The Weather

[Parklife]

UV blocking serum 

[frankie_mac's_4]

Nae poofy creams when we were kids. 3rd degree burns and a dab of camomile lotion after your bath never did us any harm - worked wonders for oor adult melanoma rates inna ?

[NEM]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'll tell you the difference. Folk terrified of getting skin cancer will refer to it as 'sunscreen' lather themselves in factor 100, put their clothing back on, and top up the liquid every 2 hours. They only venture outside when it's dark. 

 Folk wishing a tan ,but have an awareness of protection, will refer to it as sun cream and rub a small amount into their forearms. This lasts them the duration of their holiday. 

 

I suspect the truth may be somewhere in between…… 

[patrick bateman]

18 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

or just go to the pub \ beer garden ….

Stfu 

[patrick bateman]

18 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I love global warming.  Fuck Attenborough, Thunburg, Extinction Rebellion, Insulate Britain, BLM etc etc.

You're a fucking retard

[Misers Hill]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Ask Baz

?

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

You're a fucking retard

Not as much as you, havin' read some of your shite posts on here.  Fuckin no mark spunk guzzlin' cocknozzle.

[Bluto10]

57 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

Stfu 

no

[Arabian Knight]

awa n tak yer face fir a shyte mr toad ya fuckin yokel spastik

[Bluto10]

30 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

awa n tak yer face fir a shyte mr toad ya fuckin yokel spastik

was a real hit that revelation yesterday wasnt it. lol

 

you do try so hard don’t you.

 

mongo (golf )cunt etc etc

[Arabian Knight]

bit a gambler mr toad beck in the diy..bettin wi men oanline..until the weddin..nae mare bettin efter that fir eh henpeckd loser cunt

cunt wis a seasond troll innaw wi 10 id's..includin mr toad...

[maryhilldon]

20 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

Steven Hendry's 

Who's he?

[ericblack4boss]

Aye shut the fuck up and have a solero

[shut up meg]

19 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said:

Aye shut the fuck up and have a solero

You should be in advertising min.

Saatchi and Saatchi could only dream of producing a catchphrase like that.

[Beachend Bootboy]

19 hours ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Nae poofy creams when we were kids. 3rd degree burns and a dab of camomile lotion after your bath never did us any harm - worked wonders for oor adult melanoma rates inna ?

You must have been brought up in some fuckin posh hoose you like.  We just used calamine lotion.

No need to thank me?

[BrianFaePerth]

Thoughts with you all, hope you all somehow survive the next few days

[BrianFaePerth]

Bet the neighbours can’t wait to see this bod revealed

[Bluto10]

it’s just a bad angle caveman, and unflattering lighting

 

 

??

[For Fecks Sake]

21 hours ago, Parklife said:

UV blocking serum 

Great as a loyalist paramilitary group.

[The Cockney Don]

Rain at last and a nice bit of cool air. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

12 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Rain at last and a nice bit of cool air. 

Aye, that's the climate catastrophe for yeh.??

[The Cockney Don]

Winter is upon us. 🥶

[Fridge]

13 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Winter is upon us. 🥶

I’m giving this at the most 1 hour before Bri posts pool vibes.

[Edwin Starr]

On 7/15/2022 at 4:19 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

That’s fuck all 

🙄😂

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, The Cockney Don said:

Winter is upon us. 🥶

Aye it's mental here in the North East the now looks like the snow is starting to take hold so be careful tomorrow morning as there will be ice on the roads and footpaths, 🙏.🙄.

[Zeus]

A wee flurry and no more

Shared AB15

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, Fridge said:

I’m giving this at the most 1 hour before Bri posts pool vibes.

Sorry was asleep.

 

Winter LOL. Losers.

[Parklife]

7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Sorry was asleep.

 

Dammit. We were hoping you were dead. 

[Guest milne_afc]

I see people are using the phrase “stay safe” when there’s a light dusting* of snow. This is bothering me a lot more than it probably should.
 

*knee deep for Poodles 😂🤣😂🤣

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 

No way I'm going out today, I'll give it a whirl tomorrow but fuck that, it's meant to be a lot better tomorrow so I'll go out then. 

Minijc but with snow.