Barbecues

[JumboJET]

Hi all, 

I am having a barbecue this afternoon, and have purchased beef burgers, chipolatas, chicken wings, chicken drumsticks, and various accompaniments (including tattie salad) for the side of the plate.

What do you like to have on the BBQ? And do you have any top tips for perfecting it?

Take care,

Big_Jumbo. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Shrimp 

[Zeus]

Burgers (nae bun)

[BrianFaePerth]

New Orleans steak is a favourite.

Trick is it give it 10 mins on the hot plate at the end.

[Poodler]

Corn/cob (lots of butter and wrapped in foil) 

[Fridge]

It’s gay when you have a gas one. Half the fun is lighting the fucker and needlessly firing on heaps of lighter fluid.

[Bluto10]

barbeques 

lol

 

 

 

prefer to go out to a terrace and pay for it

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

barbeques 

lol

 

 

 

prefer to go out to a terrace and pay for it

^^ not got a garden lol

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

^^ not got a garden lol

^^^^
not got any decent terrace cafes locally

 

 

 

lol

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

^^^^
not got any decent terrace cafes locally

 

 

 

lol

Do actually. Can walk to one overlooking the Indian Ocean, but sometimes better having a swim in your own pool before firing up the grill.

[Don Fonte]

58 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I hate garden barbecues and the utter wankery that goes with it.Ridiculous when youve got a cooker inside the house.I associate said events with big plummy golf wankers. 
 A real barbecue is when you’re camping with no other means to cook the food and you have to build a fire from scratch. 

I hope you're catching & killing the food yourself?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, JumboJET said:

Hi all, 

I am having a barbecue this afternoon, and have purchased beef burgers, chipolatas, chicken wings, chicken drumsticks, and various accompaniments (including tattie salad) for the side of the plate.

What do you like to have on the BBQ? And do you have any top tips for perfecting it?

Take care,

Big_Jumbo. 

Hi jumbo. Thanks for the invite. 

Fillet steak, lamb steaks, pork belly. Everything else is food for kids at a bbq. 
 

I do hope it’s not a gas bbq, if it is, just sit in your kitchen and cook and stop pretending to be the ‘grill man’ or anything equally as cringy. 
 

Kudos to you if you are actually bbqing with a coal fired bbq, and I’ll retract my previous comment immediately. 
 

Modern day men simply are clueless about bbq’s. An embarrassment. 

[Parklife]

Also having a BBQ this PM. 

Got burgers, chicken kebabs, chorizo sausages, Cumberland sausages & ribs to fire on it. 

Loads of wine and beer to go with it too. ☀️☀️

[Howard Marks]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Also having a BBQ this PM. 

Got burgers, chicken kebabs, chorizo sausages, Cumberland sausages & ribs to fire on it. 

Loads of wine and beer to go with it too. ☀️☀️

Love a Cumbernauld sausage.

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Also having a BBQ this PM. 

Got burgers, chicken kebabs, chorizo sausages, Cumberland sausages & ribs to fire on it. 

Loads of wine and beer to go with it too. ☀️☀️

Chicken kebabs acceptable. (Just) 

Ribs, like this a lot. Home rub? 
 

The rest an abomination. Chorizo sausages on a bbq. 😂😂😂😂😂

[CCB III]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I hate garden barbecues and the utter wankery that goes with it.Ridiculous when youve got a cooker inside the house.I associate said events with big plummy golf wankers. 
 A real barbecue is when you’re camping with no other means to cook the food and you have to build a fire from scratch. 

Haha

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, North east Cobian said:

Chicken kebabs acceptable. (Just) 

Ribs, like this a lot. Home rub? 
 

The rest an abomination. Chorizo sausages on a bbq. 😂😂😂😂😂

Lucky you're not invited then eh, Cunto? 

 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Lucky you're not invited then eh, Cunto? 

 

I’ll thank my lucky stars I’m not at the worst bbq spread planet earth has ever seen. 
Have another sausage? 😂😂😂

Chorizo sausages on a bbq 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

Cant be serious. 

[CCB III]

Red meat is best on the BBQ. Can leave the chicken imo

[CCB III]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Also having a BBQ this PM. 

Got burgers, chicken kebabs, chorizo sausages, Cumberland sausages & ribs to fire on it. 

Loads of wine and beer to go with it too. ☀️☀️

Enjoy brother 😎

[Reed or deed]

Some dildos for complete arseholes on this thread.

It’s a barbecue/ a bit of fun not a fucking test of your character.

Bellends

[Reed or deed]

Fuck 

The

Hun

Bastards

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Enjoy brother 😎

Much appreciated. 

Hope you're out enjoying the sun too. 

4 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Some dildos for complete arseholes on this thread.

It’s a barbecue/ a bit of fun not a fucking test of your character.

Bellends

Haha. Exactly. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I hate garden barbecues and the utter wankery that goes with it.Ridiculous when youve got a cooker inside the house.I associate said events with big plummy golf wankers. 
 A real barbecue is when you’re camping with no other means to cook the food and you have to build a fire from scratch. 

Ok, Bear.😄

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Do actually. Can walk to one overlooking the Indian Ocean, but sometimes better having a swim in your own pool before firing up the grill.

Are you feart of sharks like, Brian, or is it the other way about?🤔

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Are you feart of sharks like, Brian, or is it the other way about?🤔

Eh don’t swim in the ocean. Full of weird creatures and aberdonians.

[Zeus]

Have couple yon chicken and chorizo skewers on the BBQ just now

Terrific 

[Reed or deed]

Yon eh chicken and sweetcorn soup on ih barbie cos i wunt ti git ma denner

[Zeus]

Yir a fat cunt 

[Don Fonte]

Pork belly.

Steak & pepper skewers.

Boneless chicken thighs.

Lamb steaks.