AFC Chat Awards 2022

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh won’t be voting.
 

A CEO doesn’t do the factory staff’s performance reviews.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

How did I miss this!?

Well there's so many men here been assaulted by gay homosexual poofs, it's hard to keep up.

Don't you remember Bluto confessing he got bummed by Lenny Henry?

[BrianFaePerth]

Henry from Orkney

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 I like it but something flaccid would not protrude. 

It would if you're lying on your front on a table with a hole in it around crotch level.

 

 

 

[The Buzzard]

51 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Where's the animosity and petty feuds otherwise? Boring. It's a conversation piece.

The conversation piece is what's happening in the three pages of the thread already. More to come I am sure - doesn't take much in this place!

How about a compromise then? The two biggest awards POTY and Lifetime Achievement are private to me. The rest is a fucking free for all. 
 

Like every other year, if the vote is public then there's not really any merit in announcing the winners because everybody already has a pretty sure idea who is winning what. 
 

I'm listening to the crowd and taking on board views so that's my suggested change. Too many after the instant gratification on here. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

35 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh won’t be voting.
 

A CEO doesn’t do the factory staff’s performance reviews.

You'll get no attention anyway.

Fucking idiot. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s very niche. 

It's the power of gravity Hanzo.

[Parklife]

Just now, The Buzzard said:

The conversation piece is what's happening in the three pages of the thread already. More to come I am sure - doesn't take much in this place!

How about a compromise then? The two biggest awards POTY and Lifetime Achievement are private to me. The rest is a fucking free for all. 
 

Like every other year, if the vote is public then there's not really any merit in announcing the winners because everybody already has a pretty sure idea who is winning what. 
 

I'm listening to the crowd and taking on board views so that's my suggested change. Too many after the instant gratification on here. 

No one is counting votes, buzz. 

Good compromise though 👍

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, The Buzzard said:

Too many after the instant gratification on here. 

😛

[BrianFaePerth]

23 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You'll get no attention anyway.

Fucking idiot. 

You’re worried about me in the international category.

Point of order - to win the category you must have been resident outside the UK on 1 Jan 22

[The Buzzard]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your original idea was a good one👍 It  stops folk just going with the flow and lazily copying other’s votes. The element of surprise with the final announcement is a great one 👍

I'm gonna be that character in the Fast Show that keeps flip flopping and changing his mind to suit what everybody else is saying...

 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s not so much the counting votes it’s folk not thinking for themselves and ‘going with the flow’. It becomes a bit obvious and trite after a while.

Buzz came up with a great concept. 

Sucking up already. Pathetic.

[Misers Hill]

4 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

you should improve.

not try harder, just fuckin improve.

 

dickhead

Pain🤣.....fucking tampon🤡

 

 

Ask eh Young 🇹🇷😉.......🇨🇳💕

[maryhilldon]

^ See, this is what the Hat awards are all about. 

[Poodler]

Is there a list of previous lifetime winners handy? 
 

i remember that sex attack story. It’s bizarrely honest posts like that that keep us all coming back 

 

 

edit - potential thread - best pervy pic 

[Quagmire]

Did MAD's buggering story get lost in the crossover to the new server? 

[Quagmire]

A search for flaccid leads to this topic only 😒

[Poodler]

Think you can still access the old forum - bebo has put a few links up to it - can you run a search there? Would love to relive it, like MAD does!

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

A search for flaccid leads to this topic only 😒

Your mum tell you that?

[Bournemouth Gee]

Great forum all round.

Well done to everyone for making it such an 'interesting' place.

You're all winners in my book, every last one of you.

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Bournemouth Gee said:

Great forum all round.

Well done to everyone for making it such an 'interesting' place.

You're all winners in my book, every last one of you.

Just fuck off

[Bournemouth Gee]

Awww

[BrianFaePerth]

Just pulling your tadger BG. Eh have no opinion of you which puts you in the upper tier of my thoughts on the other posters

[For Fecks Sake]

15 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Just pulling your tadger BG. Eh have no opinion of you which puts you in the upper tier of my thoughts on the other posters

We're not though, just fuck off Brian

 

😘

[Dad]

You want to get yourself out of that top tier quick smart Bournemouth son

Cunt by association and all that shite ✌️

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s not so much the counting votes it’s folk not thinking for themselves and ‘going with the flow’. It becomes a bit obvious and trite after a while.

Buzz came up with a great concept. 

Nah, it's a heap of shite. 

[BrianFaePerth]

32 minutes ago, Dad said:

You want to get yourself out of that top tier quick smart Bournemouth son

Cunt by association and all that shite ✌️

How come you’re considered a cunt by all when you rate so lowly on my scale?

[Dad]

18 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How come you’re considered a cunt by all when you rate so lowly on my scale?

Gibberish ^

Come up with summat worthwhile you piece of shit

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Just fuck off

The Grange Hill cast's finest hour imo

[YorkDon]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

Gibberish ^

Come up with summat worthwhile you piece of shit

Be impossible for him to completely change now.