Betty Swallicks Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 6 hours ago, Poodler said: Do you have one hand high up leaning forwards over the pisser? a hand on hip? One hand on jeans/ one hand on yer manny? somewhat related, a wisecrack from Patrice; being a dons fan is like being a pube on a urinal. it’s nae Lang till yi get pissed aff FFS. Starting this topic has less to do with the joke and more to do with you wanting men to talk about their cocks. Fucking Oddball. 3 Link to comment
Dons79 Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: It's brutal man. Feel like it's totally done, shake it like fuck, do a final push, nothing comes out, as soon as it's back in a dribble of pish comes out. Fucking torture. Thank fuck that’s not just me, happens almost always that. Garbage, hate getting old Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: It's brutal man. Feel like it's totally done, shake it like fuck, do a final push, nothing comes out, as soon as it's back in a dribble of pish comes out. Fucking torture. What a fucking poof. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: It's brutal man. Feel like it's totally done, shake it like fuck, do a final push, nothing comes out, as soon as it's back in a dribble of pish comes out. Fucking torture. This is surely a wind up? You walk round in pish stained boxers every day? 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 minute ago, 1903Fitba said: This is surely a wind up? You walk round in pish stained boxers every day? You’ll see one day what he’s on about. Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Perhaps @Ten Caat could shed some light on these seemingly all too common issues Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 11 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: This is surely a wind up? You walk round in pish stained boxers every day? Ask your Dad. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 You pair would be put down if you were dogs. Walking around dribbling piss everywhere. Spastics. 2 Link to comment
patrick bateman Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Couple of Australian based posters outing themselves as having micro penis' the past couple of days. Must be a support group out there they attend. Bet they are both under 5 9 too. Thoughts and prayers loons thoughts and prayers. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Post-micturition dribble........very well known about condition. One of the hazards of getting older. I've actually mentioned this before fairly recently, the way to minimise the risk of it once you know you are a sufferer is by using a technique called "milking the urethra". Rather than me describe it again, here's an official site about the condition. It's mentioned towards the end of the article Post Micturition Dribble (PMD) | Bladder & Bowel Community https://www.bladderandbowel.org › bladder › post-mict... Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 I just tend to pish on the floor and all over my shoes Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Often happens to me when I’m bleezing. Who cares, just a bit of pish. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 I wear panty liners, AND a nappy. Can't even be arsed going to the bogs anymore. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 29, 2022 Author Share Posted July 29, 2022 On 7/28/2022 at 4:08 AM, CCB III said: 8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I like to spend some time in Mozambique. ???? Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 15 hours ago, Fridge said: Think that’s a bog wog you’re thinking of "Nobody's actually racist" Fridge- Just two days ago. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, CCB III said: "Nobody's actually racist" Fridge- Just two days ago. I wouldn't say that's racist. It just rhymes. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, CCB III said: "Nobody's actually racist" Fridge- Just two days ago. Whoooa mmmmyyyyy love 7 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 4 hours ago, CCB III said: "Nobody's actually racist" Fridge- Just two days ago. It’s fine I took the knee while I administered Old Spice and give him 50p 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: Who's fat arm is that? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Who's fat arm is that? it’s called being a bloody bloke don min Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Just now, Bluto10 said: it’s called being a bloody bloke don min Ah, your boyfriend's. Should have said min. Link to comment
redone Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 On 7/28/2022 at 9:26 PM, Bournemouth Gee said: Perhaps @Ten Caat could shed some light on these seemingly all too common issues And tell us what weekly wage we're all on while he's at it Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 4 hours ago, Bluto10 said: What exactly am I looking at here? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 The arm of the man who is buggering Bluto 4 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 21 hours ago, maryhilldon said: I wouldn't say that's racist. It just rhymes. It rolls off the tongue better than “African Man offering 1990s aftershave while making your cocaine trips somewhat frustrating“. It's also not a very culturally diverse career. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 BOG - big oil + gas WOG - western orientated gentleman What’s the problem? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I can't work that out at all. It looks like the bottom half of an arm but with an armpit where the elbow should be. It's the inside of a fuckin flabby elbow. Even my arms are in better nick than that toneless bingo wing mess. 2 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: It's the inside of a fuckin flabby elbow. Even my arms are in better nick than that toneless bingo wing mess. aye ok arnie Link to comment
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