If you could only eat one nation's cuisine for the rest of your life...

[Simply Red]

8 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

It's because the links are there.  I merely point them out.  Not a difficult concept to grasp for most semi-intelligent folks.

Aye youre right. Silly me. The links between people eating thai/italian food and being a peedo are obvious now youve pointed it out.

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Aye youre right. Silly me. The links between people eating thai/italian food and being a peedo are obvious now youve pointed it out.

 

Glad to be of help min.  Any time.

[RAZOR]

9 hours ago, Reed or deed said:

Canna beat a moose burger

Could live on poutine nae bother.

[Redforever86]

I love a young fresh Italian, a just ripe berry reaped by my own hand, virgin of course, on a warm summers night over looking the bay of Naples, the smell of fresh bread and sardines, she drips onto my tongue, sheer delight. 
 

And as for the olive oil. 

[Redforever86]

31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Sex pesto 

Minorstrone soup

[maryhilldon]

53 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Minorstrone soup

Spaghetti Bollocknaked

[BrisDon]

Does macaroni pie count as Italian?

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Spaghetti Bollocknaked

Pizza oot the wheelie bin on a Setterday nicht for you yah weegie tramp.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Pizza oot the wheelie bin on a Setterday nicht for you yah weegie tramp.

Go eat your Camperbonara

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Go eat your Camperbonara

Fuck sakes min.  That's jist bowff.

[Edwin Starr]

18 hours ago, Joe pike said:

This is disturbing.

Yes it was at the time .

 

But I'm trying to find my faith again but not quite ready to go back yet.

 

Thinking about making an appointment to see my Priest maybe in the next week.

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Yes it was at the time .

 

But I'm trying to find my faith again but not quite ready to go back yet.

 

Thinking about making an appointment to see my Priest maybe in the next week.

Become a Buddhist monk.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Yes it was at the time .

 

But I'm trying to find my faith again but not quite ready to go back yet.

 

Thinking about making an appointment to see my Priest maybe in the next week.

You're only panickin' because you're old and nearer plantin'.

[Edwin Starr]

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Become a Buddhist monk.

I think that would be an amazing thing to do.

I admire them on how they live their life's.

[Edwin Starr]

10 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You're only panickin' because you're old and nearer plantin'.

Lol.😆

because of my age I picture myself holding up the coffin lid with one foot about to go inside  

thankfully I do have another leg but not ready to go inside as yet .

 

more time left then .

 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Lol.😆

because of my age I picture myself holding up the coffin lid with one foot about to go inside  

thankfully I do have another leg but not ready to go inside as yet .

 

more time left then .

 

 

Aye, reckon that's one race I'll beat yeh in.

[sigh]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Feart that you’re gan doonihstairz? 

He's a nae richter

[milne_afc]

It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. @Edwin Starr

Philanthropy is your saviour 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. @Edwin Starr

Philanthropy is your saviour 

He’s too generous if anything. 

[Studebaker-90]

44 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. @Edwin Starr

Philanthropy is your saviour 

Strings to Milne’s bow 

[Beachend Bootboy]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What made you question your faith,Bucmond? (Aside from getting buggered relentlessly)

Think that's about it.  That'd be enough I'd imagine.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nah it’ll be something really innocuous like being in the lead at a 2K fun run,tripping up 10 yards from the finishing line and finishing 8th. 

Probably why he's such a good runner.  Tryin' to get away from some frocked up pedo priest.

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. @Edwin Starr

Philanthropy is your saviour 

Think I’ve probably  told this before but there was a guy that I used to work with had a different philosophical statement on his email signature everyday. Fuck knows why, I “hilariously” started doing it by just making up utter nonsense like if a crocodile had wings he’d be an elephant or some total shite and he’d come over to my desk and ask me what I meant.

[milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Think I’ve probably  told this before but there was a guy that I used to work with had a different philosophical statement on his email signature everyday. Fuck knows why, I “hilariously” started doing it by just making up utter nonsense like if a crocodile had wings he’d be an elephant or some total shite and he’d come over to my desk and ask me what I meant.

Don’t think you have, Frigo

[Redforever86]

18 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Think I’ve probably  told this before but there was a guy that I used to work with had a different philosophical statement on his email signature everyday. Fuck knows why, I “hilariously” started doing it by just making up utter nonsense like if a crocodile had wings he’d be an elephant or some total shite and he’d come over to my desk and ask me what I meant.

Every sentence you utter I ask myself the same. 

[Fridge]

10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Every sentence you utter I ask myself the same. 

You’d love me in real life

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

You’d love me in real life

You’re too scared to meet any hatters worth their salt in real life 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

You’re too scared to meet any hatters worth their salt in real life 

Not at all I’ve Poods and bought him a beer, also got various tickets for matches for other users 

[Beachend Bootboy]

15 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

You’re too scared to meet any hatters worth their salt in real life 

I'd meet him.  Kincorth/Garthdee bond kinda thing.😁

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

22 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Suppose you've no choice in the Broch these days, Chois apart.

Never tried Polak grub tbh.

We have plenty of choices of cuisine up oor way min.

Just been to the local Lithuanian/Polish shop inoo. Lovely range of food and beers, and a gorgeous quine serving. 

I would definitely recommend Polish food to you loon.