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Mexican for me. 
 

I made a chilli once for folk coming round and someone took in some mental sauce, think it was called 100% pain or something so I put some in but too much in by mistake. Was like eating lava. 

Like an episode of man vs food. 
 

I managed it but fucking hell wouldn’t advise it.

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4 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Thai

 

 

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

Scottish.

 

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Chinese from Choi's. 

Especially yon fit ye caz it, yon chicken n sweetcorn soup. 

 

2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Has to be Italian for me.

 

22 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Vietnamese 

 

16 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Turkish

Thank you all for your suggestions.

Why would you choose these cuisines?

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2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Mexican for me. 
 

I made a chilli once for folk coming round and someone took in some mental sauce, think it was called 100% pain or something so I put some in but too much in by mistake. Was like eating lava. 

Like an episode of man vs food. 
 

I managed it but fucking hell wouldn’t advise it.

This was the sauce I was on about, just bought some. Mental stuff. 
 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pain-100-Sauce-Natural-210g/dp/B00UN02IEI/ref=asc_df_B00UN02IEI/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=310771714967&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17183548707446376958&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046834&hvtargid=pla-378080379347&psc=1

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3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Why this story has came into my mind I have no idea but a mate of mine once bought a Chinese , he was obviously totally pished woke up the next day and and had no recollection. Was located on his front doorstep.

That is an absolutely hilarious anecdote, Fridge. Thanks for sharing, it's really brightened up my mood on this rainy Tuesday PM. 

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2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That is an absolutely hilarious anecdote, Fridge. Thanks for sharing, it's really brightened up my mood on this rainy Tuesday PM. 

You are fucking welcome. He probably ate it aswell knowing him.

Anyway I will leave my takeaway anecdotes for now.

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While we're on the topic of hilarious takeaway related anecdotes:

A few years ago, I was on a night out in Yarm (North Yorkshire), and towards the end of the night I decided to get a takeaway. I couldn't finish it all, because I was full, so put the rest in the bin.

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5 minutes ago, JumboJET said:

While we're on the topic of hilarious takeaway related anecdotes:

A few years ago, I was on a night out in Yarm (North Yorkshire), and towards the end of the night I decided to get a takeaway. I couldn't finish it all, because I was full, so put the rest in the bin.

Probably as excitin' as your life gets Bumbo.

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4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Well get your takeaway stories out you moaning fucks. Probably both been kicked in for being dicks.

How about this one then Fridge. I once bought a pizza from the takeaway. I was pissed and stumbled into a lamppost and knocked the pizza  to the ground, where it landed on the dirty pavement. 
I then proceeded to go get myself a Chinese. As I returned from there and passed the fallen pizza I decided I wouldn't see it go to waste. 
I picked up the pizza, picked off the pieces of grit etc. that had stuck to it. I then took it home and ate it. 

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