Where do you sit in the pub?

[Guest milne_afc]

A fat hun with a caravanette. 

[Redforever86]

Did you hear about the Catholic pervert?

 

He was a pepin Tim.

[Simply Red]

Wtf is a pep?

[cheesepipes]

13 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Disgustin' stuff.

It's alright you know.

Charming infact.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

It's alright you know.

Charming infact.

Nae a fan o' mint mixed wi stuff.  Can go it on it's own but canna thole like After Eights, mint choc chip and stuff so never took to rum and pep.

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Wtf is a pep?

A NE Hun way of saying "pape". 

[Guest milne_afc]

Honestly never heard that in my life and I’ve known some real scum

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Beachend a Hun then?
Fucking knew it.. 

A sad day. 

Don't be stupid.  Went through all this pish when I joined.

[Beachend Bootboy]

14 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

A fat hun with a caravanette. 

Don't be stupid.  Went through all this pish when I joined.

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Don't be stupid.  Went through all this pish when I joined.

The bit where you shag a goat on the chequered carpet?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

The bit where you shag a goat on the chequered carpet?

Desperate. No goats, no carpet.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Desperate. No goats, no carpet.

What's your thoughts on Michael Jackson?
Did he do it?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

What's your thoughts on Michael Jackson?
Did he do it?

Dee fit?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Captain Caveman said:

Awa to fuck with yer bigoted pish, 

 

Shut yer fuckin hole yeh belter.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

8 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Dee fit?

Dirty Diana up the stinker?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Dirty Diana up the stinker?

Bubbles maybe.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Bubbles maybe.

Would you suck a chimp off?   For 5 million green queens and a shiny new camper van?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Gareth Bale doesn't count. 

A real one with big strong arms and a weapon like a Pringles tube. 

Thanks. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Gareth Bale doesn't count. 

 

I'm sure he does.  Got past 3 one time.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Would you suck a chimp off?   For 5 million green queens and a shiny new camper van?

Nah, too frightened of the pox.  Leave that sort of behaviour to the nancy boys.  Nae my bag like.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Nah, too frightened of the pox.  Leave that sort of behaviour to the nancy boys.  Nae my bag like.

Can you do the moonwalk?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Can you do the moonwalk?

Never tried tbh.  You?

Shalom.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Never tried tbh.  You?

Shalom.

Probably not any more. 

[Edwin Starr]

On 7/29/2022 at 3:01 PM, sigh said:

Never understand why people bring their dug tae a bar - chances are it will bark/wander about at some point and just piss people off - or is that the reason folk take their dogs to the bar, just to annoy folks?

If you get a dog then at least exercise it properly, and also learn to leave it outside of pubs & shops, or leave it at home - and if your dog cant be left then wither its no trained enough or you shouldn't have a dog.

Me, in a bar, stand at the bar when on own or in group of males but generally sit at table when in mixed company

 

Very presumptious . Our dogs go hill walking, long walks and we would never leave them outside a pub or shop. As for behaviour they are on a lead and not left to wander around in a pub. We love the company of our dogs more than the company of a lot of people especially opinionated ones such as yourself who cannot back up your views. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Fuck all wrong wi dogs in boozers.

[BrianFaePerth]

18 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

my dog gets plenty of exercise and deserves an afternoon pint with his old man (he’s usually the star attraction in the boozer anyway) 

That’s coz he’s a pisshead who can’t behave 

[sigh]

28 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuck all wrong wi dogs in boozers.

Cannae be doing with them - wandering about,, sniffing at ye or mooching, and then when another dug comes in going mental at each other etc

If you must bring the mutt tae the pub pick one with a beer garden and sit out there - and keep the flamin thing on a short lead.

[sigh]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You must have shite dogs where you bide 

More likely shite owners of dogs - dogs not been trained sufficiently or exercised properly

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, sigh said:

Cannae be doing with them - wandering about,, sniffing at ye or mooching, and then when another dug comes in going mental at each other etc

If you must bring the mutt tae the pub pick one with a beer garden and sit out there - and keep the flamin thing on a short lead.

Blame the fuckin owners nae the dogs. The behavior of a dog is a reflection on the fucker that owns it.  Chances are if the dog's a cunt the owner is bigger one.

[elephantstone78]

18 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Blame the fuckin owners nae the dogs. The behavior of a dog is a reflection on the fucker that owns it.  Chances are if the dog's a cunt the owner is bigger one.

Do you have a dog BB?