Fridge Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Consensual? Na, more fun if you might end up in jail. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 In late 1944 nine US pilots survived being shot down over a small Japanese island. Eight of them were captured and beheaded, with four of them having their livers eaten by the Japanese officers. The one pilot who made it out alive was George HW Bush. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 36 minutes ago, Ramandu said: In late 1944 nine US pilots survived being shot down over a small Japanese island. Eight of them were captured and beheaded, with four of them having their livers eaten by the Japanese officers. The one pilot who made it out alive was George HW Bush. Strange that. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 On 8/9/2023 at 10:58 AM, Ramandu said: If you could fold a piece of paper in half 103 times it would be thicker than the known universe. You cannot fold paper more that 8 times regardless of the size. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 43 minutes ago, Ramandu said: In late 1944 nine US pilots survived being shot down over a small Japanese island. Eight of them were captured and beheaded, with four of them having their livers eaten by the Japanese officers. The one pilot who made it out alive was George HW Bush. Japs.Β Aye!! Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 On 8/9/2023 at 11:11 AM, Fridge said: Incorrect I genuinely am a member (or at least was as a kid) nae sure if it expires or not. Took the test and qualified so at the time at least I was in the top 3% I have said umpteen times on here donβt believe my online persona. But for the record I still donβt get that betting shite, you canβt get half a corner so if you are betting on more than 11 corners why is the bet not just more than 11 corners. Anyway enjoy your day. Member of Mensa (as a kid) Owner of numerous pubs Millionaire Lives in Rubislaw Den Shags birds for fun Friends with Aberdeen underworld figures Fairly living the life in your Cornhill room Fridgo! Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 33 minutes ago, Simply Red said: ^ well jel Who wouldn't be! Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Is dog food (treats, food, crunchies, bones) recyclable?π€ Asking for a dog. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said: Member of Mensa (as a kid) Owner of numerous pubs Millionaire Lives in Rubislaw Den Shags birds for fun Friends with Aberdeen underworld figures Fairly living the life in your Cornhill room Fridgo! You forgot funny as fuck 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: You cannot fold paper more that 8 times regardless of the size. Want a bet?Β Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 34 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Want a bet?Β Yup. It's impossible. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 39 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Want a bet?Β Iβm with you in this one, reckon it can be done Away to test it out Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Yup. It's impossible. Ok how much you thick cunt?Β 1 Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Yup. It's impossible. If you are having a bet on your hypothesis min, watch out for any technicalities such as what constitutes a fold and does a fold have to be even?π Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 28 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: If you are having a bet on your hypothesis min, watch out for any technicalities such as what constitutes a fold and does a fold have to be even?π Youβve ruined it now.Β Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 19 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Youβve ruined it now.Β Oops, sorry RF.π Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Ok how much you thick cunt?Β You know what I meant.Β Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 52 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Oops, sorry RF.π Dinna apologise to that thief bastard. Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Dinna apologise to that thief bastard. Scottish Hotelier of the Year 2022, an award he has won on a few occasions now I gather min, so I presume that's based on turnover, profitability, quality, and customer service instead of larceny.ππ€ Β Β Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Scottish Hotelier of the Year 2022, an award he has won on a few occasions now I gather min, so I presume that's based on turnover, profitability, quality, and customer service instead of larceny.ππ€ Β Β For rippin' off customers with split multipack cans o' juice at highly inflated prices.Β Dishonest and probably illegal.Β Fuckin' chuncer likeππ I'm gonna book a room, pish the bed, shite in the sink and shove prawns in the ends o' his curtain rails (he'll never know it's me til it's too late).π Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: For rippin' off customers with split multipack cans o' juice at highly inflated prices.Β Dishonest and probably illegal.Β Fuckin' chuncer likeππ I'm gonna book a room, pish the bed, shite in the sink and shove prawns in the ends o' his curtain rails (he'll never know it's me til it's too late).π ππ. The hardest part will be trying to locate his hotel. Link to comment
sigh Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ππ. The hardest part will be trying to locate his hotel. Nah, it will be having to carry his own suitcase up the stairs, Bootboy's nae as young as he once was and will struggle with that, unless he takes the Mrs with him of course and she carry's itΒ Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ππ. The hardest part will be trying to locate his hotel. I know exactly where it is.Β Have done for a while now.Β Won't dox him on here tho.π Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, sigh said: Nah, it will be having to carry his own suitcase up the stairs, Bootboy's nae as young as he once was and will struggle with that, unless he takes the Mrs with him of course and she carry's itΒ You think? Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 8 minutes ago, sigh said: Nah, it will be having to carry his own suitcase up the stairs, Bootboy's nae as young as he once was and will struggle with that, unless he takes the Mrs with him of course and she carry's itΒ ππ. I would've like to think the prestigious premises would have a lift or stair-lift in order to help less mobile people than perhaps they once were though. Link to comment
Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I know exactly where it is.Β Have done for a while now.Β Won't dox him on here tho.π No, I wouldn't expect you or anyone to. It's his privacy after all.π Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: No, I wouldn't expect you or anyone to. It's his privacy after all.π Aye, of course.Β I'm a cunt but not a complete cunt.ππΒ The slaggin' on here is one thing and all good fun (mostlyπ) but I'd nae put some fucker in a position of detriment in this place. I have it on good authority he's a real nice lad.Β We'll see if that changes when I shite in his sink tho.π Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Sure heβs previously spoken openly about the place he has. if you scroll down the reviews on the business a few of them note a bleary eyed bell boy who wears a weed leaf cap and mumbles about an old paper shop. Link to comment
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