BrianFaePerth Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: Smelly Dundee fans Dons fan that can’t hold his drink and shits himself Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: That’s exactly how eh imagine you look buc. Lol not quite Brian. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 10 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: Loved Climie Fisher That's fabulous 👌🤣. 1 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 8 hours ago, Bluto10 said: Smelly Dundee fans Smelly Shitty Skittery Man U fans🤔 Err fucking worse ....👽 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Misers Hill said: Smelly Shitty Skittery Man U fans🤔 Err fucking worse ....👽 not as bad/lol as pool players Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Bluto10 said: not as bad/lol as pool players 🤡 Link to comment
Arthur FN Shelby Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Two cows in a field. first one ‘ what do you think of this mad cow disease then? ‘ second one ‘ don’t ask me I’m a duck.’ Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Halcyon days Yours truly on top form It says the matter was in the hands of the police? Did it ever go any further? Comedy is just an expression of free speech imo. They may not like it, it may be in poor taste but it’s a foundation of our democracy. Can’t be arresting someone over a wee joke ffs. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Ha, hasta la vista el plod! A good perk of living abroad for the likes of you, Poodler and Kelt. Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: It says the matter was in the hands of the police? Did it ever go any further? Comedy is just an expression of free speech imo. They may not like it, it may be in poor taste but it’s a foundation of our democracy. Can’t be arresting someone over a wee joke ffs. Without wanting to engage in whataboutery, or wish that awful disease on anyone, but Ricksen was an absolute cunt of a human being, the type whom you just know would have regularly made fun of people in similar predicaments when he was a Hun. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: Ha, hasta la vista el plod! A good perk of living abroad for the likes of you, Poodler and Kelt. The long arm of the law can’t touch you but over zealous moderating sure can. The days of controversy are long gone for the hat but at least we really lived it for a while. Bbc news 😂 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 12 hours ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. Copper wire was invented when 2 jews fought over a 1p 1 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 13 hours ago, Arthur FN Shelby said: Two cows in a field. first one ‘ what do you think of this mad cow disease then? ‘ second one ‘ don’t ask me I’m a duck.’ 9 cows in a field. Which one is from the Middle East? Coo 8. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Just now, sheepcrooky said: 9 cows in a field. Which one is from the Middle East? Coo 8. 10 cows in a field. Which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 How did the blind and deaf guy come to realise he had been near a weegie? He had been robbed, raped, and anywhere within 50 square metres smelled like shit. 1 Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Where do you take a deaf girl on holiday? BALLATER Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 On 11/9/2023 at 10:46 AM, Sooper-hanz said: I bought one of those universal remote controls. Changes everything. Preferred Rise to the Occasion.👍 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 What do you call a bonny Pakistani male? Asif. Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted November 10, 2023 Admin Share Posted November 10, 2023 15 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: It says the matter was in the hands of the police? Did it ever go any further? Comedy is just an expression of free speech imo. They may not like it, it may be in poor taste but it’s a foundation of our democracy. Can’t be arresting someone over a wee joke ffs. Nope. We weren't even contacted. Link to comment
milne_afc Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 23 minutes ago, Bebo said: Nope. We weren't even contacted. You got any record of the Nat Fraser planning permission prank? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 49 minutes ago, Bebo said: Nope. We weren't even contacted. The Sun newspaper lying? Now, there's a first.🙄 Link to comment
JumboJET Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Who is Duk's favourite author? J.G. Mallard (instead of Ballard because he's Duck) Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 What do you call Pakistani guy works in a microwave oven factory Pding Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 How do you turn a duck in to a souls singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers. 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 whats the name if the Scottish sihk karaoke singer? G'upty Sihng Link to comment
JumboJET Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: What’s Duk’s favourite train? Stephenson's Ducket Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 hour ago, milne_afc said: You got any record of the Nat Fraser planning permission prank? Classic. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Parklife said: How do you turn a duck in to a souls singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers. Very good, young Parky.👍 What's Bill Withers' best funeral song? Lovely Day. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 What do you call a chinese doorbell engineer? Ding Dong Link to comment
milne_afc Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 What do you call a chinky paedo? Lolf Hallis Link to comment
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