buchanskii Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Its quite impressive that you continue go through all that effort for negative returns. It's like Sisyphus pushing that boulder up the rock for eternity. At which point to do you start to consider an alternative strategy? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Hate to see the uncondensed version of this shite Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 2 minutes ago, buchanskii said: Its quite impressive that you continue go through all that effort for negative returns. It's like Sisyphus pushing that boulder up the rock for eternity. At which point to do you start to consider an alternative strategy? You suggesting death? Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 1 minute ago, buchanskii said: Its quite impressive that you continue go through all that effort for negative returns. It's like Sisyphus pushing that boulder up the rock for eternity. At which point to do you start to consider an alternative strategy? That's what's happening Buchanskii son - since DWT201, much leaner prices hath been sought ✌️ Slow out the blocks first couple, but the day - this is the Day Dad Does 👍 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Hate to see the uncondensed version of this shite You subscribe you fucking cunt Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: Fucked already 🙁 Apologies to all hombres... your hurt is my axe to bear 😔 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Next week is the week Padre. Brian - Fuk off. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 54 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Next week is the week Padre. Brian - Fuk off. For sure son - a limited card to assist the focus 🧘 Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 As predicted by piddler - Leicester lost. Won promotion, intensity gone. pm me for tips next week papa 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 45 minutes ago, Poodler said: As predicted by piddler - Leicester lost. Won promotion, intensity gone. pm me for tips next week papa I backed them on my ACCA, didn't realise they were already promoted. 😄 Foolish. Did similar with Inter tonight. I'm shite at betting. Link to comment
Roberto Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Aye inter fucked me tonight also. 360 quid. Fucking weasels. Var chopped a goal off just on half time to. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Pro tip - bet on teams who don’t lose in less time than it takes to write your shite Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Pro tip - bet on teams who don’t lose in less time than it takes to write your shite Invaluable advice Brizo. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 6 hours ago, maryhilldon said: I backed them on my ACCA, didn't realise they were already promoted. 😄 Foolish. Did similar with Inter tonight. I'm shite at betting. You're shite at everything you little cockroach. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 5 Author Share Posted May 5 8 hours ago, Poodler said: As predicted by piddler - Leicester lost. Won promotion, intensity gone. pm me for tips next week papa Aye cheers son haha Ach I've sussed it now probably; in the 🎒 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 8 hours ago, Don Fonte said: You're shite at everything you little cockroach. Shut the fuck up Dong. Link to comment
Dad Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 DWT204: The Treble Chosen to Halt the Landslide o' Shite (11th May 2024) Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit! Terrific, terrific stuff Welcome back hombres ✌️. This is it then: the day it all starts going right 🙌. Nowt to support this of course - other than Dad's Usual OTT Exuberance. But have a wee glance at the magic... this shit is fucking probable 🤘. When isnae it these days... but for sure - the cunts opted for are chock-full o' purpose; victories essential for their ongoing ambitions. Makes you look at pish different when Table Toppers suddenly go limp 'n' lose at fucking home. Ach here - lessons learnt: On 'n' Up the new usual probably 😎 Perplexing it still was last week, despite the value o' the lessons learnt. Itching Dad is to get the ball a-rollin' for obvious reasons - even if fluked... doesnae matter to Dad. If owt - Dad feels a fucking fluked Treble is long o'erdue; the number o' times Dad hath been slapped across the chops in the most devastating o' ways, makes one feel a smidge miffed at the bias towards failure. If Dad tossed a buttered piece o' toast in the air, no fucking chance it'd land as you'd prefer. To be chucked out regardless tbf... no cunt should eat owt off the deck, butter down or fucking no - but yous get the gist. Dad Feels victimised by Powers that Be - 'n' Dad is fucking pissed off with it 😠 Easy to say patience is a virtue etc... but here: Dad isnae a young lad full o' spunk anymore - Time be Precious. Action needs to fucking happen quick smart, if Dad's to enjoy owt that DWT potentially provides. Sure sure - the delights brought by others involvement, T-Shirt sales 'n' all the rest is a valuable commodity Dad values as dearly as owt... but it goes without saying, that a nice bundle o' cash would be a fucking delight 'n' 'alf ✌️. To be able to reinvest in summat that's brought so much despite its inherent raw state, would feel much like finally paying back that that hath given so much. The desire to reward those whom participate 'n' support is paramount - the same can be said about DWT itsel'. Should Dad e'er be handing keys to a big fancy building that hath just been rented to handle the abundance o' extras DWT requires to facilitate the mammoth it hath become - terrific. That is 'n' always will be the dream: DWT being such a throbbing entity, more 'n' more is needed to contain it. Let's see what happens 🤘 DISCLAIMER: Dad is shit at this. As such, do not under any circumstances, take Dad's Advice seriously. By all means - show solidarity with a tiny fragment o' your incomings if you are absolutely comfortable wi' doing so - but please be very aware, that Dad is in no position to provide owt other than polite thanks for the moral support. Other than that, alls there is, is a solid chance o' disappointment. Ok - serious pish out the way - let's delve in to the fucking numbers 🙌 CURRENT DWT TOTAL IN MAY 2024 STANDS AT: -£20.00 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL IN 2024 STANDS AT: -£496.49 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL OVERALL STANDS AT: -£1415.67 CURRENT DWT RUNNING TOTAL TOWARDS NEXT DOUBLE-DWT STANDS AT: -£46.47 Rancid . Soul destroying acidity deservedly spat at Dad for these ridiculously shit figures. Dad remains in good spirits howe'er, as he himself was amongst those yelling the hurt at himself. Today - the epoxy sets properly 🤘 So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey, whilst arrogantly scoffing pish suggestive o' a 'Sure Thing': IT'S DWT204 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds HEARTS 🔴🟡🟢🟢🟡 dundee 🔴🔴🟡🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 4/6 NEWCASTLE 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢 brighton 🟢🔴🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 1/2 CHELSEA 🟢🟢🟡🔴🟢 nottingham forest 🟢🔴🔴🟡🔴 17:30 GMT 19/20 DWT ODDS: 3.88/1 DWT204 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A HEARTS NEWCASTLE 6/4 B HEARTS CHELSEA 9/4 C NEWCASTLE CHELSEA 1.93/1 HEARTS Since being cunted by the Dons on the 9th Dec 2023, the Jambos have only lost to the huns, the tims & the somewhat less routinely - Ross County Unbeaten in 9 at home they are Hearts... the only defeat way back in December to fellow hun bastards, sevco - solid A bitty shite on the road are dundee; 3 wins in 12 - those being against the fodder (Livi / County / St J) Tough it was to plump for Hearts - cunts they are sure. But here: limited options; a desperation to revive ailing fortunes... needs must sort o' (assuming the fucks win ✌️). Played a couple times already in 2024 have they 'n' dundee: both occasions ended with a 3-2 scoreline to Hearts. Ding dong affairs sure... dundee managed to hold leads in both games afore making a cunt o' it. Expecting to see a smidge more efficiency this time given dundee have apparently decided top 6 is enough to say sucees in advance. Cheers in advance you dark blue bastards 👍 NEWCASTLE 13 goals in 4 games for Newcastle: the intent is obvious... they are gunning for faltering Spurs By the same token, max urgency v much required given revitalised Chelsea are operating under v similar parameters just 2 victories in 10 for visiting brighton... the unsettling effect o' the most likely outgoing De Zerbi is causing much in the way of form destruction Exemplary stuff repping DWT last time out o' course - exactly the kind o' shite we're looking for in this new era o' Pragmatism 😎. One o' the few wi' motivation in these final few weeks... the implosions of teams around them hath handed the Toon a Golden Op to be the best o' the rest outside the Champ League cunts. V much a Fortress these days St James o' course... so tough to see owt other than a comfy cunting o' struggling brighton occurring. Dad certainly believes 👊 CHELSEA Just 1 defeat in 12 for Chelsea - the consistency craved finally appears to be instilled Europe suddenly possible, albeit an outside chance given the form o' Newcastle & gap to Spurs. Alls they can do is win 'n' wait No a great track record generally on the road Chelsea... but if anyone's ripe for the cunting its forest: just 3 wins at home in 13, 8 of which being defeats Much a similar tale to Newcastle's: Europe could happen, if 3 wins are recorded. All o' their games are v winnable indeed - so chomping at the bit they'll fucking be 🤘. 2 wins in 11 for forest - doesnae exactly add up to causing a cunt to follow through. No saying forest willnae give a fuck... but it'll take a fair swodge o' shit luck for them to get relegated now. Final game away to doomed Burnley... that'll be the one they'll save themselves for probably ✌️ "Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost." Dad - July 4th, 2020. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 You lost your marbles old man? This looks winnable 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Terrific choices. Twenty bangers on the nose. Outstanding stuff. 1 Link to comment
Awayfromhomered Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 World class selection 👌 In for the win! 1 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 28 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Got 5.41 on unibet Piss off Brian. 1 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Prefer this one to my quad I put on earlier in week Tenner down 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 Gooooaaallll hahaha fucking yahooooo 🙌🙌🙌🤮🤮🙌🙌😭 Link to comment
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