How do you piss at the urinal?

[Poodler]

Do you have one hand high up leaning forwards over the pisser? 
 

a hand on hip? 
 

One hand on jeans/ one hand on yer manny? 
 

 

 

somewhat related, a wisecrack from Patrice; 

 

being a dons fan is like being a pube on a urinal. 
 

it’s nae Lang till yi get pissed aff 

[BrianFaePerth]

With my cock

[Joe pike]

Both hands on my cock

[Beachend Bootboy]

Somebody else's hand on me cock.

[Parklife]

I go to the cubicle and pee like a lady. 

[Parklife]

20 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Both hands on my cock

Was never a fan of Alanis Morrisete 

[Redforever86]

Face the other way, cock up over the shoulder and away I go...

[BrianFaePerth]

If there’s 3 urinals and someone already at the left and right ones, where do you go?

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

If there’s 3 urinals and someone already at the left and right ones, where do you go?

Is that a trick question? 
 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Is that a trick question? 
 

No, genuine. Do you get in between the lads, find a trap, or hold it to later?

[Studebaker-90]

With my pants fully down to my ankles, primary school style. Hand on the wall for support if I’m steaming. 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

No, genuine. Do you get in between the lads, find a trap, or hold it to later?

Pish in the urinal, obviously. 

You scared someone might look at your wee pee-pee? 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Parklife said:

Pish in the urinal, obviously. 

You scared someone might look at your wee pee-pee? 

^^gay

[BrianFaePerth]

My pee pee works inside a lady, does yours?

[sigh]

38 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

If there’s 3 urinals and someone already at the left and right ones, where do you go?

Sink - its only polite

[Dad]

Disabled toilets for me - like a kingdom of heaven they are ?

[sigh]

9 minutes ago, Dad said:

Disabled toilets for me - like a kingdom of heaven they are ?

You like Joey Deacon?

[Parklife]

42 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

^^gay

 

33 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

My pee pee works inside a lady, does yours?

You're a caricature of yourself these days. 

The same absolutely rotten "patter" every single day. Tedious as fuck.  

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

You're a caricature of yourself these days. 

The same absolutely rotten "patter" every single day. Tedious as fuck.  

Unlike you, picking the same fight with different posters.

[Studebaker-90]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

You're a caricature of yourself these days. 

The same absolutely rotten "patter" every single day. Tedious as fuck.  

Do you not like that? That is classic stuff

[Dad]

17 minutes ago, sigh said:

You like Joey Deacon?

The same fighting spirit I guess 

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Unlike you, picking the same fight with different posters.

You picked this fight, you stupid cunt. 

[YorkDon]

 

[BrianFaePerth]

20 minutes ago, sigh said:

You like Joey Deacon?

Joey is a fuckin legend. Won’t hear a word against him.

[johnstrac]

In a slow dribbly manner as I do at all other times. It's an age thing.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, sigh said:

You like Joey Deacon?

Great bass player with Queen.

[YorkDon]

7 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

In a slow dribbly manner as I do at all other times. It's an age thing.

Get yer prostate checked min.

[Edwin Starr]

It's a hit and a miss for me..

[zeroisgod76]

Depends on quantity of alcohol drunk.

If not drinking or in the early stages of a night out its 1 hand in pocket, 1 hand on little zero and perfect aim.

When bleazing i usually plonk the top of my head and left arm / hand against the wall, looking straight down... firstly to maintain my balance and secondly so i can see which direction i'm pissing.

[Don Fonte]

The amount I lean on the wall is directly linked to my alcohol consumption.