What you having for Breakfast?

[Don Fonte]

42 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

just eat white bread like a bloody bloke for fuck sake

That's why you're a fatty boom boom.

19 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Same, more of less.

I cheat by having milk in my coffee but don’t eat after my supper until around 12-1 the next afternoon.

I’ve dropped a couple of kgs without exercising since I started doing it around Nov last year.

 

Fatty boom boom number 2.

[YorkDon]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

That's why you're a fatty boom boom.

Fatty boom boom number 2.

If a 32” waist and 42” chest is fat, then guilty as charged.

[Bluto10]

10 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

If a 32” waist and 42” chest is fat, then guilty as charged.

don plays golf / cycles for exercise 

 

that’s what chubby middle aged men do

[YorkDon]

2 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

don plays golf / cycles for exercise 

 

that’s what chubby middle aged men do

Golf lol 

It’s what you turn to when you’re no longer fit enough to even play 5’s on a weeknight.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

don plays golf / cycles for exercise 

 

that’s what chubby middle aged men do

I didn't know you cycled and played golf fatso.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Golf lol 

It’s what you turn to when you’re no longer fit enough to even play 5’s on a weeknight.

I am far superior to you in every way and would teach you a lesson on a 5s pitch min.

[YorkDon]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I am far superior to you in every way and would teach you a lesson on a 5s pitch min.

Pray tell what brings you to such a ridiculous conclusion? 

[RedArmyFakshun]

3 hours ago, DD1903 said:

This ‘intermittent fasting’ strikes me as the latest health fad, which, in years to come, will be found to actually not be very good for you. 

its been the natural way of human biology for millenia

its only the recent oil bonanza that means we can eat whenever we want

think of it this way - your body has to work to digest food

when you give it time off, it switches to cellular repair mode

you get some of that done while you sleep, but you can double up on that without any real discomfort

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

its been the natural way of human biology for millenia

its only the recent oil bonanza that means we can eat whenever we want

think of it this way - your body has to work to digest food

when you give it time off, it switches to cellular repair mode

you get some of that done while you sleep, but you can double up on that without any real discomfort

Absolute shite. 

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

its been the natural way of human biology for millenia

its only the recent oil bonanza that means we can eat whenever we want

think of it this way - your body has to work to digest food

when you give it time off, it switches to cellular repair mode

you get some of that done while you sleep, but you can double up on that without any real discomfort

Yeah and since we stopped doing it we've lived longer.

[RedArmyFakshun]

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Yeah and since we stopped doing it we've lived longer.

penicillin and antibiotics is the reason for that

[The Boofon]

Just now, RedArmyFakshun said:

penicillin and antibiotics is the reason for that

Prove it.

[RedArmyFakshun]

18 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Prove it.

 

Penicillin discovered by the jocks in 1928, antibiotics available since 1940s

Prior to the beginning of the 20th Century, infectious diseases accounted for high morbidity and mortality worldwide. The average life expectancy at birth was 47 years, which then rose to 78 after antibiotics were routinely available.

Conversely, cancer rates have risen exponentially since the oil bonanza began in the 1970s

I'll not bother with another graph

[cheesepipes]

I can't believe early Homo Saps woke up in a cave and decided not to hunt a Woolly Mammoth until 3pm.

[sigh]

27 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

 

Penicillin discovered by the jocks in 1928, antibiotics available since 1940s

Prior to the beginning of the 20th Century, infectious diseases accounted for high morbidity and mortality worldwide. The average life expectancy at birth was 47 years, which then rose to 78 after antibiotics were routinely available.

Conversely, cancer rates have risen exponentially since the oil bonanza began in the 1970s

I'll not bother with another graph

why does the covid vaccine and the downward trend in life expectancy not feature - your graph is a big pharma lie

[RedArmyFakshun]

15 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I can't believe early Homo Saps woke up in a cave and decided not to hunt a Woolly Mammoth until 3pm.

lazy bastards

[cheesepipes]

8 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

lazy bastards

They did say human life started in Africa.

[Dons79]

26 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I can't believe early Homo Saps woke up in a cave and decided not to hunt a Woolly Mammoth until 3pm.

Agreed, cannot do it at night, as that’s when the big cats hunted, cannot be midday, fucking roasting by then, so that leaves early morning or late afternoon, tea time ish to get their shit together

[Redforever86]

Leftovers that you could have for breakfast or brunch weren't invented until 1871.

[RedArmyFakshun]

9 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Leftovers that you could have for breakfast or brunch weren't invented until 1871.

geezer they often went for long periods without a successful hunt

thats why they painted images of it on cave walls to invoke success

[Dons79]

36 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

geezer they often went for long periods without a successful hunt

thats why they painted images of it on cave walls to invoke success

Agreed, no such thing as 3 square meals a day for them boys,’foraging all day nuts and leaves and fruit, every 4th day or so successful with a hunt and if coastal or near rivers, attempts of crude fishing daily to get by. Certainly no big fat cunts kicking about those days. Too busy running away from lions and shit.

[Dad]

Just now, Dons79 said:

Agreed, no such thing as 3 square meals a day for them boys,’foraging all day nuts and leaves and fruit, every 4th day or so successful with a hunt and if coastal or near rivers, attempts of crude fishing daily to get by. Certainly no big fat cunts kicking about those days. Too busy running away from lions and shit.

Ach no - off down the beach for a spot o' fishing 🎣 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

 Too busy running away from lions and shit.

Can't be too hard to evade a jobby.

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Can't be too hard to evade a jobby.

✌@caveman

 

[DD1903]

6 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

its been the natural way of human biology for millenia

its only the recent oil bonanza that means we can eat whenever we want

think of it this way - your body has to work to digest food

when you give it time off, it switches to cellular repair mode

you get some of that done while you sleep, but you can double up on that without any real discomfort

Hmmm

i don't think eating at 4pm then hitting the beers is a healthy lifestyle...

[Don Fonte]

Just now, DD1903 said:

Hmmm

i don't think eating at 4pm then hitting the beers is a healthy lifestyle...

@Bluto10apart from you eat again at 9pm sumo.

[Misers Hill]

36 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Hmmm

i don't think eating at 4pm then hitting the beers is a healthy lifestyle...

Arite if yer bedded for 10 min🐔

[RedArmyFakshun]

39 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

i don't think eating at 4pm then hitting the beers is a healthy lifestyle...

 

[Bluto10]

6 minutes ago, Misers Hill said:

Arite if yer bedded for 10 min🐔

or up at midday 🐔🤡🇨🇳

[Misers Hill]

Sqwak🤡🐔