What Job Could You Do With One Week's Training

[Guest]

Just now, Parklife said:

I'd beat you to death with a chorizo sausage. 

I’d like to try it. Your sausage. 

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'd beat you to death with a chorizo sausage. 

You couldn’t beat an egg

[Parklife]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You couldn’t beat an egg

I'd beat your baldy egg head in to a scrambled mess no bother. 

 

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My memory is sketchy but did you not challenge someone to a fight on here? Might have been Parky but as I say, I can’t mind for certain.

No it was a misunderstanding. He said “come on then” which I took, as in Aberdeen terms that means let’s go outside for a fight but that’s not what he meant. 

[Parklife]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My memory is sketchy but did you not challenge someone to a fight on here? Might have been Parky but as I say, I can’t mind for certain.

Fuck off you 😂

 

13 minutes ago, Fridge said:

No it was a misunderstanding. He said “come on then” which I took, as in Aberdeen terms that means let’s go outside for a fight but that’s not what he meant. 

Wrong.

I said "come on". Not "come on then". 

I've corrected you on this about 10 times ffs 😂

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Fuck off you 😂

 

Wrong.

I said "come on". Not "come on then". 

I've corrected you on this about 10 times ffs 😂

Come on then

[Edwin Starr]

On 6/22/2023 at 2:40 PM, Ke1t said:

Any 'trade'.

Realistically we could train chimps to be plumbers and electrician. 

 

What about heating engineers Kelt.?

[Edwin Starr]

On 6/27/2023 at 10:10 AM, Fridge said:

There’s a few contenders on here.

I would throw my hat into the ring for forum moderator. 

 

How much does it pay?

[Fridge]

Actor, it’s nae difficult to pretend to be someone else. Just give me my lines and my cash.

[sigh]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Actor, it’s nae difficult to pretend to be someone else. Just give me my lines and my cash.

Aye, ok Ronald Villiers 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrCCnW2lSk

 

[Fridge]

52 minutes ago, sigh said:

Aye, ok Ronald Villiers 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrCCnW2lSk

 

I looked up the worst acting of all time as was fed up and this name cropped up. Mind her from saved from the bell. She was well worth one.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Berkley

[styrofoamplates]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

I looked up the worst acting of all time as was fed up and this name cropped up. Mind her from saved from the bell. She was well worth one.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Berkley

Showgirls is an underrated masterpiece 

[Don Fonte]

18 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Showgirls is an underrated masterpiece 

Pervert.

[Ke1t]

7 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

What about heating engineers Kelt.?

Heating engineers, roofers, road workers, drivers, literally any job in oil and gas, foresters, bakers... in fact any costume Mr Benn wore, police, army, and Ed Sheerin... every one of them could be replaced by a chimp, and in most cases do a better job because they're not looking at their fucking phone or wanking in the bog half the day. 

[Don Fonte]

17 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Heating engineers, roofers, road workers, drivers, literally any job in oil and gas, foresters, bakers... in fact any costume Mr Benn wore, police, army, and Ed Sheerin... every one of them could be replaced by a chimp, and in most cases do a better job because they're not looking at their fucking phone or wanking in the bog half the day. 

@ericblack4boss @Durrant Dived