Don Fonte Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Who the fuck has hacked Don's account? What you mean Parko? Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Just now, Don Fonte said: What you mean Parko? Never seen you do a serious/helpful/sincere post. It was weird. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Just now, Parklife said: Never seen you do a serious/helpful/sincere post. It was weird. The young loon needed advice. I obliged. It won't last. Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 I've lived in lots of flats. Only in one of them was there no bother with nosey neighbours. 1 Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Noisy as well sometimes 😉 Link to comment
Guest findlay_1903 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, CCB III said: Live in a block of flats. Quite a few young families about. Downstairs neighbours have two kids, the older one, who must be around 6/7 is constantly making noise. Feels like every time I'm chilling in my living room it's thump, thump, thump to the point where it's shaking the shelves. It's like the kid is doing laps up and down their fucking flat. The Dad is an acquaintance of mine in any case, but I'm not sure how to approach it. Kids are kids, and you expect some amount of noise, but this crazy. I can't tell though, if it's me being a highly strung weirdo or if it's actually a reasonable complaint. My girlfriend gets annoyed with it too. The parents are nice folk, I just dunno how they aren't telling the kid to be quiet. I don't want to be so confrontational as to go knock on the door, and feel like I'd be a pussy if I sent a message. I've no idea what the response would be. If it was adults making heaps of noise, that would be one thing, but because it's a kid I feel like I can't say. Anyone ever dealt with this type of shit? Collect dog shit at a local park, (with rubber gloves) place in McDonald’s bag. Take said bag to flat door, set fire to it, then ring doorbell. Run away, then text your so called mate to shut his and family’s fucking noise. Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 hours ago, CCB III said: Live in a block of flats. Quite a few young families about. Downstairs neighbours have two kids, the older one, who must be around 6/7 is constantly making noise. Feels like every time I'm chilling in my living room it's thump, thump, thump to the point where it's shaking the shelves. It's like the kid is doing laps up and down their fucking flat. The Dad is an acquaintance of mine in any case, but I'm not sure how to approach it. Kids are kids, and you expect some amount of noise, but this crazy. I can't tell though, if it's me being a highly strung weirdo or if it's actually a reasonable complaint. My girlfriend gets annoyed with it too. The parents are nice folk, I just dunno how they aren't telling the kid to be quiet. I don't want to be so confrontational as to go knock on the door, and feel like I'd be a pussy if I sent a message. I've no idea what the response would be. If it was adults making heaps of noise, that would be one thing, but because it's a kid I feel like I can't say. Anyone ever dealt with this type of shit? I’d recommend a 12 week program on the free weights before going down to have a chat with them. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 minute ago, findlay_1903 said: Collect dog shit at a local park, (with rubber gloves) place in McDonald’s bag. Take said bag to flat door, set fire to it, then ring doorbell. Run away, then text your so called mate to shut his and family’s fucking noise. 😂you done that before findhorn? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 still wearin yer converse dave min? aboot is bad is spud Link to comment
Guest findlay_1903 Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Simply Red said: 😂you done that before findhorn? Every Sunday at the bitches flat! But instead of texting, I prank call her pretending to be her doctor. Link to comment
Dad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Here Consi son - move into a wee cottage 👍 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Wait till they go out and put superglue in their lock. Everyday. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Dad said: Here Consi son - move into a wee cottage 👍 Coming from an expert in cottaging. Ah no. Link to comment
Dad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: Wait till they go out and put superglue in their lock. Everyday. You done that one fridge? Link to comment
Dad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Coming from an expert in cottaging. Ah no. Neither here nor there Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dad said: You done that one fridge? Come on now, do you seriously think I’m that sort of person? Link to comment
Dad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: Come on now, do you seriously think I’m that sort of person? A prick? Most certainly Link to comment
dave_min Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Neighbours can be tricky. Everybody needs good neighbours. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 26 minutes ago, Dad said: A prick? Most certainly You would be 100% correct Link to comment
CCB III Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 Cheers for the advice, gents! Link to comment
Dad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, CCB III said: Cheers for the advice, gents! So where abouts you cottage hunting? Stonehaven or summat? Link to comment
CCB III Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 Just now, Dad said: So where abouts you cottage hunting? Stonehaven or summat? If I could pick, Stonehaven would be decent. But, alas, a distant dream. Link to comment
Dad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 20 minutes ago, CCB III said: If I could pick, Stonehaven would be decent. But, alas, a distant dream. A rich lassie son - that's what you need 👍 Assuming you're not homosexual ✋ Link to comment
Dad Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 56 minutes ago, Fridge said: You would be 100% correct A talent of mine - prick spotting (inane arseholes not genitalia ✌️) 😎 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dad said: A talent of mine - prick spotting (inane arseholes not genitalia ✌️) 😎 Aye i can quite imagine you've seen your fair share of spotty arseholes in your time on earth. And been in quite a few of them, not just in ane Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 The sound proofing in my new flat is non existent, could hear someone upstairs fart. I think the wooden floors/ceilings amplify the sound like a guitar. Every footstep is a thump, accompanied by the the sound of the worlds creakiest floor boards. I've taken to just banging up with a brush and shouting 'shut up'. Generally works, for a while. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dad said: A talent of mine - prick spotting (inane arseholes not genitalia ✌️) 😎 Ha. I actually wish I was. I’m a soft touch mostly in real life, sometimes to my detriment! Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Simply Red said: Make as much noise as possible when pumping the missus. Drum n Bass at full vol in the flat whenever you go out. Leave a few hypodermics lying about the communal areas. Even take a shit in it. Be quite difficult to aim a shit into a hypodermic needle, be a fucking mess. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 32 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Be quite difficult to aim a shit into a hypodermic needle, be a fucking mess. Especially the sharp end. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 43 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Used to be you weren’t allowed wooden flooring in some flats for that reason. Acoustic resonance and all that. These houses were built on the cheap in the 50s. Wouldn't have taken it if I'd known. Link to comment
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