Edwin Starr Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 This is an appreciation post for everyone who play's the triangle in orchestra. Thanks for every ting. Link to comment
sigh Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 On a similar level then: What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick What's brown and sticky? A stick Did ye hear about the guy that swallowed bricks? He a wa' noo What's blue and smells like paint? Blue paint What's red and smells like paint? Red paint Where does a general keep his armies? Up his sleevies Where do caravans go when they die? Haven Why did the kettle fall down the stairs? Cause it was steaming Why do monsters not eat ghosts? Cause they taste like sheet What's a dentist's favourite time of day? 2.30 Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field Did you hear about the magic car? Turned into a side st What's green and smells o bacon? Kermit's fingers What do Winnie the poo and Kermit the frog have in common? Both have the same middle name What did the bus driver say to the guy WI nae legs? How ye getting on? What dae ye call a guy WI nae legs laying at the front door? Matt Met a guy at the cashline standing on one leg... Turns out he was checking his balance Knock knock... Who's there... A wee guy... A wee guy who... A wee guy who cannae reach the doorbell How did the Farmer find a girlfriend? He tractor down Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo Glad Halloween is over, just waiting for the Christmas crackers now..... 3 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 My favourite joke of all time has to be: What's got eight legs and a big black cunt? The A-Team Also works with All Saints 5 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: My favourite joke of all time has to be: What's got eight legs and a big black cunt? The A-Team Also works with All Saints Come on now. Let's not get racist. Racism is a crime. And crime is for Black people. 3 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Do you know what happens to a jew when he walks into a brick wall with an erection? he breaks his nose Link to comment
milne_afc Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Some gold plated chains would make a good retirement gift for a very, very good slave (Norm MacD) Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: Do you know what happens to a jew when he walks into a brick wall with an erection? he breaks his nose Cos they have small erections Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot What’s the difference between jam & marmalade? You can’t marmalade your cock up your wife’s arse. Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Knock, Knock. Who's there? "Thingy". "Thingy who?" "Thingy". The backdoor opens. "Oh sorry, I've got the wrong hoose. Lottery winner?". "Next door min". The lad politely leaves and obediently raps on the back door of oor neighbours. (December 2021) Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 What’s the worst part about being a paedophile? Trying to fit in 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: What’s the worst part about being a paedophile? Trying to fit in Do you any paedos like min? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted November 2, 2023 Author Share Posted November 2, 2023 I'm regretting starting this 🙄 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Do you any paedos like min? No. It’s a joke. Jeez. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: No. It’s a joke. Jeez. Sorry loon, my misinterpretation. 👍 (It's just because another poster asked something about the amount of paedos in oor toon yesterday, which is rife with them, pro rata). Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Sorry loon, my misinterpretation. 👍 (It's just because anothet poster asked something about paedos in oor toon yesterday, which is rife, pro rata). I mean the thread title should have been the clue. I still prefer paedos to the hunters though (a topic discussed many time on here) Link to comment
milne_afc Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 25 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: What’s the worst part about being a paedophile? Trying to fit in Do you mean socially? Or are you just bragging? 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: I mean the thread title should have been the clue. I still prefer paedos to the hunters though (a topic discussed many time on here) I used to watch a few paedo hunter videos on YouTube (Shane Brannigan, GOTN, etc.). I stopped watching them after a while as the paedos they apprehended got next to fuck all when up before the beaks in court. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 I’m on the fence about abortion. On the one hand it kills babies which I’m all for, on the other it gives woman a choice. Link to comment
milne_afc Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I used to watch a few paedo hunter videos on YouTube (Shane Brannigan, GOTN, etc.). Yip. 3 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 What's the difference between a joiner and a carpenter? A joiner chaps nails, and a carpenter paints cars! 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 The paedo that gets caught then does a funny wave on camera is great. Utter contempt for the mink filming him. Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's truncheon. One's for cunning stunts! Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted November 2, 2023 Author Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: All good stuff, Buc. 😂 Might have to read them again sooper.😁 Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Then there was the necrophiliac who was forced to stop after some rotten cunt split on him. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 2 hours ago, milne_afc said: Yip. Nice. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Man walks into a pub with his pet giraffe. He orders up 6 pints. He drinks 3. The giraffe drinks 3. The giraffe crumbles to the floor. The man turns and heads to leave the pub. The barman says “Hoi, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” Man replies: “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe”. Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Horse goes up to the bar, barman says. "What's with the long face" Bear goes up to the bar and says I'll have a ................................ about ten seconds later the barman says. " What's with the long pause" Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 53 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Man walks into a pub with his pet giraffe. He orders up 6 pints. He drinks 3. The giraffe drinks 3. The giraffe crumbles to the floor. The man turns and heads to leave the pub. The barman says “Hoi, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” Man replies: “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe”. 2 Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 What does a gynaecologist & a puppy have in common? A wet nose. Link to comment
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