What Advice Would You Have Given Your Younger Self?

[Dad]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Punch more huns.

Never turn a ride (from a woman) down.

Don't invest so much hope in the original DWT.

It'll win this weekend probably 👍

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, 1903Fitba said:

Just wish I’d saved a bit more money/been more sensible with finances. 
 

Worked since I was 14 and spent all my cash on drugs/fags/alcohol until I hit about 25. 
 

Shambles. 

only 25?

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, 1903Fitba said:

Just wish I’d saved a bit more money/been more sensible with finances. 
 

Worked since I was 14 and spent all my cash on drugs/fags/alcohol until I hit about 25. 
 

Shambles. 

Do you regret the experiences you had in your late teens/early twenties while spending the money?

I'd guess not so shut the fuck up and enjoy the memories.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

It'll win this weekend probably 👍

If you say that with confidence I'll invest £20 on it.

[1903Fitba]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

Do you regret the experiences you had in your late teens/early twenties while spending the money?

I'd guess not so shut the fuck up and enjoy the memories.

Not at all, but I could have easily chucked £100 a month in savings is all I’m saying. 

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, 1903Fitba said:

Not at all, but I could have easily chucked £100 a month in savings is all I’m saying. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, Dad said:

It'll win this weekend probably 👍

Are you putting AFC on in three singles like?👍

[Parklife]

27 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

You were in uni. Janitor or a quota filling exercise? 

Let's get one thing straight here - I'm several rungs above you in every imaginable way, Wee Sacks. 

[Bluto10]

tbh I was a bit surprised you went to uni too parky

[Betty Swallicks]

Spend less on clize.

Become a male nurse.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

48 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Would probably tell myself to go travelling after uni. Dump the bird and fuck off travelling for as long finances would permit. Wish id realised younger how unimportant work and your job is. 

Not too much else apart from that. 

Homing pigeons are very good at looking after themselves so it's a shame you never did that when you had the opportunity to do so.

[Dad]

11 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Are you putting AFC on in three singles like?👍

A wee side bet that'll be son - no Dons in DWT (or at least anymore)

Too dangerous 

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

tbh I was a bit surprised you went to uni too parky

Uni 

 

LOL. 

[Dad]

28 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

If you say that with confidence I'll invest £20 on it.

Here - I wouldnae do you the disservice of no letting you cast your eyes son .. watch yon space early satday morn sure (or I'll whip it into the bet thread or whatever ✌️) 

 

Realistic odds an e'thing 👍

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Homing pigeons are very good at looking after themselves so it's a shame you never did that when you had the opportunity to do so.

'Mon MAD. Read that back. It's fucking brutal. 

[Betty Swallicks]

14 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Homing pigeons are very good at looking after themselves so it's a shame you never did that when you had the opportunity to do so.

Not if Shaun Ryder is going about.

 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

34 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Let's get one thing straight here - I'm several rungs above you in every imaginable way, Wee Sacks. 

You really are not and please spare me your ridiculous weegie patter.  

[Parklife]

8 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

You really are not 

😂

[Redforever86]

2 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

only 25?

Haha exactly fit I was going to say. Mind I used to get a bonus fae my part time job just before the uni Easter break. So I’d take an extra week off and pish it all up the wall. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Haha exactly fit I was going to say. Mind I used to get a bonus fae my part time job just before the uni Easter break. So I’d take an extra week off and pish it all up the wall. 

Ye mad bastard.

[Poodler]

7 hours ago, Parklife said:

Would probably tell myself to go travelling after uni. Dump the bird and fuck off travelling for as long finances would permit. Wish id realised younger how unimportant work and your job is. 

Not too much else apart from that. 

Sounds like you’re shackled by your bird pal

 

LOL

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

Sounds like you’re shackled by your bird pal

 

LOL

Given I stopped going out with that bird years ago, I'd say it doesn't sound like that at all. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

Sounds like you’re shackled by your bird pal

 

LOL

This coming from the man who quit his cushy nursing job to become a trailing spouse and followed his missus to Australia “for love”.

 

 

LOL

 

 

Now where is that Alanis Morrisette pic?

[dazzy_deff]

10 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Haha exactly fit I was going to say. Mind I used to get a bonus fae my part time job just before the uni Easter break. So I’d take an extra week off and pish it all up the wall. 

Mental like.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

10 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Haha exactly fit I was going to say. Mind I used to get a bonus fae my part time job just before the uni Easter break. So I’d take an extra week off and pish it all up the wall. 

Was par for the course back in the day. 

Spare cash? Party time.

There should be no regrets, best time to enjoy yourself before the shackles (responsibilities) of life kicked in.

[don corleone]

When you're 19 and the gorgeous blond northern Irish bar maid from the pub across from your work asks you out for a drink, firmly tell her to fuck off. This night ends with her flicking on her bedroom light switch and you being faced by a massive union flag on the ceiling and Hun posters and a red hand of Ulster on her walls, she will then go on to tell you the charming story of her birthday being on the 12th if July and how her daddy would take her to the marches as a special treat. You will then go ahead, against you're better judgement and bang her anyway and wake in the morning soaked in the kind of shame that not even caustic soda and a wire brush can remove. Honestly,I'm amazed our cock didn't fall off. Just don't do it, it wasn't worth the shame, you go on to bang plenty of other nice normal lassies. Please, it's a memory that will make you shudder even to this day when recalled. Anyway I'm of to self flagellate as penance for that crime.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 hours ago, Dad said:

A wee side bet that'll be son - no Dons in DWT (or at least anymore)

Too dangerous 

Fair enough, Dad. 👍

The 11/1 with Bet365 for an away for the Dandies on Sunday is too good to turn down. Shame I'm banned from the website though.😔

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 hours ago, Parklife said:

'Mon MAD. Read that back. It's fucking brutal. 

A bit of tongue-in-cheek humour, young Parky, that's all. 

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, don corleone said:

When you're 19 and the gorgeous blond northern Irish bar maid from the pub across from your work asks you out for a drink, firmly tell her to fuck off. This night ends with her flicking on her bedroom light switch and you being faced by a massive union flag on the ceiling and Hun posters and a red hand of Ulster on her walls, she will then go on to tell you the charming story of her birthday being on the 12th if July and how her daddy would take her to the marches as a special treat. You will then go ahead, against you're better judgement and bang her anyway and wake in the morning soaked in the kind of shame that not even caustic soda and a wire brush can remove. Honestly,I'm amazed our cock didn't fall off. Just don't do it, it wasn't worth the shame, you go on to bang plenty of other nice normal lassies. Please, it's a memory that will make you shudder even to this day when recalled. Anyway I'm of to self flagellate as penance for that crime.

You've got a shared cock? 

[BrianFaePerth]

He’s a they/them