Where do you sit in the pub?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, elephantstone78 said:

Do you have a dog BB?

I do.  I'm out with her as I type.

[elephantstone78]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I do.  I'm out with her as I type.

Good man. 
 

British bulldog called Maggie ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, elephantstone78 said:

Good man. 
 

British bulldog called Maggie ?

No an English setter called Boris.

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Fuck all wrong wi dogs in boozers.

Exactly ?

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Good stuff there Eddie ole boy!

my dog gets plenty of exercise and deserves an afternoon pint with his old man (he’s usually the star attraction in the boozer anyway) 

Nice one Mobby ?

[manboobs109]

I've got my own seat in my local. Used to be the best seat but they put a telly above it and fucked it up.

 

[manboobs109]

6 hours ago, sigh said:

Cannae be doing with them - wandering about,, sniffing at ye or mooching, and then when another dug comes in going mental at each other etc

If you must bring the mutt tae the pub pick one with a beer garden and sit out there - and keep the flamin thing on a short lead.

Fuck sake grumpychops. Few dog biscuits in yer coat pocket and you'll be golden.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye, folk who don't own dogs are always carrying dog biscuits about with them. 

Big ol' Manboobs needs a snack.

[Simply Red]

23 hours ago, sigh said:

and keep the flamin thing on a short lead.

Aye ok Alf Stewart

[Bluto10]

aye ok alf is sufficient simple min. you don’t need the stewart 

 

[styrofoamplates]

[CarrotCake]

Dogs are great. Both inside and outside of pubs. If we're all honest they are better than most people

[Edwin Starr]

On 8/3/2022 at 7:07 PM, CarrotCake said:

Dogs are great. Both inside and outside of pubs. If we're all honest they are better than most people

Here here.?

[maryhilldon]

Ok, we get it. Dogs are great. Bloody hell.

[Edwin Starr]

20 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Hear hear 

Lol of course .

[tutankamun]

Dogs can fuck off

[Oregon Red]

Most regular boozers (if you can call any American bar regular), will not allow dogs. But most breweries and Brewpubs will.

Dogs are fine hae a basset hound  myself. But he's a drunk. Likes dark beers so don't take him or he would be begging folks for beer

[Oregon Red]

And I sit at the bar in the cold weather outside otherwise 

[maryhilldon]

A bunch of dog walkers meet in my local every Thursday for some reason. Was in earlier,  it's annoying as fuck when dogs are barking and yelping. I like dogs, can't go the barking in the pub though.

[Oregon Red]

13 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

A bunch of dog walkers meet in my local every Thursday for some reason. Was in earlier,  it's annoying as fuck when dogs are barking and yelping. I like dogs, can't go the barking in the pub though.

That's too much..I agree even as a dog owner 

[Edwin Starr]

10 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Dogs can fuck off

You wouldn't be saying that it you became blind and were desperately in need of a guide dog.?

[sigh]

10 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

You wouldn't be saying that it you became blind and were desperately in need of a guide dog.?

At least guide dogs are well trained, no jumping aboot, sniffen ye or yapping/barking all the time.

Can you tell I'm no keen on badly behaved dogs - or their owners since its mostly their fault the dug behaves that way.

[Edwin Starr]

40 minutes ago, sigh said:

At least guide dogs are well trained, no jumping aboot, sniffen ye or yapping/barking all the time.

Can you tell I'm no keen on badly behaved dogs - or their owners since its mostly their fault the dug behaves that way.

Fair enough.?

[Arabian Knight]

eh wis in a boozer in morninside whaur ivry cunt brings in thir cats

[elephantstone78]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

You wouldn't be saying that it you became blind and were desperately in need of a guide dog.?

Guy in my local came in for a pint with his dog, a sort of beagle looking pooch. Barman said only guide dogs were allowed in and he’d need to tie it up outside. 
quick as a flash he replied but it is my guide dog. 
barman wasn’t having it and said guide dogs are usually labs or retrievers.
Guy said how what have they given me?

[Arabian Knight]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It wasn’t that fucking cat cafe was it? There’s one in Glasgow as well . 

aye served bevvy tae n the owner cunt gied the cats wine

[Edwin Starr]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Could you beat a dog over 100m in your prime, Buc? 

No chance .

Not even in a hill or any distance they are far too quick .

 

Check this out .

https://www.caninebible.com/how-fast-can-dogs-run/

[Edwin Starr]

7 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

Guy in my local came in for a pint with his dog, a sort of beagle looking pooch. Barman said only guide dogs were allowed in and he’d need to tie it up outside. 
quick as a flash he replied but it is my guide dog. 
barman wasn’t having it and said guide dogs are usually labs or retrievers.
Guy said how what have they given me?

Still trying to work that out.

Sorry.

[Edwin Starr]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Come away, min!!!

Sometimes I need to read it a few times, there's a joke in there right ?

[Arabian Knight]

fuxxake buc mon eh..hemmin git yersel doon eh cat cafe