What Job Could You Do With One Week's Training

[Ramandu]

What job do you reckon you could do with a week's training? I'm not saying you have to do it brilliantly, just well enough to not get fired. Obviously it can't be related to something you've already done or trained for.

I'd happily have a crack at:

Train driver

Secondary teacher (not music, art or languages)

Linesman/4th Official

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

What job do you reckon you could do with a week's training? I'm not saying you have to do it brilliantly, just well enough to not get fired. Obviously it can't be related to something you've already done or trained for.

I'd happily have a crack at:

Train driver

Secondary teacher (not music, art or languages)

Linesman/4th Official

99% of the jobs in the world you could do I reckon, providing you had the correct materials to train on and a decent teacher. 

Things that require certain muscle skills like a surgeon etc excluded, or things that require memorising a load of knowledge like a lawyer or GP. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Anything to do with the caterin' or leisure industry.  Fuckin caker.

[sigh]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

99% of the jobs in the world you could do I reckon, providing you had the correct materials to train on and a decent teacher. 

Things that require certain muscle skills like a surgeon etc excluded, or things that require memorising a load of knowledge like a lawyer or GP. 

Its all on google, dont have to memorise much nowadays

[Ke1t]

16 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

What job do you reckon you could do with a week's training? I'm not saying you have to do it brilliantly, just well enough to not get fired. Obviously it can't be related to something you've already done or trained for.

I'd happily have a crack at:

Train driver

Secondary teacher (not music, art or languages)

Linesman/4th Official

Any 'trade'.

Realistically we could train chimps to be plumbers and electrician. 

 

[Don Fonte]

Submarine pilot.

[Poodler]

Internet forum moderator 

 

H&S officer in Senegal 

[Betty Swallicks]

Any job that is primarily done by women. 

 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Month of July everybody fancies construction.  Month of February, fuck that.

[Fridge]

Other than brain surgery I reckon I could work it out.

Common sense (which is lacked by many fuckwits) will get you through.

[Dal Riata Don]

Scottish football ref

Butlins Red Coat

Member of Parliament 

Member of the House of Lords

Member of any EU governmental organization

Gigolo.  

[aberdeen1970]

A place at left back for Aberdeen. 

[Parklife]

Concrete pump driver. 

[milne_afc]

Chef

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Any job that is primarily done by women. 

 

That another dig @Poodler? 

[sigh]

40 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Concrete pump driver. 

See if you were driving a ready mix concrete lorry and were going right around a roundabout but the mixer was on and rotating left what would happen?

Would the forces balance out and the concrete not get mixed?

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, sigh said:

See if you were driving a ready mix concrete lorry and were going right around a roundabout but the mixer was on and rotating left what would happen?

Would the forces balance out and the concrete not get mixed?

No, because the Earth's rotation would keep it goin'😜

[Ten Caat]

Tennis umpire

Prime Minister

Breakfast TV presenter

[Ando]

GP. Cunts are barely more than glorified Google Searchers these days, if the last time I darkened the door of a GP Surgery is anything to go by. 

[sigh]

4 minutes ago, Ando said:

GP. Cunts are barely more than glorified Google Searchers these days, if the last time I darkened the door of a GP Surgery is anything to go by. 

You a painter?

Take you more than a week to learn your trade?

[Ando]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I thought he meant he pished on the door.

Break the (ron)seal.

[Simply Red]

Reckon i could get up to Olympic level curling in days. (Never done it)

 

[chief_wiggum]

Submersible/submarine captain

[Reed or deed]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Anything to do with the caterin' or leisure industry.  Fuckin caker.

Is that like a spin off from cake maker in the caterin industry?

[Reed or deed]

1. Food critic - pompous wankers.

2.Wine taster.

No training needed

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Is that like a spin off from cake maker in the caterin industry?

Pun was intended.  Didn't think anyone would be thick enough to need it explained. Hey ho😏

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Pun was intended.  Didn't think anyone would be thick enough to need it explained. Hey ho😏

Aye i really need it explained.

Why thank you.

[Hagi's pubic hair]

1. Prostitute

2. Paperboy

3.Cunt

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Reed or deed said:

Aye i really need it explained.

Why thank you.

Lolz.  You fuckin asked.

[Don Fonte]

Professional darts player