Bluto10 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 a crab walks into a bar givin it all this … Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Difference between a fridge and a fanny ? Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Just now, Cambridge Red said: Difference between a fridge and a fanny ? Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out. Not anymore anyway 2 Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said: Not anymore anyway I completely forgot we've got a poster with that name then remembered the second I pressed submit reply 🤣 Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 56 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: We don’t. I'm really sorry. I didn't know he had passed away. I feel really shit now. Link to comment
Cambridge Red Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Don’t be daft. Ol’ Fridge would have a chuckle at that.Either that or he’d get his tough mate to stove your face Thanks for putting my mind at rest, gonna call it a day now. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle it's balls Where do you go when you're dying? The living room Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 15 hours ago, YorkDon said: What’s the difference between jam & marmalade? You can’t marmalade your cock up your wife’s arse. My wife would beg to differ. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 1 hour ago, muttonhumper said: My wife would beg to differ. Most guys would just spit on it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 9 hours ago, Cambridge Red said: Thanks for putting my mind at rest, gonna call it a day now. Fridge said that too. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 "Alfred the Great" may well be the greatest monarch in history. Much better than "Richard the Goat Fucker". Link to comment
perthshirered Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 What dae ye dae if ye find a trumpet growing in yer garden? Root-it-oot Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 Why did so many people die in Auschwitz? Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 On 11/2/2023 at 5:34 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I used to watch a few paedo hunter videos on YouTube (Shane Brannigan, GOTN, etc.). I stopped watching them after a while as the paedos they apprehended got next to fuck all when up before the beaks in court. Stinson Hunter is still on the go, apparently. The video of him on Philip Schofield's show is priceless. 🤔😲 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Jocky Balboa said: Stinson Hunter is still on the go, apparently. The video of him on Philip Schofield's show is priceless. 🤔😲 I'll make a point of watching that video, JB. Thanks for the heads up. It'll be nice to see that filthy kiddie groomer squirm. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 What's the best thing about Switzerland? Hard to say, but the flag's a big plus. Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 17 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I'll make a point of watching that video, JB. Thanks for the heads up. It'll be nice to see that filthy kiddie groomer squirm. He's nearly in tears as Stinson relays his methods of nonce-catching, as it relates to groomers. 🤔😲https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NX02EszAdZw&pp=ygUfU3RpbnNvbiBIdW50ZXIgUGhpbGlwIFNjaG9maWVsZA%3D%3D Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Jocky Balboa said: He's nearly in tears as Stinson relays his methods of nonce-catching, as it relates to groomers. 🤔😲https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NX02EszAdZw&pp=ygUfU3RpbnNvbiBIdW50ZXIgUGhpbGlwIFNjaG9maWVsZA%3D%3D Aye min, you're spot on. To overcome his squirming and awkward posture when interviewing Shane Brannigan, he resorts to using high-pitched dialogue which, in turn, acts as a defensive mechanism for him to get through the interview. Filthy, vile fucker. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 That’s exactly how eh imagine you look buc. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said: That’s exactly how eh imagine you look buc. Imagining other posters 1 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 What’s black and white and sat in the corner for 5 years? Ian Durrant’s football boots. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Some good ones here https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1822199/rangers-aberdeen-fernando-ricksen-forum-club-1872/ 2 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I bought one of those universal remote controls. Changes everything. Loved Climie Fisher Link to comment
sigh Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said: Loved Climie Fisher preferred Carrie Fisher Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 On 11/2/2023 at 2:48 PM, Poodler said: Do you know what happens to a jew when he walks into a brick wall with an erection? he breaks his nose Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Found it hard to zoom in on the posts. The Sun however repeats the posts in large type so that all can read them. 😂 I mind when that happened and the cunts were going on about a photo on your Twitter account that wasn’t even you. 😂 Sick Dons fans. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Sick Dons fans. Smelly Dundee fans 1 Link to comment
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