maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 15 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Calling @cheesepipes He's been missing in action for a while now. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: 😂 it’s an awful experience. Do you do that thing where you rub the gusset between your fingers? Why??😂 Sniffed it Never rubbed it. That would be plain weird Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 24 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: He's been missing in action for a while now. he wasn’t really calling him mhd min 1 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: he wasn’t really calling him mhd min Be quiet ffs. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 6 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Make up, lingerie, necklace (pearly hopefully) as well as usual Christmas random stuff like hand cream, woolly socks, chocolate orange etc. Best present I ever got Mrs FFS, was a boudoir photo shoot a few years back. Win win in my eyes and before anyone asks, no I'm not posting any photos 😘 🙄🤓 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: 🙄🤓 Bet you snatched a few rummages in lassies knicker drawer being a tradesman eh Buc Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Bet you snatched a few rummages in lassies knicker drawer being a tradesman eh Buc I've known a couple of perverts both plumbers . Both flashers back in the 80s .😬 But not me just not my thing FFs. 🙄 Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said: I've known a couple of perverts both plumbers . Both flashers back in the 80s .😬 But not me just not my thing FFs. 🙄 Come on min, nae saying you are a fucking flasher but you must have seen a few crackers coming out of the shower in a towel? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Perks of the job for Buc and ‘confessions of a plumber’ Perks of the job made me laugh. I am a trustworthy tradesman when I work in people's houses always have been . My front door is never locked even when we go out during the day nor is my garage . Same as my last house in Woodcroft avenue mind you we never had a key for that garage door . We just trust people.that's a good thing. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: My front door is never locked even when we go out during the day nor is my garage . Where do you live Buc? 2 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 13 minutes ago, Fridge said: Come on min, nae saying you are a fucking flasher but you must have seen a few crackers coming out of the shower in a towel? I did work in a nurse's house putting in gas heating back in the 80s . The lady said she's working an early shift and be away by 7-30 am and gave me a key for her flat . Got there just after 8am . Gave the door a chap no answer so safe to enter . Opened the door and here's the ample bodied lady stark naked heading towards me going to the bathroom . I quickly went back out the front door to give her a chance to get ready . I was affronted . But she said that she'd slept in and not to worry about it as it was her fault . I did tell my wife about it when I got home. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: Where do you live Buc? Fairview crescent maryhill. Quiet around here mate. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: I did work in a nurse's house putting in gas heating back in the 80s . The lady said she's working an early shift and be away by 7-30 am and gave me a key for her flat . Got there just after 8am . Gave the door a chap no answer so safe to enter . Opened the door and here's the ample bodied lady stark naked heading towards me going to the bathroom . I quickly went back out the front door to give her a chance to get ready . I was affronted . But she said that she'd slept in and not to worry about it as it was her fault . I did tell my wife about it when I got home. 🤣 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: Fairview crescent maryhill. Quiet around here mate. What number? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 Just now, maryhilldon said: What number? The only bungalow we yellow windows in Aberdeen I'd think why. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: The only bungalow we yellow windows in Aberdeen I'd think why. Haha. Nevermind. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Sounds like she was looking to get plumbed She wanted to see his plunger. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Sounds like she was looking to get plumbed Nah just one of those unlucky moments that happen from time to time . Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: She wanted to see his plunger. Don't think so . You don't think it was her p!oy Maryhill.😬 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Just now, Edwin Starr said: Don't think so . You don't think it was her p!oy Maryhill.😬 You missed a trick there Buc. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 23, 2022 Author Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: You missed a trick there Buc. I think your at it 🤓 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said: I think your at it 🤓 😄 As if. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted December 23, 2022 Site Sponsor Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said: I did work in a nurse's house putting in gas heating back in the 80s . The lady said she's working an early shift and be away by 7-30 am and gave me a key for her flat . Got there just after 8am . Gave the door a chap no answer so safe to enter . Opened the door and here's the ample bodied lady stark naked heading towards me going to the bathroom . I quickly went back out the front door to give her a chance to get ready . I was affronted . But she said that she'd slept in and not to worry about it as it was her fault . I did tell my wife about it when I got home. Did you sort out her Plumbum? 1 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 7 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Bad mobby Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: I did work in a nurse's house putting in gas heating back in the 80s . The lady said she's working an early shift and be away by 7-30 am and gave me a key for her flat . Got there just after 8am . Gave the door a chap no answer so safe to enter . Opened the door and here's the ample bodied lady stark naked heading towards me going to the bathroom . I quickly went back out the front door to give her a chance to get ready . I was affronted . But she said that she'd slept in and not to worry about it as it was her fault . I did tell my wife about it when I got home. That you’d rode her senseless? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Day 1 over. Haul so far: a bottle of whisky and underwear. Half winning Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 17 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: That you’d rode her senseless? Lol Brian yer an affa man .🤓 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 21 hours ago, Dom Sullivan said: Did you sort out her Plumbum? Nah mate not my thing 🙄😬 Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 22 hours ago, maryhilldon said: 😄 As if. 🙄😁 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 12/23/2022 at 7:49 PM, Edwin Starr said: The only bungalow we yellow windows in Aberdeen I'd think why. On 12/23/2022 at 7:52 PM, maryhilldon said: Haha. Nevermind. Hope you have checked your presents are still under the tree Buc. MHD is worth the watching. Link to comment
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