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3 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Poorly hidden sarcasm kelt.  This game needs to be put to bed by 40 minutes in by whoever he picks, even his beloved 5 strong rear guard action.

Plus apparently we’re not allowed to mention the 80’s.

I don't see any valid reason not to mention the 80s. They're a perfect example of what a small (in relative terms) club is capable of if they're run by a competent chairman, led by a competent manager, and field a squad of players in their key roles and play to their own strengths. 

Telling you you can't reminisce or hold up your own club's past achievements as a benchmark to shoot for sounds like a fucking idiotic narrative to me. 

 

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1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

I don't see any valid reason not to mention the 80s. They're a perfect example of what a small (in relative terms) club is capable of if they're run by a competent chairman, led by a competent manager, and field a squad of players in their key roles and play to their own strengths. 

Telling you you can't reminisce or hold up your own club's past achievements as a benchmark to shoot for sounds like a fucking idiotic narrative to me. 

 

Massive lack of understanding shown here

Quelle surprise

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3 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I don't see any valid reason not to mention the 80s. They're a perfect example of what a small (in relative terms) club is capable of if they're run by a competent chairman, led by a competent manager, and field a squad of players in their key roles and play to their own strengths. 

Telling you you can't reminisce or hold up your own club's past achievements as a benchmark to shoot for sounds like a fucking idiotic narrative to me. 

 

 

 

 

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48 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I don't see any valid reason not to mention the 80s. They're a perfect example of what a small (in relative terms) club is capable of if they're run by a competent chairman, led by a competent manager, and field a squad of players in their key roles and play to their own strengths. 

Telling you you can't reminisce or hold up your own club's past achievements as a benchmark to shoot for sounds like a fucking idiotic narrative to me. 

 

“Competent manager” 😂 come on

look at Aberdeen before and after that manager. Look at man united before and after. 
 

aberdeen have always generally been shite we were just incredibly fortunate to have literally the best manager of all time

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25 minutes ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

“Competent manager” 😂 come on

look at Aberdeen before and after that manager. Look at man united before and after. 
 

aberdeen have always generally been shite we were just incredibly fortunate to have literally the best manager of all time

I'm using neutral language.

Competent is the opposite of incompetent. 

Most of our managers in my lifetime have probably been degrees of incompetent. 

You can then rank just how competent within a framework of 'extremely competent' to 'extremely incompetent'.

Fergie would be the former while Glass, Goodwin, McGhee, Robson, Brown, A. Miller, Aitken (Despite a Scottish Cup), and Skovdahl would fall into the latter category.  The rest have been various levels of competent or working under mitigating circumstances, like Paterson. 

You can even use whatever superlatives you like, such as 'genius', 'magic', 'pure deid brullyant' to describe Fergie. You'd not be wrong.

 

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4 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I'm using neutral language.

Competent is the opposite of incompetent. 

Most of our managers in my lifetime have probably been degrees of incompetent. 

You can then rank just how competent within a framework of 'extremely competent' to 'extremely incompetent'.

Fergie would be the former while Glass, Goodwin, McGhee, Robson, Brown, A. Miller, Aitken (Despite a Scottish Cup), and Skovdahl would fall into the latter category.  The rest have been various levels of competent or working under mitigating circumstances, like Paterson. 

You can even use whatever superlatives you like, such as 'genius', 'magic', 'pure deid brullyant' to describe Fergie. You'd not be wrong.

 

Fergie, Calderwood & McInnes - 3 peas in a pod.
 

Basically the same manager. Triple statue outside kingsford please #allforaurora

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2 minutes ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

Fergie, Calderwood & McInnes - 3 peas in a pod.
 

Basically the same manager. Triple statue outside kingsford please #allforaurora

I mean, if that's how you view them then that's your prerogative. Not my place to argue what you think :thumbup1:

 

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4 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

TOP bantz from Kelt, as always. 

Well, you come across as a combative, funny guy, buy... you're not a... are you at least GOOD? You seem so. Don Fonte seems like a lying, lying bore. I mean anyone who tells you, "I bought some shoes" is a liar, a half-truther, a fake, a fake  a FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE 

I  hate fake people. I want to convert them to  HONESTY.

Don Fonte, to me, is... not real.

I am real,

But from my realness I give you...  a song that is about something...

 

 

 

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50 minutes ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

“Competent manager” 😂 come on

look at Aberdeen before and after that manager. Look at man united before and after. 
 

aberdeen have always generally been shite we were just incredibly fortunate to have literally the best manager of all time

Exactly "kelt" in "spikkin shit" shocker

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10 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

Well, you come across as a combative, funny guy, buy... you're not a... are you at least GOOD? You seem so. Don Fonte seems like a lying, lying bore. I mean anyone who tells you, "I bought some shoes" is a liar, a half-truther, a fake, a fake  a FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE 

I  hate fake people. I want to convert them to  HONESTY.

Don Fonte, to me, is... not real.

I am real,

But from my realness I give you...  a song that is about something...

 

 

 

Wouldn't say I'm combative. I'll put my point across, but I've no interest in getting into internet arguments. 

Don Fonte's a lovely fella, btw... like most of the chaps on this board. 

:cheers:

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Wouldn't say I'm combative. I'll put my point across, but I've no interest in getting into internet arguments. 

Don Fonte's a lovely fella, btw... like most of the chaps on this board. 

:cheers:

 

 

 

They aren't.

Trust me.

Anyone who responds in as witless as these cuddly babies does are... cuddly.

Trust me.

Footballc maniacs are... gay, sorry.

Gay.

I'm gay/bi and these sister are with me, us.

Football + forums = gay/bi/curious.

Sorry, but in January, we break it.

Football is gay/lez/bi/trans.bi.

Sorry.

Take over.

2026 World Cup will be gay.

Sorry/not sorry!

I'm an expert on football, I embrance.

 

 

Football has ALWAYS been gay, Duh!

Always.

Embrace.

 

 

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21 hours ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

 

They aren't.

Trust me.

Anyone who responds in as witless as these cuddly babies does are... cuddly.

Trust me.

Footballc maniacs are... gay, sorry.

Gay.

I'm gay/bi and these sister are with me, us.

Football + forums = gay/bi/curious.

Sorry, but in January, we break it.

Football is gay/lez/bi/trans.bi.

Sorry.

Take over.

2026 World Cup will be gay.

Sorry/not sorry!

I'm an expert on football, I embrance.

 

 

Football has ALWAYS been gay, Duh!

Always.

Embrace.

 

 

Nae disrespect but are you one of Saturn's moons?

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On 1/6/2024 at 11:56 PM, GAME OF BILLIONS said:

 

They aren't.

Trust me.

Anyone who responds in as witless as these cuddly babies does are... cuddly.

Trust me.

Footballc maniacs are... gay, sorry.

Gay.

I'm gay/bi and these sister are with me, us.

Football + forums = gay/bi/curious.

Sorry, but in January, we break it.

Football is gay/lez/bi/trans.bi.

Sorry.

Take over.

2026 World Cup will be gay.

Sorry/not sorry!

I'm an expert on football, I embrance.

 

 

Football has ALWAYS been gay, Duh!

Always.

Embrace.

 

 

So, I want to the doctor, see what he could give me

He said, "Son, son, you've gone to far

'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do"

Yeah!

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3 hours ago, Ernie McCracken said:

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* Losing streaks (home, away or both)

* Barren spells in front goal

* Leaky defences 

But don't take our word for it - read our customer testimonials below:

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"After a good start to the season, our away form nosedived, and we hadn't recorded a victory away from home for nearly 3 and a half months. Our colleagues at Kilmarnock FC recommended AFC to us, and our problem was solved in an instant. Our only regret is that we didn't play them sooner"   St Mirren FC

Post of the year so far 🤪

 

Funny af man.

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