Where do you sit in the pub?

[Bluto10]

[Beachend Bootboy]

12 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Always find a table or a nook facing the door, so if anyone you know comes in they can come over and pay tribute. 

 

 

......or shoot you in the face.  As happens in your land.

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Far's 'at like.  Is the roof the clue?

The roof is on the outside. The ceiling is on the inside. 
 

You can thank me later 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The roof is on the outside. The ceiling is on the inside. 
 

You can thank me later 

Pedantic prick??

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

......or shoot you in the face.  As happens in your land.

Can honestly tell you I've never been shot in the face. 

Full disclosure: Did once have to call off a night at the bar because there had been a shoot out, and when we arrived they were wheeling out the dead and wounded, so the bar had been closed temporarily. 

Oh, and used to go very occasionally to the CCC till they shut it down because people were getting shot in the face... Interesting fact, Proof was murdered there by a lad called Bender.

The trick is to look like you belong there, don't make eye contact, don't get shot in the face. 

Fucking helicopters crash into Scottish pubs, anyway, so don't make out like daft shit doesn't happen there inna. 

 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Can honestly tell you I've never been shot in the face. 

Full disclosure: Did once have to call off a night at the bar because there had been a shoot out, and when we arrived they were wheeling out the dead and wounded, so the bar had been closed temporarily. 

Oh, and used to go very occasionally to the CCC till they shut it down because people were getting shot in the face... Interesting fact, Proof was murdered there by a lad called Bender.

The trick is to look like you belong there, don't make eye contact, don't get shot in the face. 

Fucking helicopters crash into Scottish pubs, anyway, so don't make out like daft shit doesn't happen there inna. 

 

I'm away to shave my head.

Thoughts and prayers.

[Ke1t]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I'm away to shave my head.

Thoughts and prayers.

Don't forget to write some shite poetry...

[Edwin Starr]

37 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Really?  That's nae good.  My mate at that times wife was pally wi a lassie that worked there.  We fat blonde thing.  Canna' mind her name tho but we used it quite a lot.

3 weeks ago we were over £30 for 2 veggie curries 2 chips n 2 boiled rice .

Getting expensive more likely due to food price and energy price rises .

Really make fantastic food even tho.

 

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

It’s the beastie to regulars, dinna you be ignoring my correct guess first, Starski

Yes indeed we'll done Poodler I beg your pardon.?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

22 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Can honestly tell you I've never been shot in the face. 

Full disclosure: Did once have to call off a night at the bar because there had been a shoot out, and when we arrived they were wheeling out the dead and wounded, so the bar had been closed temporarily. 

Oh, and used to go very occasionally to the CCC till they shut it down because people were getting shot in the face... Interesting fact, Proof was murdered there by a lad called Bender.

The trick is to look like you belong there, don't make eye contact, don't get shot in the face. 

Fucking helicopters crash into Scottish pubs, anyway, so don't make out like daft shit doesn't happen there inna. 

 

 

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No matter where you are in the bar what do you do when a local tough guy walks in?

Duck down or get shot in the face. 

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/night-baby-faced-killer-jamie-18305776

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Probably charged extra for having a veggie curry

 

You do have a point CC.?

[Edwin Starr]

6 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

You do have a point CC.?

Mind you in the past I've gave his shop 5 star reviews.

[The Cockney Don]

Noticed whenever i was up in Aberdeen the lads would always be seated at tables, always wondered why that was ?

 

Much preferred standing drinking, knock 'em back better.

Usually seated at table these days when occasionally out with family, and i've got used to it. ?

Need to get back going football soon.

[Reed or deed]

Dont give a shit where i sit in the pub as long as the crack is good and the drams are flowing ?✌️

[CCB III]

3 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Dont give a shit where i sit in the pub as long as the crack is good and the drams are flowing ?✌️

Here here ??

 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Dont give a shit where i sit in the pub as long as the crack is good and the drams are flowing ?✌️

 

Must have to chuck the bouncer/barman a few quid to allow that?

 

 

[Bluto10]

aye ok atol 

[Reed or deed]

34 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

 

Must have to chuck the bouncer/barman a few quid to allow that?

 

 

I’m nae catchin ye there betty?

[redone]

2 hours ago, CCB III said:

Here here ??

 

 

Where where ?

[redone]

6 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Red Lion, innit? 

Used to go to the lounge bar upstairs for pre-match pints back in the 90's.

Fine piece of graffiti in the bog .... simply said "Baldie cunts"

[Edwin Starr]

Fancy going to the Lord Byron been decades since I've had a few beers in there .

 

Northfields  finest .

[cheesepipes]

5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Fancy going to the Lord Byron been decades since I've had a few beers in there .

 

Northfields  finest .

This place will change you Eddie.

You'll be snuffling pluff oot a hoors jackpot afore long and your 10k times will suffer for it!

[Edwin Starr]

10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

This place will change you Eddie.

You'll be snuffling pluff oot a hoors jackpot afore long and your 10k times will suffer for it!

Lol???.

I got invited a few years back to a Facebook  70s hard man night out but I was in Spain at the time for the record I'm not a hard man I just knew loads of them after being brought up in Northfield .

Seemingly the night started well but with the drink being thrown down old adversaries started to rise , it became a free for all wild West saloon fight.???

 

The police arrived in numbers ????very quickly and the batons were in full swing .?

 

For the record I wasn't there just what I heard .?

 

Glad I never went .

[cheesepipes]

“bye darling, just off down the pub for a 70's hardman reunion “.

“lovely, have a wonderful time, I'll keep yer supper under the grill!!“

 

Best avoided Eddie, but be comfortable in the fact if it came to fisticuffs none of those cunts would be able to catch you. 

You could probably jog backwards flicking the Vs.

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was it actually billed as such?

Probably something to do with this cretinous lot

LOL

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ sounds a cracking night that 

I do love a good old fashioned bar brawl/free for all 

Especially if there are bar stools involved 

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Especially if there are bar stools involved 

Folk getting slid along the bar.

[Bluto10]

pool cues (being snapped t over the thigh)

soneones coupon being hit by the till drawer

[maryhilldon]

Barman getting cracked in the nose when the guy in front of him ducks.

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Was it actually billed as such?

Can't really remember but was noted of who was going .?