don Fonte]

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

?  haha very good 

[Dad]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I missed it Dad. Had that Frieburg game in a goals bet that it managed to sink. Still up though so all good.

Terrific ?

[Ten Caat]

Old timer off to a dreadful start, his FGR selection succumbing to a 4-0 pumping by Exeter.

However yet again he redeems himself with yet another double, Barnsley and Northampton netting him an overall £1.75 profit on his outlay and once again avoiding crashing through the -£1200 barrier.

Ah no

[manboobs109]

I see @Dad

got a winning treble yesterday.

Congratulations. Vindication at last.

[maryhilldon]

He actually tries to lose, so he fucked up.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

He actually tries to lose, so he fucked up.

No way he puts that effort in to lose.

He's silenced the boo boys.

[Ten Caat]

If my maths are correct, something like a £200 return, including his doubles

Well done to the auld pervert, taking Middlesbrough to win at Norwich was a brave selection, 

[Ten Caat]

3 draaaaaaaaaas yesterday. Mr W.Hill Esq is slowly recouping the cash he lost to pater 3 weeks back

Hoo mama

[shut up meg]

The old jinx @Dadhas only gone a got a winner.

Congratulations you old cunt.

[Redforever86]

Drinks on the auld prick the morn then

[Dad]

6 hours ago, shut up meg said:

The old jinx @Dadhas only gone a got a winner.

Congratulations you old cunt.

Much obliged son 👍 

Mon the fucking Dons 🙌

[maryhilldon]

31 minutes ago, Dad said:

Much obliged son 👍 

Mon the fucking Dons 🙌

What was your winning ACCA pops?

[Dad]

Southampton, Norwich & Swindon son 👍

Ward-Prowse - a top top cunt 😎

[Ten Caat]

So a hearty congratulations to the auld prick for his win last week.

And by some creative accounting, he's somehow managed to figure out that the running total of losses wasn't actually over the 1k bangers, but in actual fact is just over the £500 mark. Hoo mama

If you believe lightning will strike twice in a row, he's went for Cardiff City, Reading and Colchester United this week. 'Mon the bookies...

That's the stuff

[Ten Caat]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Absolute dug shite. This thread should have been put down years ago 

It's only 9 months old...

[Ten Caat]

Ach it has comedic value now and again. 

[Ten Caat]

After last weeks anti-DWT romped home he's been a bit more circumspect with his selections

Norwich, Huddersfield and Shrewsbury for anyone that's looking to donate some cash to your local bookie's accounts. Just shy of 18/1 you'll get 

Strangely his soliloquy this week is full of Dad talking about Dad in the third person. The big revelation however is that he admits to being a "self soother". Something the Hat had realised years ago.

[shut up meg]

Since @Dadlikes to put some stats into his reddit drivel, here's some stats about the DWT since the glorious win in the new year.

Games played -  15, won - 1,  drawn - 3, lost - 11

Goals scored - 9, conceded - 27.

11 out of 15 picks didn't even score a goal.

£35 a week when you take in the treble, doubles and singles, pretty grim reading.

Seek some help old boy https://www.gamblersanonymous.org.uk/

 

[Dad]

It's been a tough time son - but we've had em afore. 

 

Pish'll sort itself 👍

[Roberto]

How many you won since you started Dad? Is it nae about 4?

Coupons eh, ruin weekends. 

[shut up meg]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

It's been a tough time son - but we've had em afore. 

 

Pish'll sort itself 👍

Here's hoping old boy, here's hoping.

[Fridge]

22 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He averages 1 win a year. Going by the law of probabilities a chimp randomly picking three teams every week would have a better success rate. 

Surely to fuck everyone is clearing up on betting against whatever nonsense he produces?

I’m still hoping that he starts backing Aberdeen to get beat every week.

[Ten Caat]

For anyone wishing to relieve themselves of a few quid, here's this week's abomination of a treble, courtesy of the auld pevert.

West Ham.......against Brighton, not the worst way to kick it off despite WH being 13 points behind and having played 2 games more. 

MK Dons.....away to Port Vale. Both teams on a bad run of form, MK are 10 points behind PV but again, I can understand why he's went for MK. 

And then...

"Shrewbury" Town away to Derby. Holy fuck. Just a 5/1 shot.......technically these 2 are the closest in position to each other, both in points and places. But just no.

If you trust the auld duffer, somewhere around 90/1 awaits at the bookie of your choice. FWIW I can absolutely see him getting a double up. One that would comfortably see him in profit for the week. But the treble? Nope. Not happening. 

[maryhilldon]

Brighton, Derby and Port Vale treble. Only 4.3/1 on PP, but printing money.

[Ten Caat]

The anti-DWT is already up 🤣