What Job Could You Do With One Week's Training

[patrick bateman]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Of course it fucking is

No it fucking isn't 

It's not a sentient being

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, patrick bateman said:

No it fucking isn't 

It's not a sentient being

Busman’s holiday for you, this website min 

 

forever teachin 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, patrick bateman said:

Of course you do 

I must be an older poster cos that's the odd paranoia you lads have 

 

Btw did you not say you'd be running the gaff at your new gig when you started, yet still appear to be pounding the streets...what happened? 

Prefer the front line Paddy, I'll leave the pencil pushing to the likes of you.

[patrick bateman]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Prefer the front line Paddy, I'll leave the pencil pushing to the likes of you.

Whatever gets you through the night.

Best not to make such bold and arrogant proclamations tho eh.

Makes you a bit stinky bri tbh that chat.

[patrick bateman]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Busman’s holiday for you, this website min 

 

forever teachin 

No idea where this idea of me being a teacher came from.

Like that oddball buc thinking I was a Dundee fan.

[daytripping]

5 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

No idea where this idea of me being a teacher came from.

Like that oddball buc thinking I was a Dundee fan.

Calm doon pal, you seem on edge.

If folk are pissing you off just send them to detention. 

[manboobs109]

58 minutes ago, patrick bateman said:

Whatever gets you through the night.

Best not to make such bold and arrogant proclamations tho eh.

Makes you a bit stinky bri tbh that chat.

You'd do well to learn to recognise self deprication Paddy. 

Maybe even add a bit of it to your own chat, might not come across as such a tit.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

You'd do well to learn to recognise self deprication Paddy. 

Maybe even add a bit of it to your own chat, might not come across as such a tit.

You're being very sensible recently Moobs. You found god?

[patrick bateman]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You'd do well to learn to recognise self deprication Paddy. 

Maybe even add a bit of it to your own chat, might not come across as such a tit.

Calm down Rita

 

[patrick bateman]

59 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Calm doon pal, you seem on edge.

If folk are pissing you off just send them to detention. 

You on the edge of the pavement dancing again 

Yawn 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

You're being very sensible recently Moobs. You found god?

No bevvying as much pal. Weekends only.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

No bevvying as much pal. Weekends only.

Green?

[Bluto10]

^^ gay

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Green?

Na off it. Wife's orders. Was up your way last weekend actually, watched game in Lauders. Worst Guinness in Scotland I reckon. 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Na off it. Wife's orders. Was up your way last weekend actually, watched game in Lauders. Worst Guinness in Scotland I reckon. 

An utter shithole. Even I wouldn't fuck the barmaids.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

An utter shithole. Even I wouldn't fuck the barmaids.

Aye grumpy wee bastards. Liked the wee gaff down the lane, fucked if I can remember it's name, beside Willy Hills, few characters in there.

[The Gee Man]

Goodwin’s defensive coach 

[Don Fonte]

6 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye grumpy wee bastards. Liked the wee gaff down the lane, fucked if I can remember it's name, beside Willy Hills, few characters in there.

The Keg.

9am opening. I like it.

[Don Fonte]

10 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

^^ gay

You're fucking gay fatso.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

The Keg.

9am opening. I like it.

Good memories in there @The Boofon

[Fridge]

11 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Na off it. Wife's orders. Was up your way last weekend actually, watched game in Lauders. Worst Guinness in Scotland I reckon. 

I did a runner from Lauders circa 15 years ago, there was no real reason other than the place was shite and the service was appalling, just walked out and never paid my bill, only time I’ve ever done that in my life.

[Don Fonte]

54 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I did a runner from Lauders circa 15 years ago, there was no real reason other than the place was shite and the service was appalling, just walked out and never paid my bill, only time I’ve ever done that in my life.

Lauders don't run bills.  You're speaking absolute shite.

[BrianFaePerth]

Fridge in speaking shite shocker

Bald bastard

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Lauders don't run bills.  You're speaking absolute shite.

I’m fucking telling you I was down for a concert, had my lunch and did a runner, why would I possibly lie!

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’m fucking telling you I was down for a concert, had my lunch and did a runner, why would I possibly lie!

They never even served food then.

[Fridge]

30 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

They never even served food then.

Are we talking about the same place? Sauchiehall street. I can guarantee you I had food and did a runner. 

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Are we talking about the same place? Sauchiehall street. I can guarantee you I had food and did a runner. 

Please re-read the last two pages and come back and apologise.

Thank you.

[Bluto10]

3 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

You're fucking gay fatso.

you’re fat

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

you’re fat

Sober up champ.

[Fridge]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Please re-read the last two pages and come back and apologise.

Thank you.

Can’t be arsed but I definetly did a runner from a place that I thought was called Lauders on Sauchiehall Street. And you can ram your apology up your arse. 😀