Thread O Trivia

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Come again?

Just did, over the back of my hand.

One for you degree types to work out.

[Ramandu]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Just did, over the back of my hand.

One for you degree types to work out.

I think he means you're missing a word in your post.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

I think he means you're missing a word in your post.

Deffo not.

[bonzodaddy73]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Q.  Why does a mouse when it spins?

A.  Because the higher it goes the fewer it becomes.

 

That's shoofta levels of what the fuck

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, bonzodaddy73 said:

That's shoofta levels of what the fuck

I guess.

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

There are 9 million chinamen in Beijing.

 

Thats a fact.

There's more than that in Partick.

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Come again?

You sound just like your missus. 

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You sound just like your missus. 

His missus must be delighted getting fingered by hands like his.  Be like using a ribbed condom.

[Fridge]

There are only two Beatles singles where the song title is not in the lyrics?

Anyone?

[Reed or deed]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You do get some pathetic sharks 

Crocodile to only Great White/Bullshark attacks would be closer 

Dolphins are just gay sharks

[Fridge]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

A Day in the life 

That’s one

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Ramandu said:

The milky way has between 100-400 billion stars (wiki).

Canada has around 318 billion trees (nature, via treehugger.com).

 

Next fun fact:

Greenland is further North, South, East and West than Iceland.

Nae convinced there’s 318B trees on the planet never mind just in Canada. Feel like that’s some good PR by the tourist board 

[Poodler]

Tomorrow never knows? 

[chief_wiggum]

Best of the Beatles

[Fridge]

Just now, Poodler said:

Tomorrow never knows? 

Wasn’t a single released. I’ll give you a clue it was banned in some countries for blasphemy.

[Poodler]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Wasn’t a single released. I’ll give you a clue it was banned in some countries for blasphemy.

Ballad of J&O

[Fridge]

Just now, Poodler said:

Ballad of J&O

Indeed banned for having the word Christ in it

[Afc4ever]

Edinburgh is further west than Liverpool

 

[frankie_mac's_4]

1 minute ago, Afc4ever said:

Edinburgh is further west than Liverpool

 

Ha! So it is

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Indeed banned for having the word Christ in it

Aye that rang a bell

 

good one though 

 

[Fridge]

 

[johnstrac]

There were fossilised dinosaurs before the dinosaurs died out.

[maryhilldon]

Newcastle is further north than Stranraer 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Is Berwick-upon-Tweed actually Berwick-upon-Tweed?😔

[Redforever86]

If you rest your head on an egg, it’s so strong it won’t break. 

[Redforever86]

Norway has a longer coastline than the USA.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Aboyne kirk is the only one in Scotland to have a masonic weather vane.

Well it was in the 80's.

[Howard Marks]

Alaska is the most Easterly State of the United States of America.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aboyne kirk is the only one in Scotland to have a masonic weather vane.

Well it was in the 80's.

You are 100% the type of person who would be mason 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Poodler said:

You are 100% the type of person who would be mason 

You think brother?