Beachend Bootboy Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 12 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Always find a table or a nook facing the door, so if anyone you know comes in they can come over and pay tribute. ......or shoot you in the face. As happens in your land. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Far's 'at like. Is the roof the clue? The roof is on the outside. The ceiling is on the inside. You can thank me later Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: The roof is on the outside. The ceiling is on the inside. You can thank me later Pedantic prick?? 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: ......or shoot you in the face. As happens in your land. Can honestly tell you I've never been shot in the face. Full disclosure: Did once have to call off a night at the bar because there had been a shoot out, and when we arrived they were wheeling out the dead and wounded, so the bar had been closed temporarily. Oh, and used to go very occasionally to the CCC till they shut it down because people were getting shot in the face... Interesting fact, Proof was murdered there by a lad called Bender. The trick is to look like you belong there, don't make eye contact, don't get shot in the face. Fucking helicopters crash into Scottish pubs, anyway, so don't make out like daft shit doesn't happen there inna. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Can honestly tell you I've never been shot in the face. Full disclosure: Did once have to call off a night at the bar because there had been a shoot out, and when we arrived they were wheeling out the dead and wounded, so the bar had been closed temporarily. Oh, and used to go very occasionally to the CCC till they shut it down because people were getting shot in the face... Interesting fact, Proof was murdered there by a lad called Bender. The trick is to look like you belong there, don't make eye contact, don't get shot in the face. Fucking helicopters crash into Scottish pubs, anyway, so don't make out like daft shit doesn't happen there inna. I'm away to shave my head. Thoughts and prayers. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'm away to shave my head. Thoughts and prayers. Don't forget to write some shite poetry... 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 37 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Really? That's nae good. My mate at that times wife was pally wi a lassie that worked there. We fat blonde thing. Canna' mind her name tho but we used it quite a lot. 3 weeks ago we were over £30 for 2 veggie curries 2 chips n 2 boiled rice . Getting expensive more likely due to food price and energy price rises . Really make fantastic food even tho. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Poodler said: It’s the beastie to regulars, dinna you be ignoring my correct guess first, Starski Yes indeed we'll done Poodler I beg your pardon.? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 22 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Can honestly tell you I've never been shot in the face. Full disclosure: Did once have to call off a night at the bar because there had been a shoot out, and when we arrived they were wheeling out the dead and wounded, so the bar had been closed temporarily. Oh, and used to go very occasionally to the CCC till they shut it down because people were getting shot in the face... Interesting fact, Proof was murdered there by a lad called Bender. The trick is to look like you belong there, don't make eye contact, don't get shot in the face. Fucking helicopters crash into Scottish pubs, anyway, so don't make out like daft shit doesn't happen there inna. 20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: No matter where you are in the bar what do you do when a local tough guy walks in? Duck down or get shot in the face. https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/night-baby-faced-killer-jamie-18305776 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Probably charged extra for having a veggie curry You do have a point CC.? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: You do have a point CC.? Mind you in the past I've gave his shop 5 star reviews. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Noticed whenever i was up in Aberdeen the lads would always be seated at tables, always wondered why that was ? Much preferred standing drinking, knock 'em back better. Usually seated at table these days when occasionally out with family, and i've got used to it. ? Need to get back going football soon. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Dont give a shit where i sit in the pub as long as the crack is good and the drams are flowing ?✌️ Link to comment
CCB III Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: Dont give a shit where i sit in the pub as long as the crack is good and the drams are flowing ?✌️ Here here ?? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: Dont give a shit where i sit in the pub as long as the crack is good and the drams are flowing ?✌️ Must have to chuck the bouncer/barman a few quid to allow that? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 34 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Must have to chuck the bouncer/barman a few quid to allow that? I’m nae catchin ye there betty? Link to comment
redone Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 2 hours ago, CCB III said: Here here ?? Where where ? Link to comment
redone Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 6 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Red Lion, innit? Used to go to the lounge bar upstairs for pre-match pints back in the 90's. Fine piece of graffiti in the bog .... simply said "Baldie cunts" Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Fancy going to the Lord Byron been decades since I've had a few beers in there . Northfields finest . Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Fancy going to the Lord Byron been decades since I've had a few beers in there . Northfields finest . This place will change you Eddie. You'll be snuffling pluff oot a hoors jackpot afore long and your 10k times will suffer for it! 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: This place will change you Eddie. You'll be snuffling pluff oot a hoors jackpot afore long and your 10k times will suffer for it! Lol???. I got invited a few years back to a Facebook 70s hard man night out but I was in Spain at the time for the record I'm not a hard man I just knew loads of them after being brought up in Northfield . Seemingly the night started well but with the drink being thrown down old adversaries started to rise , it became a free for all wild West saloon fight.??? The police arrived in numbers ????very quickly and the batons were in full swing .? For the record I wasn't there just what I heard .? Glad I never went . Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 “bye darling, just off down the pub for a 70's hardman reunion “. “lovely, have a wonderful time, I'll keep yer supper under the grill!!“ Best avoided Eddie, but be comfortable in the fact if it came to fisticuffs none of those cunts would be able to catch you. You could probably jog backwards flicking the Vs. 3 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Was it actually billed as such? Probably something to do with this cretinous lot LOL Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: ^ sounds a cracking night that I do love a good old fashioned bar brawl/free for all Especially if there are bar stools involved Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, Fridge said: Especially if there are bar stools involved Folk getting slid along the bar. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 pool cues (being snapped t over the thigh) soneones coupon being hit by the till drawer Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Barman getting cracked in the nose when the guy in front of him ducks. 1 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Was it actually billed as such? Can't really remember but was noted of who was going .? Link to comment
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