Dads Weekly Treble - The Condensed Version

[Dad]

After an unsuccessful trial version there a wee whiley ago - Dad went away, had a wee think about it... then decided to do it anyhow: the desire cannae be fucking halted 🤘

And for sure - whilst perusing the Acc thread each and every, I've noticed a dwindling of belief o'er there... discussions beginning in earnest about reducing teams and all the rest: a slot therefore available for a Weekly Wager that is steeped in lil other than Hope And Wonder.

And here - Dad doesnae miss the mentions: Hombres will mention time-to-time summat fleeting about DWT returning - and whilst there'll be a few who arenae so delighted... fuck em 🖕

 

It's all about timing things nicely - and for sure, Dads Belief in current statistics, has proved suffice in prompting a Trio whom are trusted absolutely in actually delivering the merchandise. Win today - and it's a marker in the sand: The Day DWT Went Viral Probably 🙌

 

As always - Dad'd love to see some pardners declare participation... the seeds of the Clique of Heroes sewn early and well, just in time for a summers-worth of nourishment and exponential growth. Proper exciting shite potential Dad reckons... dinnae let the chance of a wonderful journey pass you by ✌️

 

FYI: Any cunt who doesnae trust Dads Judgement - please be aware that the picks are linked to the match previews over at SofaScore (a terrific, terrific resource sure - off the page), where further investigation and news can be sought for further reassurance - terrific 👍

 

See yous at Hampden 🎉

 

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that nods confidently at DWT153, thanks it for the inspiration and vows to continue its good work with summat fucking fantastic:

 

It's DWT154

 

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
HIBERNIAN 🟡🟢🔴🔴🔴	st mirren 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟡	15:00 GMT	21/20
DUNDEE UNITED 🟢🟢🟢🔴🟡	st johnstone 🟡🔴🔴🔴🟡	15:00 GMT	2/1
ASTON VILLA 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟢	wolverhampton wanderers 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢	15:00 GMT	29/20

 

 

14.07/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

 

 

Over 42’s last week; over 14's this week - ok fine; we gots out hands on gold there last week, with a magnificent final 5 minutes... Dad liked it - he doesnae want to push it ✌️. Limited options this week sure... right into those all-important final few fixtures we is. Still some tasty shit on offer, despite the dwindling numbers... and Dads decided Scotland is the place where success will be had (plus England a bitty too) 🙌

 

 

DWT154 - The Doubles

 

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	HIBERNIAN	DUNDEE UNITED	5.15/1
B	HIBERNIAN	ASTON VILLA	4.02/1
C	DUNDEE UNITED	ASTON VILLA	6.35/1

 

 

VI - THE REASONINGS

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HIBERNIAN up first... and aye for sure - risky haha - cunts call it Hibsing it for the love of fuck. But obviously there's a time or two when they actually do roll up the sleeves and get to fucking work proper - beginning to fucking end ✊. It a question of what you believe'll play out... and for sure in terms of points to gain here in the top 6 portion of the league, home vs. st mirren is going to be one with eyeballs staring expectantly on. Onus is with then in the H2H: 1-0 in paisley, 3-0 in Edinburgh the time afore that... there's reason to be optimistic ✌️

 

***

 

DUNDEE UNITED up next - and there they fucking are by fuck, ready to claw themselves right out of hassle. A win against sainties puts them right there in pole position for obvious safety. New manager and all the rest at sainties... but I tell yous - I think they're the cunts who'll be scrapping with killie come the final couple games (assuming ross county are defo the bottom lot o' losers) - mark Dads words 🤙

 

***

 

ASTON VILLA round things off - eager they'll be to get straight back on the hobby horse, after the loss at Old Trafford. Never an easy place to win is molineaux... but ach - yon 6-0 cunting by Brighton there last week - they'll be struggling to lift themselves I reckon... and Villa arenae a team you wanna be down in the dumps against - hoo mama 🙌

[Ten Caat]

Thank fuck you haven't jinxed my treble 

What you have went for is eminently sensible and decentish odds. However just cannot want Hibs to win, same applies to the DABS

Ah no

[dazzy_deff]

20 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Thank fuck you haven't jinxed my treble 

What you have went for is eminently sensible and decentish odds. However just cannot want Hibs to win, same applies to the DABS

Ah no

He's jinxed the fuckin hat acca. Dithery old cunt.

[Dad]

Nowt like positive thinking 👍 

 

Miserable cunts 

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

57 minutes ago, Dad said:

So here it is - the one that nods confidently at DWT153, thanks it for the inspiration and vows to continue its good work with summat fucking fantastic:

 

It's DWT154

 

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
HIBERNIAN 🟡🟢🔴🔴🔴	st mirren 🔴🔴🟢🟢🟡	15:00 GMT	21/20
DUNDEE UNITED 🟢🟢🟢🔴🟡	st johnstone 🟡🔴🔴🔴🟡	15:00 GMT	2/1
ASTON VILLA 🔴🟢🟡🟢🟢	wolverhampton wanderers 🔴🟢🔴🟢🟢	15:00 GMT	29/20

 

 

14.07/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

 

 

Over 42’s last week; over 14's this week - ok fine; we gots out hands on gold there last week, with a magnificent final 5 minutes... Dad liked it - he doesnae want to push it ✌️. Limited options this week sure... right into those all-important final few fixtures we is. Still some tasty shit on offer, despite the dwindling numbers... and Dads decided Scotland is the place where success will be had (plus England a bitty too) 🙌

 

 

DWT154 - The Doubles

 

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	HIBERNIAN	DUNDEE UNITED	5.15/1
B	HIBERNIAN	ASTON VILLA	4.02/1
C	DUNDEE UNITED	ASTON VILLA	6.35/1

 

 

VI - THE REASONINGS

------------------------

HIBERNIAN up first... and aye for sure - risky haha - cunts call it Hibsing it for the love of fuck. But obviously there's a time or two when they actually do roll up the sleeves and get to fucking work proper - beginning to fucking end ✊. It a question of what you believe'll play out... and for sure in terms of points to gain here in the top 6 portion of the league, home vs. st mirren is going to be one with eyeballs staring expectantly on. Onus is with then in the H2H: 1-0 in paisley, 3-0 in Edinburgh the time afore that... there's reason to be optimistic ✌️

 

***

 

DUNDEE UNITED up next - and there they fucking are by fuck, ready to claw themselves right out of hassle. A win against sainties puts them right there in pole position for obvious safety. New manager and all the rest at sainties... but I tell yous - I think they're the cunts who'll be scrapping with killie come the final couple games (assuming ross county are defo the bottom lot o' losers) - mark Dads words 🤙

 

***

 

ASTON VILLA round things off - eager they'll be to get straight back on the hobby horse, after the loss at Old Trafford. Never an easy place to win is molineaux... but ach - yon 6-0 cunting by Brighton there last week - they'll be struggling to lift themselves I reckon... and Villa arenae a team you wanna be down in the dumps against - hoo mama 🙌

Good chance there faither, good luck auld yin.

You haven't jinxed my overs perm on matches @ Clyde, Edinburgh, QOS and Stenhousemuir so 🤞the mutual bank balances are increased by 5pm this evening. 

 

[Dad]

Just now, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Good chance there faither, good luck auld yin.

You haven't jinxed my overs perm on matches @ Clyde, Edinburgh, QOS and Stenhousemuir so 🤞the mutual bank balances are increased by 5pm this evening. 

 

See you in Vegas son 🙌

[Roberto]

I have Dundee Utd as well.

Reloading.

[Don Fonte]

I'm in. That alone makes this week a winner.

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

I'm in. That alone makes this week a winner.

Double jinx. FFS

[Dad]

6 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I have Dundee Utd as well.

Reloading.

Stay committed Rob son - they'll be fine 👍

[Dad]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I'm in. That alone makes this week a winner.

Welcome back brother 😎

[Ten Caat]

Just waiting on Chico III to interrupt the coronation to announce

"That auld prick @Dad has jinxed my treble too"

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

36 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Just waiting on Chico III to interrupt the coronation to announce

"That auld prick @Dad has jinxed my treble too"

Had the choice of watching the coronation or going to watch relegated Peterhead versus Falkirk with some pals.

Quite a dilemma eh🤔.

[Roberto]

36 minutes ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Had the choice of watching the coronation or going to watch relegated Peterhead versus Falkirk with some pals.

Quite a dilemma eh🤔.

Yeah I guess, given you've got no pals.

 

Hahahahahaha

Haha

Ha....

Ech hem. Yeah.

[Ten Caat]

Off to a flier 🤣

[Dad]

Ah here - that hasnae helped. Ah no.

 

A big second half coming up Dad Fans 🙌

 

[Ten Caat]

And it's all over

Another £20 sails off down Pops' cludgie

Bonus result.....he drags @Don Fonte down with him

Hoo mama

[Dad]

It was shite - ah no.

 

See yous next week 👋🏼

[Dad]

2 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

And it's all over

Another £20 sails off down Pops' cludgie

Bonus result.....he drags @Don Fonte down with him

Hoo mama

What's on the agenda the night son - prank calling gym teachers you're jealous of?

[Don Fonte]

28 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

And it's all over

Another £20 sails off down Pops' cludgie

Bonus result.....he drags @Don Fonte down with him

Hoo mama

If I hadn't got involved it'd have been zero from three.

Steady progress for the DWT.

See you next week.

[Dad]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

If I hadn't got involved it'd have been zero from three.

Steady progress for the DWT.

See you next week.

Here apologies Don - I wanted it to be perfect for the big reunion and all the rest... ne'er happens when you want it too ✌️

 

Limited card again next week - but after having a wee glance there, Dad Knows 😎

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Dad said:

Here apologies Don - I wanted it to be perfect for the big reunion and all the rest... ne'er happens when you want it too ✌️

 

Limited card again next week - but after having a wee glance there, Dad Knows 😎

Profit guaranteed next weekend.

[Roberto]

Glad I reloaded after Dad's DU shout. Phew.

I'm still in and got couple games tomorrow now for 400 quid.

[BrianFaePerth]

Can’t beat starting something new right before the close season. Arsehole.

[Poodler]

33 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Can’t beat starting something new right before the close season. Arsehole.

I predict there will no winners for the next three months 

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

On 5/6/2023 at 12:23 PM, Roberto said:

Yeah I guess, given you've got no pals.

 

Hahahahahaha

Haha

Ha....

Ech hem. Yeah.

Yep, only the fifteen (15) of us went to feckin' freezin' Peterhead. 

Keep on laughing at yer own jokes min.

 

[Ten Caat]

8 hours ago, Poodler said:

I predict there will no winners for the next three months years

FIFY

[Roberto]

10 hours ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Yep, only the fifteen (15) of us went to feckin' freezin' Peterhead. 

Keep on laughing at yer own jokes min.

 

Whoosh chief.

I WAS taking the piss out of myself with low level humour. Jesus. Keep ih heid. 

[Dad]

So here it is - the one that has dealt with the sting of yon slap of disappointment issued last week, with an icing of the face and a swiftly growing determination no to be on the receiving end again:

 

It's DWT155

 

 

 

DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Kick-Off Time	Odds
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 🟢🔴🟡🔴🔴	aston villa 🔴🔴🟢🟡🟢	15:00 GMT	2/1
FULHAM ATHLETIC 🟢🔴🔴🔴🟢	southampton 🔴🔴🔴🟡🔴	15:00 GMT	29/20
BOLTON WANDERERS 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟡	barnsley 🔴🟡🔴🟢🟡	15:00 GMT	11/8

 

 

16.46/1 we get for this selection – terrific 😎

 

 

Over 14’s last week; over 16's this week - had my cheeky wee eyeballs on this combo as early as Monday (afore the Monday Night Fixtures)... as high as 18.33/1 twas that night. Obviously, this dropped a bitty after that - ah no. Here - best safe than sorry: Dad'll happily shave a tenner or so if it means peace of mind ✊. Be good that like... pissing and moaning about a missed tenner, rather than hopes and dreams down the fucking toilet pan haha - hoo mama 🤟

 

 

DWT155 - The Doubles

DOUBLE	TEAM A	TEAM B	Odds
A	TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR	FULHAM ATHLETIC	6.35/1
B	TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR	BOLTON WANDERERS	6.13/1
C	FULHAM ATHLETIC	BOLTON WANDERERS	4.82/1

 

VI - THE REASONINGS

------------------------

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR up first then sure... a well-publicised tough time they've had of it for a wee bitty - hoo mama. Still - a win there last time out, and just in the fucking nick of time, if they're to rescue a wee smidge o' Europe next term. Out of their hands alas, with Brighton enjoying a couple of games in hand... no choice but to fucking win and hope. Tough it'll be - 5 wins in a row at home for villa; but Dad feels they've peaked a touch early. After Spurs beat them - they've Brighton to play... so essentially they could be the key to Tottenhams success - just do your part Spurs son, terrific 👍

***

FULHAM ATHLETIC up next; a three-game losing streak snapped in fantastic fashion there on Monday... five goals smashed home in the comprehensive fucking up of Leicester 🙌. The winning feeling - terrific 😎. On the road they'll travel to southampton with 3200 supporters in tow - off the page 🤘. Letting the hopeless bottom cunts defeat you when that sort of party is in swing - they willnae let that happen, fear fucking no 🤙

***

BOLTON WANDERERS round us off... the first leg of the all-important Play-Off with Barnsley. Gotta win your 'ome games - that's Bread 'n' Butter shite that - and for sure, there'll be enthusiasm a fucking plenty at the Reebok, making sure an advantage is taken into the second leg. An advantage it'll be - Dad's sure of that by fuck... just by how much is the real question. No that DWT gives much a fuck about that (helps calm the nerves... fair enough 👍).