What Job Could You Do With One Week's Training

[Ramandu]

2 hours ago, RAZOR said:

Let everyone pick one song. Take the good and the bad. 

A swfit ban on Coldplay and Creed.

I've been to a couple of weddings recently where they've done that. Asked for everyone to give one song beforehand along with meal choices. I don't know if there was any vetting, but it worked pretty well.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

I've been to a couple of weddings recently where they've done that. Asked for everyone to give one song beforehand along with meal choices. I don't know if there was any vetting, but it worked pretty well.

What was your choice?

[patrick bateman]

18 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh sort of tried that out last week. Asked chatgpt what it reckoned eh needed for my malady (large penis syndrome) and it recommended exactly what the doctor said one hour later.

 

Let chatgpt write scripts and eh won’t be at a GPs again.

Things that didn't happen 

[patrick bateman]

9 hours ago, Poodler said:

Spent 15 year doing that at parties in AB25 

 

Picking a good playlist for the atmos probably the most important life skill a man can learn. 

Setting a fairly new standard for cringiest post of the year 

[Ramandu]

41 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What was your choice?

Springsteen - she's the one

Proclaimers - life with you

 

Looking forward to your zinger response.

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Springsteen - she's the one

Proclaimers - life with you

 

Looking forward to your zinger response.

Ok choices but enjoy your evening.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, patrick bateman said:

Things that didn't happen 

Are you and parky twins? Or just both boring arseholes?

Absolutely did though not for large penis syndrome. They said they can’t help me there.

[Reed or deed]

6 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

 

Absolutely did though not for large penis sucking syndrome. They said they can’t help me there.

Nae luck min.

[manboobs109]

Any reason why an AI robot thing couldn't issue prescriptions? Program the cunt with cunts medical records, listen to your pish then give you your script? 

[Redforever86]

17 hours ago, Poodler said:

You get one shot per party at being the dj. If yi go self indulgent and throw in an obscure dylan number, you’ve had it, you’re off duty.Birds are crying and everything. And you’ll have to suffer shit like Doves.

measure the crowd, the lighting, the hullabaloo that’s available. Consider the time, actually just consider everything and pull out a song on the spot. If it gets toes tapping, you’re off, somewhat loosely following that genre (is it the right time of the night for a huge genre/ tempo switch) etc. 

pm me for more advice/ strategy x

 

Combine that into this scene and accent. 
 

 

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Are you and parky twins? Or just both boring arseholes?

That's a perfect or descriptor of you. 

A massive boring cunt. 

Oh and a two-faced, lowlife, lying snake piece of shit. 

[Poodler]

13 hours ago, patrick bateman said:

Setting a fairly new standard for cringiest post of the year 

Thanks very much 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

That's a perfect or descriptor of you. 

A massive boring cunt. 

Oh and a two-faced, lowlife, lying snake piece of shit. 

Ooft Bri lands a whopper of a bite there.

You should be past this by now Parky.

[Parklife]

15 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Ooft Bri lands a whopper of a bite there.

You should be past this by now Parky.

No bite at all. Just a regular reminder of what a low-life piece of shit he is. 

I thought you'd be dead against such folk. 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No bite at all. Just a regular reminder of what a low-life piece of shit he is. 

I thought you'd be dead against such folk. 

Oh aye, Bri's an arsehole, but that was a bite. 

Anyway, golfing this weekend?

 

[Don Fonte]

How many days training does it take to be a traffic warden @manboobs109

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Oh aye, Bri's an arsehole, but that was a bite. 

Anyway, golfing this weekend?

 

Nah. Unfortunately not. Weather tomorrow is garbage. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Ooft Bri lands a whopper of a bite there.

You should be past this by now Parky.

It’s sad, eh endorsed his opinion on another thread yet all eh get is hate and vitriol in return.

[Parklife]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

It’s sad, eh endorsed his opinion on another thread yet all eh get is hate and vitriol in return.

Once a lowlife lying piece of shit, always a lowlife lying piece of shit. 

[patrick bateman]

10 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Are you and parky twins? Or just both boring arseholes?

Absolutely did though not for large penis syndrome. They said they can’t help me there.

You have a tiny cock Noel 

[patrick bateman]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Any reason why an AI robot thing couldn't issue prescriptions? Program the cunt with cunts medical records, listen to your pish then give you your script? 

Because most people don't have the medical knowledge to accurately describe the issue.

Fairly simple really, like yourself.

[patrick bateman]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Thanks very much 

Any time little boy.

 

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

Because most people don't have the medical knowledge to accurately describe the issue.

Fairly simple really, like yourself.

You've made a fuck up there Paddy. The AI robot takes this into account, same as a doctor would. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

How many days training does it take to be a traffic warden @manboobs109

I'm still learning.

[patrick bateman]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You've made a fuck up there Paddy. The AI robot takes this into account, same as a doctor would. 

That's not how AI works 

You spastic 

[milne_afc]

Nice to have you back Pato(if you were who I think *not grassing*).

[manboobs109]

53 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

That's not how AI works 

You spastic 

Of course it fucking is

[manboobs109]

49 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Nice to have you back Pato(if you were who I think *not grassing*).

I've have my theory as well.

[patrick bateman]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Nice to have you back Pato(if you were who I think *not grassing*).

Enforced hiatus due to someone being a cunt on here 

He knows who he is 

Won't give him the oxygen he craves 

[patrick bateman]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I've have my theory as well.

Of course you do 

I must be an older poster cos that's the odd paranoia you lads have 

 

Btw did you not say you'd be running the gaff at your new gig when you started, yet still appear to be pounding the streets...what happened?