Barbecues

[Howard Marks]

Folk that get riled by what other people eat are interesting characters.

Imagine getting wound by what people have on their BBQ or put on top of their pizza.

[JumboJET]

1 hour ago, North east Cobian said:

Hi jumbo. Thanks for the invite. 

Fillet steak, lamb steaks, pork belly. Everything else is food for kids at a bbq. 
 

I do hope it’s not a gas bbq, if it is, just sit in your kitchen and cook and stop pretending to be the ‘grill man’ or anything equally as cringy. 
 

Kudos to you if you are actually bbqing with a coal fired bbq, and I’ll retract my previous comment immediately. 
 

Modern day men simply are clueless about bbq’s. An embarrassment. 

Yes, mine is a coal-fired BBQ.

[manboobs109]

I bought a smoker last year, what a fucking cunt about that was. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t swim in the ocean. Full of weird creatures and aberdonians.

Wimp

[Poodler]

Pics of your food/ aprons boyzzzz

[milne_afc]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t swim in the ocean. Full of weird creatures and aberdonians.

Leave the Piper Alpha stuff to @Dad

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t swim in the ocean. Full of weird creatures and aberdonians.

And what about your swimming pool?

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t swim in the ocean. Full of weird creatures and aberdonians.

I’m the same, nae a great swimmer anyway but fuck taking on jaws. I was in Barbados when my girls were young, everyone jumped off the boat as it was a tour thing, they went in in too (wearing life jackets) My blood pressure was going through the roof. Nae need to take the chance of drowning or getting eaten by sharks

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Fridge said:

 I was in Barbados 

#HumbleBrag 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

#HumbleBrag 

Yeah I was boasting about being in another country you fucking dick.

So while I’m here I bought 160 villas. You ever left Falkirk?

[Parklife]

Just now, Fridge said:

Yeah I was boasting about being in another country you fucking dick.

So while I’m here I bought 160 villas. You ever left Falkirk?

^ Rattled. 

 

[Reed or deed]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Were the girls paying a visit to their biological dad’s place of origin? 

Speak to meh speak to meh.

Am sooper hanz the boy that is never off the AFC chat forum cos i’ve got nae pals

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

^ Rattled. 

 

I assume our skirmishes you know I don’t give a fuck.

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, Parklife said:

#HumbleBrag 

Not having a go here but that's not a #humblebrag, it's just a plain old #brag.

[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Not having a go here but that's not a #humblebrag, it's just a plain old #brag.

What has naebody else here not been to Barbados? It’s nae difficult to travel is it. Fuck me. I wasn’t showing off, just telling fact.

[Poodler]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

FTH. Fuck knows what’s happened here 

[Reed or deed]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

😂 wow that was easy .  Ok, so do you have lots of ‘pals’?

Speak to meh, speak to meh.

You should go on to facebook it’s more your wavelength

[Dad]

14 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What has naebody else here not been to Barbados? It’s nae difficult to travel is it. Fuck me. I wasn’t showing off, just telling fact.

Did you get your butler a separate room you fucking bloated afro-envying cunt?

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

Did you get your butler a separate room you fucking bloated afro-envying cunt?

Yes.

Yes I did.

And shagged his wife.

[Ramandu]

Top and tail a pineapple, cut off the skin, and wrap it in tinfoil with brown sugar & cinnamon. BBQ, chop up & eat. Perfect way to finish a meat heavy meal.

You're welcome.

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

In which respect?

Seeking attention.

[Bournemouth Gee]

BBQ wood chips. Change your life

[manboobs109]

43 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What has naebody else here not been to Barbados? It’s nae difficult to travel is it. Fuck me. I wasn’t showing off, just telling fact.

I couldn't give a shit Fridgeo, wouldn't go to Barbados if you paid me. Just pointing out the misuse of humblebrag 

[Fridge]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I couldn't give a shit Fridgeo, wouldn't go to Barbados if you paid me. Just pointing out the misuse of humblebrag 

It wasn’t I just have been there.

[manboobs109]

Just now, Fridge said:

It wasn’t I just have been there.

You're missing my point pal. 

Stand down.

[Fridge]

38 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You're missing my point pal. 

Stand down.

Fair enough

[CCB III]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Not having a go here but that's not a #humblebrag, it's just a plain old #brag.

It's a lovely day. 
 

Stop ticketing poor cunts in for their lottery tickets and craic on with a beer.

 

Life is too short, Moobs. 

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, CCB III said:

It's a lovely day. 
 

Stop ticketing poor cunts in for their lottery tickets and craic on with a beer.

 

Life is too short, Moobs. 

Long weekend Stud. I'm actually trying to make my decking look semi respectable while drinking strong cider. 

I'm not a man who enjoys working in the garden.

Edit to say "was" as I sacked it off 2 hours ago. 

[Parklife]

Chorizo sausages were banging @North east Cobian 

You need to expand your horizons, you gimp. 

[Bluto10]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Pork belly.

Steak & pepper skewers.

Lamb steaks.

^^^^ best suggestion on here (by far)

lob in a cotc for some token veg.