What Advice Would You Have Given Your Younger Self?

[sigh]

46 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

was ace at football and been a jogger/lifter since late teens. first marathon in early 20s

nae lazy or unfit. 
 

‘fitness’ /counting calories etc is not my style

Sounds similar - when I said look after yer fitness I didnt mean countin calories etc.

Did Edinburgh marathon back in 2002, done about 8 halfs, also done a fair few cycle endurance events  - I just know that when I stop it takes longer and longer to get back to any sort of fitness again.

Mind you Ive never been a "lifter" - hope thats no shirt lifter?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

Do not get the cock largening surgery from the unlicenced, back-alley Moldovan doctor.

Otaci 2002?🤔

[JumboJET]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Otaci 2002?🤔

No.

London 2021.

[Ke1t]

Emigrate 10 years earlier. 

[Quagmire]

5 hours ago, dave_min said:

Buy Bitcoin.

Correct 

[RAZOR]

A copy of a future sports almanac.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

41 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

No.

London 2021.

Ouch!

[Roberto]

Not every hole is a goal...

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

42 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Not every hole is a goal...

Aye, not when VAR is called upon. 

[Dal Riata Don]

I would want to point out my actual value/worth to my younger self rather than doing myself down.

I'd also have gotten myself mental health advice sooner.

[johnstrac]

Look after your teeth and knees, do more stretching exercises.

[YorkDon]

Eating healthier and better years before I have done, the knock on effect being I’d have been fitter and healthier now instead of having loads of boggling injuries stopping me staying fit.

 

[Don Fonte]

What a bunch of old poofs.

[Roger Ramjet 62]

Don't be so fussy. Shag every bird that throws herself at you. 

[styrofoamplates]

3 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Don't be so fussy. Shag every bird that throws herself at you. 

Even the non-white ones?

[Parklife]

Would probably tell myself to go travelling after uni. Dump the bird and fuck off travelling for as long finances would permit. Wish id realised younger how unimportant work and your job is. 

Not too much else apart from that. 

[Bluto10]

30 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

Look after your teeth and knees, do more stretching exercises.

[Bluto10]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What a bunch of old poofs.

finally. someone sensible talking

[Roger Ramjet 62]

17 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Even the non-white ones?

I don't consider them birds. 

[Roger Ramjet 62]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Would probably tell myself to go travelling after uni. Dump the bird and fuck off travelling for as long finances would permit. Wish id realised younger how unimportant work and your job is. 

Not too much else apart from that. 

You were in uni. Janitor or a quota filling exercise? 

[Don Fonte]

23 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said:

Don't be so fussy. Shag every bird that throws herself at you. 

Roger that.

Completed it.

[Dad]

23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What a bunch of old poofs.

What would you have told yourself son? Get hand enlargement surgery or summat?

[Bluto10]

I’d advise myself to get better grades at school and a proper education.

Save money and invest in a good pension.

And educate on the dangers of alcohol.

 

🫢

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Roger that.

Completed it.

what was his name?

[Dad]

9 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

finally. someone sensible talking

Ah there you go Don - Bloots backing you up ^

 

Vindicated 👍

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

finally. someone sensible talking

Someone had to say it.

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

What would you have told yourself son? Get hand enlargement surgery or summat?

Punch more huns.

Never turn a ride (from a woman) down.

Don't invest so much hope in the original DWT.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

what was his name?

Finchy.

[Roger Ramjet 62]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

I’d advise myself to get better grades at school and a proper education.

Save money and invest in a good pension.

And educate on the dangers of alcohol.

 

🫢

I think I've heard of you. We might have something in common if you're who I've been told you are. 

Do you like to hop?

[1903Fitba]

Just wish I’d saved a bit more money/been more sensible with finances. 
 

Worked since I was 14 and spent all my cash on drugs/fags/alcohol until I hit about 25. 
 

Shambles.