If you could only eat one nation's cuisine for the rest of your life...

[maryhilldon]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

 

Nae seen the menace in ages, he’s maybe in jail

You'd know if he was in jail ye wee fishwife.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You'd know if he was in jail ye wee fishwife.

Yeah I would find out to be fair but I genuinely haven’t seen him for ages or heard any antics that he’’s been up to. Maybe laying low after the Mcallister debacle.

[manboobs109]

Fridge would be having conjugal visits if Hutch was in jail.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Yeah I would find out to be fair but I genuinely haven’t seen him for ages or heard any antics that he’’s been up to. Maybe laying low after the Mcallister debacle.

You ever in Rev Fridge? My wee neice and her pal have started working there while at Uni. You better not sex them. If you do do the mate not my neice. 

[Fridge]

I appear to be getting a lot of unnecessary abuse and dildos tonight, can you not save them for when I’m being a prick 

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You ever in Rev Fridge? My wee neice and her pal have started working there while at Uni. You better not sex them. If you do do the mate not my neice. 

Yes I am. Only lassie I chat up begins with H, it’s nae her is it?

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Yes I am. Only lassie I chat up begins with H, it’s nae her is it?

Take a dildo. 

But no its not her. Just started recently.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Take a dildo. 

But no its not her. Just started recently.

I’ll will nae doubt be giving her my appalling patter at some point

[Arabian Knight]

ye seen blutos honeymin sex tape oan xhemster fridge..filmed in nicht vishin liket wan nicht in perris..ye see ez skittery gaped hoop whin ez thrustin awa n gruntin..cunts goat a badge like a yawin hippo wi lockjaw 

 

 

[Dad]

The young lassies, off to begin the adventure of university - full of hope and wonder 

Next thing they're serving pints to a chrome dome fuckwit with gingivitis

 

Ah no

[Bluto10]

6 hours ago, Fridge said:

I appear to be getting a lot of unnecessary abuse and dildos tonight, can you not save them for when I’m being a prick 

manboobs loves the dildo

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Fridge loves a tall tail.

[Geoff_Tipps]

One time, when I was driving down King Street in the early hours of Saturday morning I drove past this chap walking down towards Union Street. He had both hands round a kebab chomping away quite the thing with his wanger out having a push on the move. A glorious site of someone who has got his priorities spot on.

 

Own up, who was it? With it being early hours it rules out @Bluto10

[Poodler]

7 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

You ever in Rev Fridge? My wee neice and her pal have started working there while at Uni. You better not sex them. If you do do the mate not my neice. 

One of my old party krew works there, I’ll get some pics x

[Reed or deed]

18 hours ago, Zeus said:

rowies, stovies, tattie soup and king rib suppers.

Greatest cuisine on the world. 

Got a point there min.

Add haggis, cranachan, whisky tablet ice cream, huddick supper, tablet, mince n tatties, aberdeen angus beef 😛

[Roberto]

Many years ago this would have been Italian (still where I'll end up living out my days after retiremen) but in this day and age... Thai food.

[Redforever86]

Japanese. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Too many fuckin pedos on here showin' a preference for Thai.  If any of them have ever been to Thailand, they are worth the watchin'. Kiddy ficherin' perverts.

[Fridge]

7 hours ago, Dad said:

The young lassies, off to begin the adventure of university - full of hope and wonder 

Next thing they're serving pints to a chrome dome fuckwit with gingivitis

 

Ah no

She loves my chat

Actually maybe just tolerates and smiles 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 minutes ago, Fridge said:

She loves my chat

Actually maybe just tolerates and smiles 

She’s just delaying being ABZ’s next barmaid you’ve nailed.

She’d be best getting it over and done with. 10 seconds isn’t difficult to forget.

[Singapore Steve]

Thai or Indo.  ( Indo has a bit more fats when needed). 

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You had a ‘party krew’? Were they like Steve Wright’s ‘posse’ all whooping and hollering like cunts in the background?

One for the 40+ hatters I assume 

 

nae idea what that means 

[The Buzzard]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

They were on Radio2 fairly recently as well the sycophantic bunch of cunts.

At their worst when he did Radio 1.

[Bluto10]

remember that exactly soop hands from ~20years ago

talksports the same in the morning

 

[RAZOR]

Canadian

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Absolutely. Should bring back DLT. 

Good for losing money on a Saturday. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The nicest looking kids on planet Earth, I’ll have you know! 

So I believe.

Three primary reasons for visitin' or movin' to Thailand.

1) Interfere with kids 

2) Fuck ladyboys

3) Both of the above 

[Guest]

Dutch food. 

[Guest]

@REDRODDIE why you dildo’ing Dutch food?

[daytripping]

Got to be British, go a long way to beat a proper English breakfast and roast beef dinner. 2nd American ribs and bbq stuff.