Guest Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Just now, Parklife said: I'd beat you to death with a chorizo sausage. I’d like to try it. Your sausage. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: I'd beat you to death with a chorizo sausage. You couldn’t beat an egg Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 28 minutes ago, Fridge said: You couldn’t beat an egg I'd beat your baldy egg head in to a scrambled mess no bother. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: My memory is sketchy but did you not challenge someone to a fight on here? Might have been Parky but as I say, I can’t mind for certain. No it was a misunderstanding. He said “come on then” which I took, as in Aberdeen terms that means let’s go outside for a fight but that’s not what he meant. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: My memory is sketchy but did you not challenge someone to a fight on here? Might have been Parky but as I say, I can’t mind for certain. Fuck off you 😂 13 minutes ago, Fridge said: No it was a misunderstanding. He said “come on then” which I took, as in Aberdeen terms that means let’s go outside for a fight but that’s not what he meant. Wrong. I said "come on". Not "come on then". I've corrected you on this about 10 times ffs 😂 Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: Fuck off you 😂 Wrong. I said "come on". Not "come on then". I've corrected you on this about 10 times ffs 😂 Come on then Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 On 6/22/2023 at 2:40 PM, Ke1t said: Any 'trade'. Realistically we could train chimps to be plumbers and electrician. What about heating engineers Kelt.? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 On 6/27/2023 at 10:10 AM, Fridge said: There’s a few contenders on here. I would throw my hat into the ring for forum moderator. How much does it pay? 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Actor, it’s nae difficult to pretend to be someone else. Just give me my lines and my cash. Link to comment
sigh Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: Actor, it’s nae difficult to pretend to be someone else. Just give me my lines and my cash. Aye, ok Ronald Villiers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrCCnW2lSk Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 52 minutes ago, sigh said: Aye, ok Ronald Villiers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrCCnW2lSk I looked up the worst acting of all time as was fed up and this name cropped up. Mind her from saved from the bell. She was well worth one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Berkley Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Fridge said: I looked up the worst acting of all time as was fed up and this name cropped up. Mind her from saved from the bell. She was well worth one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Berkley Showgirls is an underrated masterpiece Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 18 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Showgirls is an underrated masterpiece Pervert. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 7 hours ago, Edwin Starr said: What about heating engineers Kelt.? Heating engineers, roofers, road workers, drivers, literally any job in oil and gas, foresters, bakers... in fact any costume Mr Benn wore, police, army, and Ed Sheerin... every one of them could be replaced by a chimp, and in most cases do a better job because they're not looking at their fucking phone or wanking in the bog half the day. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 17 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Heating engineers, roofers, road workers, drivers, literally any job in oil and gas, foresters, bakers... in fact any costume Mr Benn wore, police, army, and Ed Sheerin... every one of them could be replaced by a chimp, and in most cases do a better job because they're not looking at their fucking phone or wanking in the bog half the day. @ericblack4boss @Durrant Dived Link to comment
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