How do you piss at the urinal?

[Betty Swallicks]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Do you have one hand high up leaning forwards over the pisser? 
 

a hand on hip? 
 

One hand on jeans/ one hand on yer manny? 
 

 

 

somewhat related, a wisecrack from Patrice; 

 

being a dons fan is like being a pube on a urinal. 
 

it’s nae Lang till yi get pissed aff 

FFS.

Starting this topic has less to do with the joke and more to do with you wanting men to talk about their cocks.

Fucking Oddball.

[Dons79]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's brutal man. Feel like it's totally done, shake it like fuck, do a final push, nothing comes out, as soon as it's back in a dribble of pish comes out. Fucking torture.

Thank fuck that’s not just me, happens almost always that. Garbage, hate getting old

[Don Fonte]

13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's brutal man. Feel like it's totally done, shake it like fuck, do a final push, nothing comes out, as soon as it's back in a dribble of pish comes out. Fucking torture.

What a fucking poof.

[1903Fitba]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

It's brutal man. Feel like it's totally done, shake it like fuck, do a final push, nothing comes out, as soon as it's back in a dribble of pish comes out. Fucking torture.

This is surely a wind up?

 

You walk round in pish stained boxers every day?

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, 1903Fitba said:

This is surely a wind up?

 

You walk round in pish stained boxers every day?

You’ll see one day what he’s on about.

 

[Bournemouth Gee]

Perhaps @Ten Caat could shed some light on these seemingly all too common issues 

 

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

This is surely a wind up?

 

You walk round in pish stained boxers every day?

Ask your Dad.

[1903Fitba]

You pair would be put down if you were dogs. 
 

Walking around dribbling piss everywhere. Spastics. 

[patrick bateman]

Couple of Australian based posters outing themselves as having micro penis' the past couple of days.

Must be a support group out there they attend.

Bet they are both under 5 9 too.

Thoughts and prayers loons thoughts and prayers.

[Ten Caat]

Post-micturition dribble........very well known about condition. One of the hazards of getting older. I've actually mentioned this before fairly recently, the way to minimise the risk of it once you know you are a sufferer is by using a technique called "milking the urethra". Rather than me describe it again, here's an official site about the condition. It's mentioned towards the end of the article

 

Post Micturition Dribble (PMD) | Bladder & Bowel Community

https://www.bladderandbowel.org › bladder › post-mict...

 

 

[Reed or deed]

I just tend to pish on the floor and all over my shoes

[Studebaker-90]

Often happens to me when I’m bleezing. Who cares, just a bit of pish. 

[maryhilldon]

I wear panty liners,  AND a nappy. Can't even be arsed going to the bogs anymore.

[Poodler]

On 7/28/2022 at 4:08 AM, CCB III said:

 

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I like to spend some time in Mozambique.

????

[CCB III]

15 hours ago, Fridge said:

Think that’s a bog wog you’re thinking of

"Nobody's actually racist" 

 

Fridge- Just two days ago. 

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, CCB III said:

"Nobody's actually racist" 

 

Fridge- Just two days ago. 

I wouldn't say that's racist. It just rhymes.

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, CCB III said:

"Nobody's actually racist" 

 

Fridge- Just two days ago. 

Whoooa mmmmyyyyy love

[Fridge]

4 hours ago, CCB III said:

"Nobody's actually racist" 

 

Fridge- Just two days ago. 

It’s fine I took the knee while I administered Old Spice and give him 50p

[Bluto10]

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

Who's fat arm is that?

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Who's fat arm is that?

it’s called being a bloody bloke don min 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

it’s called being a bloody bloke don min 

Ah, your boyfriend's. Should have said min.

[redone]

On 7/28/2022 at 9:26 PM, Bournemouth Gee said:

Perhaps @Ten Caat could shed some light on these seemingly all too common issues 

 

And tell us what weekly wage we're all on while he's at it 

[CCB III]

4 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

What exactly am I looking at here? 

[BrianFaePerth]

The arm of the man who is buggering Bluto

[cheesepipes]

21 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I wouldn't say that's racist. It just rhymes.

It rolls off the tongue better than “African Man offering 1990s aftershave while making your cocaine trips somewhat frustrating“.

 

It's also not a very culturally diverse career. 

[Reed or deed]

BOG - big oil + gas

WOG - western orientated gentleman

What’s the problem?

[Zeus]

On i'fleer

[Beachend Bootboy]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I can't work that out at all. It looks like the bottom half of an arm but with an armpit where the elbow should be. 

It's the inside of a fuckin flabby elbow.  Even my arms are in better nick than that toneless bingo wing mess.

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

It's the inside of a fuckin flabby elbow.  Even my arms are in better nick than that toneless bingo wing mess.

 

aye ok arnie