How do you piss at the urinal?

[Simply Red]

You ever switched urinal mid-pee and pissed into the urinal next to you for a laugh (while theres someone having a piss in it) ? 
 

No me neither

[zeroisgod76]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

You ever switched urinal mid-pee and pissed into the urinal next to you for a laugh (while theres someone having a piss in it) ? 
 

No me neither

Fuck was that you? You owe me a new pair of shoes.

[chief_wiggum]

Just remember, more than two shakes and your playing with yourself!

[Bluto10]

cubicle = small willy imo

[Hoofball]

At least two urinals away from the hun drinking out of one

[Studebaker-90]

4 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

cubicle = small willy imo

Even if you need a shit? Real mannies crap on the fleer as their manhood dangles betwixt their legs. 

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Even if you need a shit? Real mannies crap on the fleer as their manhood dangles betwixt their legs. 

Or need to stick coke up your Mozambique

[Don Fonte]

16 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

cubicle = small willy imo

Do you lock the cubicle when you use it?

[Bournemouth Gee]

Well done to all involved in this thread so far ?

[Studebaker-90]

8 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Or need to stick coke up your Mozambique

God bless the cubicle 

[Ke1t]

Should probably stick this in the Pet Hates topic, but a couple of times lately I've accidentally tapped the tip of my cock against the urinal. 

It's then a case of hurrying your pish up so you can race to the antibacterial soap and lather it on your bell end, and I don't give a fuck who sees me doing it. 

This is a health issue. 

All other considerations are secondary. 

[Simply Red]

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I like to spend some time in Mozambique.

Urinal cakes are aqua blue

[Studebaker-90]

Anybody taken a bite from a urinal cake? 

[Ke1t]

5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Anybody taken a bite from a urinal cake? 

Heard a story about a lad called Animal back in the day, a Nomads prospect, who they used to take around on a dog's lead. Allegedly a bit of a bampot. 

Went into a public pisser, and as they're doing their bitness Animal proceeds to start eating a urinal cake. Unclear whether this was some initiation hi-jinks, or if he just decided to eat one of his own volition. 

Whether true or not, no idea. 

Just recounting as it was told to me. 

 

 

[styrofoamplates]

If they have a urinal at Tup height at the end, I'll piss in that to make my cock look bigger

[Bluto10]

i picture tup as a toilet monkey handing out the scooshes of cool water, kudos, paco rabanne etc on a sat night in the local ‘spoons gents

[Dons79]

23 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I like peeing in that little one too 

Thank fuck for the little urinal, am 5,3 and it was a challenge to reach the normal sized one, fuck trying to do gymnastics when going for a slash, if not any wee ones, then it’s cubicle, if a can get aw the coke heads oot. Shocking state of affairs 

[Studebaker-90]

7 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Thank fuck for the little urinal, am 5,3 and it was a challenge to reach the normal sized one, fuck trying to do gymnastics when going for a slash, if not any wee ones, then it’s cubicle, if a can get aw the coke heads oot. Shocking state of affairs 

My leg is taller than you 

[Fridge]

19 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

i picture tup as a toilet monkey handing out the scooshes of cool water, kudos, paco rabanne etc on a sat night in the local ‘spoons gents

Think that’s a bog wog you’re thinking of

[johnstrac]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Anybody taken a bite from a urinal cake? 

One of my cycling mates was in the Fire Brigade and they made him an "energy drink" from dissolved urinal cake, he didn't go well.

[johnstrac]

3 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Get yer prostate checked min.

Thanks but it has been, had MRI's and PSA tests aplenty. Apparently it's a prize winner along the lines of those comedy large vegetables you see at village shows.

[manboobs109]

I get a bit shy cock on and off. Need a pish, get to the pisser and it just won't come out. No rhyme nor reason to it.

[manboobs109]

As I've gotten older I get the wee dribble of pish that comes out when you put it away. Fucking brutal. I've tried that massaging thing someone mentioned on here but it's not helped much.

[Edwin Starr]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

As I've gotten older I get the wee dribble of pish that comes out when you put it away. Fucking brutal. I've tried that massaging thing someone mentioned on here but it's not helped much.

Same here ?

[styrofoamplates]

Or give it a wave under the hand dryer (or dip it in if it's a Dyson)

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Just waddle across to the cubicle and give it a good dab with bog roll 

 

It's brutal man. Feel like it's totally done, shake it like fuck, do a final push, nothing comes out, as soon as it's back in a dribble of pish comes out. Fucking torture.

[YorkDon]

31 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

As I've gotten older I get the wee dribble of pish that comes out when you put it away. Fucking brutal. I've tried that massaging thing someone mentioned on here but it's not helped much.

A pokey bum wank? 

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

It soon dries up 

That's very true thankfully.?

[YorkDon]

39 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

Thanks but it has been, had MRI's and PSA tests aplenty. Apparently it's a prize winner along the lines of those comedy large vegetables you see at village shows.

Have the same thing.Had a camera doon the old Johnson for a look inside my bladder.Got to watch it too.Was Ok until he turned it around-fuck that brought water to the eyes.

[YorkDon]

You never notice how much splash back there is at a urinal until you wear shorts.