Dad Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 Ah cheers 8-Ball - much easier to stalk when you walk right into the lions nest 👍 Useless fucking arsehole 'Tenner' 🤤 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 29 minutes ago, Dad said: Ah cheers 8-Ball - much easier to stalk when you walk right into the lions nest 👍 Useless fucking arsehole 'Tenner' 🤤 He's a fucking wanker isn't he. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 31 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: He's a fucking wanker isn't he. An absolute cunt Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 😄 ^ Pair of arsebandits tag teaming again. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 2 hours ago, maryhilldon said: 😄 ^ Pair of arsebandits tag teaming again. Noone e'er teams up wi' 8-Ball: no wonder. Ugly on the inside - and the outside 💩 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 4 minutes ago, Dad said: Noone e'er teams up wi' 8-Ball: no wonder. Ugly on the inside - and the outside 💩 ^ Rattled 😄 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 'Don, Don, look, im having a pop at MHD again. Back me up. Don. DON' Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Fuck off R2-D2 Belter 👍 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 50 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: ^ Rattled 😄 By a midget hun? Hahahaha No son - come on to fuck; I'd bounce you up 'n' down like a basketball Link to comment
Dad Posted February 16 Author Share Posted February 16 55 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: ^ Rattled 😄 52 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: 'Don, Don, look, im having a pop at MHD again. Back me up. Don. DON' Posts one after the o'er a couple minutes apart... Seems to Dad you be the one rattlin' there 8-Ball 😱 Ach now I've fucking done it 😑 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 5 hours ago, Dad said: Posts one after the o'er a couple minutes apart... Seems to Dad you be the one rattlin' there 8-Ball 😱 Ach now I've fucking done it 😑 Haha. Idiotic auld creep. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That’s my bantz. But I’m flattered you’re using it. As you were. It's always all about you eh? You just had to get involved. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: A light hearted jocular post from me and you reply in your usual angry, Friday night,canned up tae fuck style. Pipe the fuck down Tommy Thumb. I'm never angry. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: A light hearted jocular post from me and you reply in your usual angry, Friday night,canned up tae fuck style. Pipe the fuck down Tommy Thumb. Every time i post after teatime you accuse me of being angry and pished. 😀 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: I don’t. It's your 'go to' jibe. Every week. You're very predictable. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Guys, guys, guys. You’re all complete cunts Link to comment
Dad Posted February 17 Author Share Posted February 17 So here it is - the one that finds that sweet spot between 'WHAT??' 'n' 'WOW 🙌' by certifying coverage as well as promising rollercoasters: It's DWT195 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds BARNSLEY 🟢🟡🔴🟢🟢 fleetwood town 🔴🟢🟢🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 23/20 MORECAMBE 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟡 afc wimbledon 🟢🟡🟢🔴🔴 15:00 GMT 5/1 WREXHAM 🔴🔴🔴🟢🟢 notts county 🔴🔴🟡🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 19/20 24.16/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 9’s last week; over 24's this week - we go crazy once again 🤘. Sure sure - we need to get serious... but to Dad, this week is that wi' bells on; full of vibrance, hope 'n' gritty realism. The numbers alone'll have cunts reaching for the 'no thanks' sweatshirt - but here: at least read The Reasonings. There's much to be fawned o'er here... Dad's been paying attention - honest ✌️ DWT195 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A BARNSLEY MORECAMBE 11.9/1 B BARNSLEY WREXHAM 3.19/1 C MORECAMBE WREXHAM 10.7/1 BARNSLEY begin the wonders: THE form team (over 10 games) in League 1... perhaps reason alone that folks think Dad'll hex 'em. Fuck you v much if that applies to you... see it's that kind o' thinking that drags away the positivity: ditch that shite 'n' get believing' 👊. Bottom lines: Barnsley are 4th, Fleetwood are fucking 23rd. This'll be solid (Stockport last week-solid 🤘). MORECAMBE sure... this is the one. Dads v v obvious Keystone... that price! Holy fucking shitbags. Dad had a few at this sort of mark eyeballed for Keystoneage... but it was the combined forces of Dad's Incessant Belief that afc dons are overrated pish (no to mention recently robbed of their top-scoring best player) plus Morecambe actually doing pretty fucking decent in recent times... certainly better than 5 to fucking 1 suggests. Here - it's out there. The price'd be high even if more reflective of Morecambe's recent terrific-ness... we need shit to go our way in all sorts of fashions. But Morecambe are capable. Their opponents are above them in the league on fucking goal difference. Last time they played Morecambe won 4-1. You can see the facts yoursels 🤚 WREXHAM back then... even despite losing as a DWT Pick twice out the last 3 times reppin'. Finally they snapped yon losing streak they were on: a disgusting run that saw them slip 1 shitey wee goal home (consolation to the 3 popped in by Salford 😭). Aye here - beating Sutton United may no be indicative of Champions League readiness - but it does fill the Confidence Tank up a chunk, which Dad Believes is the real reason behind the mysterious slump. A wee reminder: Ah here - we ARE shit 'ot 😎. Cannae see the cunts losing two at home in a row, can yous? Be fine 👍 Link to comment
BaaBaaRedSheep Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 🤞faither. Remember in the thoughts of the prick known as Derek Adams Morecambe are 100 times better than Ross County, so should beat a team of Wombles..... 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 17 Author Share Posted February 17 6 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said: 🤞faither. Remember in the thoughts of the prick known as Derek Adams Morecambe are 100 times better than Ross County, so should beat a team of Wombles..... A better team without the cunt as well - in the bag probably 😎 Link to comment
Dad Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 So here it is - the one that recognises the need for maximising the stats after DWT195's Double that didnae bring Profit debacle: It's DWT196 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds PORT VALE 🔴🔴🟡🔴🔴 lincoln city 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 13/10 TRANMERE ROVERS 🟢🔴🔴🟡🟢 forest green 🔴🟢🔴🟡🔴 15:00 GMT 9/5 WREXHAM 🟡🟢🟢🔴🔴 gillingham 🟡🔴🟡🟢🟡 15:00 GMT 7/5 14.46/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎 Over 24’s last week; over 14's this week - the balance is a much more middling style this week sure... no cunt without a properly fucking terrific chance o' victory. Dad'd love to tie a 5+ to one effort with a couple sure firers e'ery fucking week... just well - the combo didnae exist... no one that got Dad's Eyes ablaze anyhow 😍. Instead, we turn to rugged, effective heroes - all perhaps feeling a smidge o' doubt hath entered the normal swell o' backers crowding round 'em. Ok maybes no quite that level - no all o' 'em anyhow - but for sure, reasoning is easy to come by - let's fucking say that ✌️ DWT196 - The Doubles DOUBLE TEAM A TEAM B Odds A PORT VALE TRANMERE ROVERS 5.44/1 B PORT VALE WREXHAM 4.52/1 C TRANMERE ROVERS WREXHAM 5.72/1/ PORT VALE amongst it for the first time in a fucking good whiley... 'n' to be fair - no exactly in inspiring form 😑. But there is a new manager in the building: Big Daz Moore 😎. Ok it's been slow out the blocks... but let's be fair to Daz - both o' them were away, which whilst in itself isnae a reason to to excuse defeat, is at least an excuse. Back home - familiar cunts... friendly faces 🫶. All that for sure, will rummage up enough to beat fucking Lincoln 👍 TRANMERE ROVERS up next - been an eye on them for a spell sure... Dad's Muse, Nigel Adkins hath steadied the ship in style 😎. A step too far it was to back them against Stockport so Dad thought... 'n' boy oh boy did Dad pay for fucking that - hoo mama haha 😭. put an end to a 3-game run without a win... which whilst maybes cause for some worry, analysis o' these affairs shows close exciting encounters where our Heroes were perhaps a smidge unfortunate to taste defeat. Dad's saying they arenae pish - so the Stockport demolition proved. Away off they'll go on another winning run sure 👊 WREXHAM again: Dad's plucking this particular apple oft these days 🍎; here - the prices scream 'pick me 🤚', despite the stats showing won: 2, lost: 2 for DWT appearances of late (since DWT182). But for Dad, there's plenty scope to believe they'll be off on another winning run as of right now... scores were v, v kind to them last week: pish like that has a positive effect much the time probably 👍. Just the 1 win in 7 for hosts Gillingham: they are fucking pish the now haha - in the satchel 💼 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 So close, however your judgement is fucking awful at times, Port Vale last won a game in late December and their opponents last lost 1st January, so you go Port Vale win. Anyway, congratulations on your double. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, shut up meg said: So close, however your judgement is fucking awful at times, Port Vale last won a game in late December and their opponents last lost 1st January, so you go Port Vale win. Anyway, congratulations on your double. New manager at Vale son - worth a bash at home Anyhow what you on abaht? All three lo... Oh I see - fuck you son 🖕 Link to comment
Roberto Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Terrible shout with Vale. Terrible. Genuinely probably your worst shout for a long long time. If you'd not gone with the attention seeking shout you could have picked a winner. Keep it simple next week. Back to basics. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 24 Author Share Posted February 24 6 minutes ago, Roberto said: Terrible shout with Vale. Terrible. Genuinely probably your worst shout for a long long time. If you'd not gone with the attention seeking shout you could have picked a winner. Keep it simple next week. Back to basics. Ach here son - there's an onus on pushing envelopes... Summat different from the super obvious. Big Daz will get a winner any second probably - vale'll suss it then go on to better. But aye here - a winner a must next week; I'll find the formula 🤚 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 7 minutes ago, Roberto said: Genuinely probably your worst shout for a long long time. Well, since he backed Charlton who hadn't won in 14 games a couple of weeks ago. Link to comment
Roberto Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Just now, Dad said: Ach here son - there's an onus on pushing envelopes... Summat different from the super obvious. Big Daz will get a winner any second probably - vale'll suss it then go on to better. But aye here - a winner a must next week; I'll find the formula 🤚 Ach all good. I just put on Taylor Swift documentary. That'll cheer me up. Link to comment
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